Culture and Lifestyle Quotes and Sayings 34 Plants With Funny Names To Add Cheer To Your Garden The garden can be a great source of humor. By Steve Bender Steve Bender Steve Bender, also known as The Grumpy Gardener, is an award-winning author, editor, columnist, and speaker with nearly 40 years experience as Garden Editor, Senior Writer, and Editor-at-Large for Southern Living. Southern Living's editorial guidelines Updated on April 22, 2024 Trending Videos Close this video player Photo: Jacky Parker Photography/Getty Images Southerners learn plant names early. From the trees—oak, pine, maple, dogwood—to the shrubs, ferns, and flowers in our region, each plant has a name, family, and specific sun and watering requirements. When spending time outdoors and in gardens affords the opportunity to learn what to call the plants we encounter, and we've run into a few—ok, maybe more than a few—with names that never fail to make us chuckle. These curious plants have names that make us want to learn more about the flowers, trees, and shrubs they describe. To learn more about these plants and others, check out The Southern Living Garden Book, our source for all things plant-related in the Southern states. Without further ado—in alphabetical order—here are 34 funny plant names that will make you wonder and maybe even laugh a little, too. 13 Flowering Southern Trees To Plant In Your Home Garden 01 of 34 Balloon Flower Daisuke Oka/Getty Images Botanical Name: Platycodon grandiflorusSun Exposure: Full, partialSoil Type: Well-draining, rich, loamySoil pH: 5.5-7.5 Balloon flowers bloom in an intense blue-violet shade throughout the summer in 2- to 3-inch star-shaped flowers. Other varieties include white and pink blooms, but these easy-to-grow flowers are best when planted after the danger of frost passes. They thrive in sun, which increases their flower production. While members of the bellflower family, these perennials do not resemble bells. They start as balloon-like buds. 02 of 34 Bear’s Breeches Neil Holmes/Getty Images Botanical Name: Acanthus mollisSun Exposure: Full, partialSoil Type: Well-draining, moistSoil pH: 5.6-7.8 These tall, eye-catching flowers have bold, spiny, glossy leaves that emerge in clumps. Bear's breeches are large perennials, often used as architectural plants. The flowers on this plant typically appear from late spring to early summer but are considered invasive in some regions because of how quickly they spread. Grow in most soils except very wet ones. They prefer some shade in hotter climates. 03 of 34 Bleeding Heart Getty Images Botanical Name: Lamprocapnos spectabilisSun Exposure: Partial shade, full shadeSoil Type: Well-draining, fertileSoil pH: 6.0-7.5 This plant gets its name from the heart-shaped pink or white flowers that dangle from its long, slender branches. Each heart has a petal emerging from the heart shape, which is why it is called “bleeding.” The woodland plant has fern-like foliage that dies back after blooming in hotter climates and returns each spring. Perfect for shady gardens, bleeding hearts like moist soil but can tolerate some drought. Be careful where you plant bleeding heart as all parts of it are toxic to people and pets. 04 of 34 Bugleweed Federica Grassi/Getty Images Botanical Name: Ajuga reptansSun Exposure: Full, partialSoil Type: Well-draining, moistSoil pH: 6.5 The Bugleweed is a quick-spreading ground cover with thick foliage and small, brightly colored flowers. This plant thrives in shady areas that typically have difficulty growing other species. Bugleweed produces blue, violet, or purple flowers in mid-to-late spring, reaching almost 10 inches tall. 05 of 34 Butcher’s Broom Valter Jacinto/Getty Images Botanical Name: Ruscus aculeatusSun Exposure: Full, partial, shadeSoil Type: Loamy, clay, sandySoil pH: 5.6-7.8 These leafless plants bear big, pointed shoots that give the appearance of leaves, plus tiny white flowers, sometimes followed by a red or yellow fruit. Butcher’s Broom is a relatively common landscape plant because of its unique colors. These plants thrive in woodlands, hedgerows, deep shade, and coastal cliffs. It adapts to most soils and tolerates drought. 06 of 34 Candytuft Vaivirga/Getty Images Botanical Name: Iberis sempervirensSun Exposure: Full, partialSoil Type: Well-drainedSoil pH: 5.6-7.8 Technically a woody shrub, these deer-resistant flowers bloom in a rainbow of hues. The Candytuft has small oblong leaves in a leathery green that brightens gardens with flowers that appear in shades of white or pink blossoms. Start growing Candytuft in early fall in warm climates or in the spring in colder areas. These plants reach maturity in about five to 10 years. 07 of 34 Cupid’s Dart Troyka/Getty Images Botanical Name: Catananche caeruleaSun Exposure: FullSoil Type: Well-drained, loose, loamy, sandySoil pH: 5.8-6.8 Cupid's Dart, belonging to the daisy family, appears with grass-like, grayish leaves and small cornflower-like blooms. These flowers, blooming from summer to fall, have prominent blue-purple petals that radiate from their royal purple centers. These flowers are relatively easy to grow, deer-resistant, and resistant to most pests. They can grow in full sun with poor soil and little water, making them relatively easy plants. Loose, sandy soil that is well-drained will make them happy. 08 of 34 Dame’s Rocket dieter1freier1/Getty Images Botanical Name: Hesperis matronalisSun Exposure: Full, partialSoil Type: Well-drained, sandySoil pH: 6.0-7.5 Dame's Rocket is a biennial plant with purple blooms on branches that grow three feet tall and wide in the second year of growth. The leaves of Dame's Rocket alternate along the stem, while the flower is fragrant. In ideal growing conditions, this plant will spread rapidly and can become invasive. The showy blooms appear in mid-to-late spring. Plant in full sun in moist, well-drained soil. 09 of 34 Dancing Girl Ginger Chayanan/Getty Images Botanical Name: Globba genusSun Exposure: Partial, indirect, shadeSoil Type: Well-drained, rich, moistSoil pH: 6.6-7.3 This plant is a perennial with showy, spidery, and delicate flowers that bloom in yellow, white, orange, or purple hues in the summer with broad, bright green leaves. Dancing Girl Ginger can grow 2 to 3 feet tall in containers or gardens. This plant adds a tropical flair to any garden, even when not in bloom. Give them lots of bright, indirect light. 10 of 34 Drumsticks KarenHBlack/Getty Images Botanical Name: Craspedia globosaSun Exposure: FullSoil Type: Well-drained, claySoil pH: 5.8-6.5 Flowers shaped like small yellow globes and silvery foliage give this plant its Drumsticks moniker. Start growing Drumsticks six to eight weeks before the last frost, most commonly from seeds. This plant can last a long time in a vase, making it ideal for crafts or cuttings. Drumsticks easily adapt to dry soil and tolerate drought better than other plants, but they do prefer some moisture. 11 of 34 Firespikes liuyushan/Getty Images Botanical Name: Odontonema strictumSun Exposure: Indirect, shadeSoil Type: Well-drained, moist, richSoil pH: 6.5-7.0 Firespikes are spiky blooms in bold colors attracting butterflies and hummingbirds. The combination of large green leaves topping the tall ruby-red-hued flowers creates a visually appealing plant in any garden. However, these plants tend to be cold-tender, so plant them well after the last frost in rich, moist soil with good light for best blooming. 12 of 34 Foxglove Getty Images/Irina Pislari Botanical Name: Digitalis purpureaSun Exposure: Full, partialSoil Type: Moist, well-drainedSoil pH: 5.5-6.5 These tall flowers make a statement in the garden. Tubular flowers grow on tall, bushy spikes. Foxgloves are biennials so plant them in the spring and they’ll bloom the next year. Plant in soil that drains well and doesn’t stay soggy as foxglove is prone to crown rot. Provide some shade in hotter regions. Foxglove is toxic to people and pets. Get Dramatic Height With Easty-To-Grow Foxglove 13 of 34 Goat’s Beard Flowerphotos/Getty Images Botanical Name: Aruncus dioicusSun Exposure: Full, partialSoil Type: Moist, rich, loamySoil pH: 5.6-7.8 Goat’s Beard is a perennial with tiny cream-colored flowers covering fuzzy or feathery branches in the summer. These plants spread up to 4 feet wide and grow 4 to 6 feet tall. Goat’s Beard grows in woodlands and is an excellent garden border plant. It can take full sun in cooler growing zones, but prefers some shade. 14 of 34 Hens and Chicks Elizabeth Fernandez/Getty Images Botanical Name: Sempervivum tectorumSun Exposure: FullSoil Type: Well-drained, sandySoil pH: 7.0 Hens and Chicks is the moniker for this succulent with rosette-formed leaves in shades of green, purple, and red. This plant thrives when planted in the spring but also grows from seeds in containers when started in the fall. Overall, Hens and Chicks has minimal maintenance requirements. Full sun gives them brightly colored foliage, but they can live in a variety of lighting conditions. 15 of 34 Jack-in-the-Pulpit db_beyer/Getty Images Botanical Name: Arisaema triphyllumSun Exposure: Partial, shadeSoil Type: Moist, richSoil pH: 5.5-7.0 Jack-in-the-pulpit has an arching, tubular flower striped or spotted with contrasting colors. This slow-growing perennial is relatively easy to grow. Find this species in deciduous woodlands and floodplains. Direct sun can scorch its leaves, so plant it in partial to full shade. Plant in early fall or early spring in moist or wet soil. This plant is toxic to humans and pets. 16 of 34 Leopard’s Bane skymoon13/Getty Images Botanical Name: DoronicumSun Exposure: Partial, shadeSoil Type: Well-drainedSoil pH: 6.0-6.5 Similar in appearance to a daisy, this cheerful perennial blooms in the spring in bright gold with rounded, heart-shaped leaves with toothed edges. Leopard's Bane is easy to grow, and the flowers show for several weeks throughout the springtime. This plant goes dormant after blooming, so use this time to divide the clump if needed. Plant in partial shade in moist, slightly acidic soil. 17 of 34 Lion’s Tail OpaqueFifty/Getty Images Botanical Name: Leonotis leonurusSun Exposure: FullSoil Type: Well-drained, loamy, sandySoil pH: 5.5-6.5 Fuzzy stems with spherical, whorled orange flower clusters in summer and autumn create the Lion's Tail appearance. This plant is excellent for attracting pollinators, such as birds and butterflies, as the red-orange flower is full of nectar. To help Lion's Tail thrive in the following season, deadhead the plant after it blooms and before the first frost of the season. 18 of 34 Lobster Claw Dana Edmunds/Getty Images Botanical Name: HeliconiaSun Exposure: Partial, shadeSoil Type: Well-drained, moistSoil pH: 6.0-6.5 Large bract clusters that look like lobster claws are this plant's calling card. While they grow best in tropical environments, some species of Lobster Claw can also develop as a houseplant in the right conditions. Give them warm temperatures and bright, indirect light for at least eight hours per day. A humidifier can help increase moisture. The flower stem forms extremely colorful waxy leaves, and it's from here that the flower groups emerge. 19 of 34 Lords and Ladies Christophe LEHENAFF/Getty Images Botanical Name: Arum maculatumSun Exposure: Partial, shadeSoil Type: Well-drained, moistSoil pH: 6.1-7.8 The Lords and Ladies perennial plant can grow 12 to 18 inches tall and contains dense, bright red fruit clusters that resemble tiny ears of corn. The orange-red berries appear in the summer. The leaves of this plant are elongated, heart-shaped, and green with variegated patterns. This perennial likes full sun to partial shade. All parts of this plant are toxic to pets and people. 20 of 34 Love-in-a-Mist RedA&Co/Getty Images Botanical Name: Nigella damascenaSun Exposure: Full, partialSoil Type: Well-drained, moistSoil pH: 6.5-7.0 Flowering in late spring or early summer, this plant has thin, threadlike leaves with showy blooms in blue, white, or pink. This plant's moniker derives from the fennel-like, airy foliage that forms around the flowers. This plant will bloom for several weeks. Give it good sun exposure and well-drained, fertile soil. 21 of 34 Mother-in-Law's Tongue Getty Images Botanical Name: Dracaena trifasciataSun Exposure: Partial, shadeSoil Type: Well-drainedSoil pH: 5.5-7.5 Also known as snake plant, this easy-care plant is known for its tall sword-like leaves. It doesn’t need much light so it’s a good indoor plant for rooms that don’t get a lot of sun. It tolerates irregular watering and drought. Plant in well-draining, slightly acidic, or slightly alkaline soil. Mother-in-law’s tongue, so-called to symbolize the sharp tongue of a mother-in-law, can grow to 6-12 feet tall. It is toxic to pets. How To Grow And Care For Snake Plant 22 of 34 Nodding Ladies’ Tresses David Clapp/Getty Images Botanical Name: Spiranthes cernuaSun Exposure: Full, partialSoil Type: Moist, clay, loamy, sandySoil pH: 6.1-6.5 Dark green rosette-shaped foliage and fragrant, bell-shaped white flowers appear in the summer through early autumn. Described as a classic bog plant, the Nodding Ladies' Tresses has grass-like leaves that can grow up to 10 inches tall. Find this plant in woods, old fields, and prairies. 23 of 34 Obedient Plant Marcia Straub/Getty Images Botanical Name: Physostegia virginianaSun Exposure: FullSoil Type: Well-drainedSoil pH: 5.5-7.0 This plant, also known as False Dragonhead, has tall, upright stems with funnel-shaped flowers that look like snapdragons. This easy-to-grow member of the mint family blooms in summer and remains until the fall. Obedient Plant is excellent for attracting pollinators, such as bees and hummingbirds. Full sun helps them produce more flowers. 24 of 34 Ostrich Fern Katrin Ten Eikelder / EyeEm / Getty Images Botanical Name: Matteuccia struthiopterisSun Exposure: Partial, shadeSoil Type: Moist, claySoil pH: 5.0-6.5 This plant's bountiful, broad fronds with a narrow base can reach 4 feet long. Ostrich Fern will go dormant in the winter and is best grown in natural sites, such as woodlands, wild gardens, or bordering streams or ponds. Once established, this plant will spread rapidly. 25 of 34 Piggyback Plant Anne Hyde/Getty Images Botanical Name: Tolmiea menziesiiSun Exposure: Partial, shadeSoil Type: Moist, well-drainedSoil pH: 5.0-7.0 The Piggyback Plant has triangular or heart-shaped leaves that, when mature, grow plantlets on top. The Piggyback Plant has a unique growing habit as new leaves sprout directly from mature leaves where the stem attaches to the leaf. This plant grows indoors throughout the year in bright, indirect light. 26 of 34 Pincushion Flower Achim Mittler/Getty Images Botanical Name: ScabiosaSun Exposure: FullSoil Type: Moist, well-drainedSoil pH: 5.8-6.2 This flower contains a rounded head that resembles a pin cushion full of pins. The perennial is available in various hues, is best planted in early spring, and is relatively easy to grow. The Pincushion Flower attracts pollinators such as bees and butterflies. They do best in full sun and make good cuttings to display in a vase indoors. 27 of 34 Polka-Dot Plant Julio Ricco/Getty Images Botanical Name: Hypoestes phyllostachyaSun Exposure: PartialSoil Type: Moist, well-drainedSoil pH: 6.1-7.3 Broad, pointed, variegated green leaves with pink and white spots distinguish the Polka-Dot Plant. These plants thrive in warmer climates, so treating them as annuals is one way to include them in your garden if you live in an environment that experiences colder weather. A mature plant reaches 1 to 2 feet tall and wide. 28 of 34 Ponytail Palm James Young/Getty Images Botanical Name: Beaucarnea recurvataSun Exposure: FullSoil Type: Well-drained, sandySoil pH: 6.5-7.5 Ponytail Palm has loose green leaves and a trunk with an extensive, swollen base for storing water. This slow-growing and long-living species can take five years or more to double in size. When planted indoors, this plant is relatively carefree. 29 of 34 Red-Hot Poker Neil Holmes/Getty Images Botanical Name: KniphofiaSun Exposure: FullSoil Type: Well-drainedSoil pH: 6.0-7.0 Grass-like foliage, bare stems, and tubular clusters that resemble a glowing torch are characteristics of Red-Hot Poker. The perennials have stunning flower spokes in bright red, orange, yellow, and other color varieties. This deer-resistant plant attracts hummingbirds, bees, and butterflies. This flower grows in most soils, but it doesn't grow well in soil that stays wet and soggy. 30 of 34 Scarlet Pimpernel Robert Pickett/Getty Images Botanical Name: Lysimachia arvensisSun Exposure: FullSoil Type: Clay, loamy, sandySoil pH: 5.5-8.0 Sprawling stems and small red-orange flowers that open and close over the day distinguish the Scarlet Pimpernel. These showy flowers, blooming in late spring or early summer, have a bloom size of around one inch. The entire plant grows up to 6 inches tall. This flower adds color to sunny spots. Plant in well-drained, sandy soil. This plant is toxic to people and livestock. 31 of 34 Skunk Cabbage Panoramic Images/Getty Images Botanical Name: Symplocarpus foetidusSun Exposure: Partial, shadeSoil Type: Rich, loamySoil pH: 5.5-7.5 Excellent for water gardens, the Skunk Cabbage has big, ridged, verdant green leaves that resemble hostas. Expect this perennial plant to grow around 1 to three 3 tall. This bog garden plant goes dormant and flowers in late winter or early spring. It earns its name from its unpleasant odor so it's not a good plant to have in your patio area. It is also toxic to pets. 32 of 34 Sneezeweed Jacky Parker Photography/Getty Images Botanical Name: Helenium autumnaleSun Exposure: FullSoil Type: Moist, well-drainedSoil pH: 5.5-7.0 Daisy-like blossoms with big, dark, yellow-speckled centers characterize Sneezeweed. This plant quickly grows to its mature size of 2 to 5 feet tall and around 2 feet wide in moist, rich soil near swamps, ponds, and wetlands. Attracting butterflies in early summer and fall, this plant is available in different shades of gold, orange, red, and brown. Cut it back early in the summer to encourage blooms and new growth. It is toxic to humans, pets, and livestock. 33 of 34 Toad Lily Chris Burrows/Getty Images Botanical Name: Tricyrtis hirtaSun Exposure: Partial, shadeSoil Type: Moist, well-drained, loamySoil pH: 4.5-6.5 A Toad Lily plant contains spotted flowers that resemble orchids. Another reason for its moniker is that the entire plant is hairy, while the leaves alternate as they grow and have parallel veins. Plant the Toad Lily in an area protected from harsh weather, particularly strong winds. 34 of 34 Turtlehead Justus de Cuveland/Getty Images Botanical Name: Chelone obliquaSun Exposure: Full, partialSoil Type: Moist, richSoil pH: 5.0-6.8 Turtlehead is a slow-growing plant that blooms for three to six weeks in late summer or early fall. The plant has small, puffy flowers with pointed, two-lipped petals reminiscent of turtle heads, giving it the Turtlehead moniker. This plant works well in bog gardens or areas with moist soil and filtered sun. Was this page helpful? Thanks for your feedback! 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