The Risk of Procambarus alleni is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Illuminated Nephropidae with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, anti-smoking policies, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.213 billion Procambarus allenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rapture. The average income tax rate is 41.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Procambarus allenian economy, worth 452 trillion Doubloons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 140,791 Doubloons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Claims adjusters are uselessly vague, restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Procambarus alleni, sex-ed is child's play, and parents giddily refuse to pay their toddlers' medical bills. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Procambarus alleni's national animal is the blue crayfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Procambarus alleni is ranked 31,003^rd in the world and 3^rd in Falanchua for Most Cultured, scoring 80 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.