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TOO MUCH VITRIOL I am a regular reader of Peter Freyne’s column, and this week was no exception. Given the utter lack of any other cogent political reporting in this town, I welcome Peter’s con­ tribution to the field. At the same time, I often find his column painful to read. The vitriol with which he attacks (or mocks) those he considers to be on the wrong side of an issue seems to go beyond the bounds of editorializing, and certainly beyond unbiased reporting. Ultimately his writing epitomizes and perhaps legitimizes for many the intolerance for opin­ ions contrary to our own that we so often decry. I wonder whether he would lose his readership by present/' ing a respectful and balanced view of issues he chooses to comment on. For example, while I believe that civil-union supporters have good cause to celebrate this law, might they npt also have some measure of ■' ■ empathy for the “Take Back . Vermonters” who truly believe their core values are being threatened? And, conversely, might those staunch traditionalists allow some room in our fair state for those whose beliefs run contrary to their own? Peter Freyne’s intelligent and often insightful political commen­ tary loses much of its power to enlighten when it takes on the good guy (liberal)/bad guy (conservative)

tone Peter is so fond of. But more crucially, in what I believe is a desire to be provocative and entertaining, he only succeeds in engendering divisiveness. It is too bad that such a fine newspaper, devoted in large measure to the arts, an aspect of human culture so good at bringing us together, undermines that poten­ tial by giving a forum to such antag­ onistically toned reporting. — Mark Nash Charlotte HISTORY LESSONS I am writing in response to my comrade Brian Walsh’s letter in the August 8 “Weekly Mail.” I apologize for not offering historical arguments in my defense of the Fourth of July. It is obvious that I seriously overesti­ mated Mr. Walsh’s intelligence. Perhaps I missed it, but I don’t think ExxonMobil sponsored the signing of the Declaration of Independence. Of course, I have been, as you said, “spoon-fed since elementary school,” so it’s easy to see how I could have missed this item while earning two college degrees and a graduate degree. 1 must not have had any, as you call it, “real history” during all that class time. Perhaps if f bone up on my Rousseau and Marx, I will pass muster for you. The history lesson I would like to refer you to occurred in 1989 — perhaps you remember the collapse of the Berlin Wall, when

millions of people demanded free­ dom from tyranny? They were demanding the freedom that it seems you so easily take for granted, and one which our forefathers imagined on that day in 1776, and one which brave American men and women have fought for ever since. You don’t believe that event was a fake promul­ gated by capitalists, do you? Mr. Walsh, it may disappoint you to know that corporations reflect the will of the people. This may be a horrible idea for someone such as yourself to accept, but I will try to explain it in a manner that even a pabulum reader can under­ stand. People buy things. Corpora­ tions sell things. It is in the best interests of corporations to sell things that people would like to buy. In this way, corporations act as the will of the people. You should like that. Here’s an example. If you don’t want drilling in ANWR, cut your oil consumption. If you don’t like the policies of a corporation, boycott it. They will listen. If you don’t like the policies of a politician, vote differ­ ently or run yourself. It’s not a very difficult concept to grasp. It also might shock you to know that cor­ porations provide people with jobs, too. I bet you thought all along that was government’s job. . Your problem seems to be that you are in complete disagreement with the vast majority of the popula­

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Dean Chooses Successor? Ears pricked. Jaws dropped. Drinks spilled. Vermont political observers from every corner of the state looked at their television sets last Thursday evening in utter disbelief and asked, “Did H o w ard Dean really say what I think he said?” Last Thursday evening, WCAX-TV broadcast an interview with Gov. Dean by reporter/anchor Sera Congi in which the Democrat governor of Vermont enthusiastically praised the talent and qualifications of one of the two Republican candi­ dates for governor — Cornelius Hogan.

Asked if King Con would make a good governor, Dean replied that Hogan most certain­ ly would, “because he’s been as close as you can get to being governor and he’s got tremen­ dous backbone.” Ho-Ho explained that “back­ bone” is the number one requirement for the job. He described it as “the ability to stand up to people and say no.” Our veteran governor point­ ed out, “The governor’s job is to say no. The Legislature’s job is to say yes and get as much as they can for their constituents. Somebody,” said Dean, “has to mind the store. Con is very good at minding the store and he doesn’t take any guff from anybody, and that’s the most important quality in the gover­ nor’s office.” “I was amazed,” Hogan told £»y Seven Days this week. “It was wonderful!” However, Dean’s “endorsement” wasn’t so won­ derful in Democrat circles. C in dy M e tc a lf, the chair of the Vermont Democratic Party, also watched the WCAX broadcast last Thursday. “I was laying there in shock,” said Metcalf. “Did he really almost endorse Con Hogan?” she asked herself. W /-.U A. .( i By Monday, Metcalf explained what she’d seen on her TV set as “WGOP doing their thing.” She explained, “Anyone who knows how close Dean is to the Democratic Governors Association knows that he is not going to endorse a Republican no matter what.” By the way, another hat Metcalf wears is that of chief of staff for Lt. Gov. Doug R a c in e , a man who wants to succeed Dean as governor. “I don’t think it hurts to have the governor say nice things about you if you want the job,” conced­ ed Ms. Metcalf. But Cindy’s spin on Dean’s praise for King Con, was that “it appeared to take the wind out of the sails of the crowned Republican.” That would be a reference to Republican Treasurer Jim Do u glas. Slim Jim’s been openly run­ ning for governor since last winter and has locked up the endorsement of 82 of the 83 members of the House Republican Caucus. Dean had nothing to say about Douglas’ backbone. On Sunday morning, Dean was the guest on WCAX’s “You Can Bore Me,” only this one was far from boring. Asked about his endorsement of Con Hogan the previous Thursday, Ho-Ho reiterated that Hogan would make an “outstanding” governor. “There’s no question about that,” said Dean, noting Hogan’s stellar work running the state’s Agency of Human Services. But Dean quickly backed away from the “E” word. “I’m certainly not going to endorse [Hogan],” Dean told M arse lis Pa rs on s. “I am a Democrat, not a particularly partisan Democrat, but I am going to support the Democratic ticket, of course.” That’s a relief, eh? Marsillyiss noted that Doug Racine and State Sen, Pe te r S h um lin are angling for the Democratic nomination should Dean not seek reelection. “So now you have three people who would serve Vermont well at some time,” said Dean, with a smile. Left out of the discussion was Jim Douglas, who did not get a mention on Ho-Ho’s list of qual­ ified gubernatorial hopefuls. It was an omission that spoke volumes. Doug Racine told Seven Days Monday he’s not concerned about Ho-Ho’s praise for King Con. Our current Lite-Gov said he suspected Dean may just

be having a little fun in the Republican camp. Racine said he’s “confident” Dean will support the Democratic gubernatorial candidate, “and I intend to be that candidate,” he said. Sen. Shumlin is vacationing in the Canadian Maritimes this week and could not be reached for comment.

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been a good week up at Groovy UV. The housing crunch faced by returning students this year is look­ ing tighter than ever. The facul­ ty is newly unionized, and trustee chairman Bruce L is m a n ’s reputation is on the line as the school searches for a new, permanent president to replace the one the trustees dumped last spring. But the worst news of all comes from The Princeton Reviews annual college rank­ ings. The rankings are based on feedback from 65,000 college students coast to coast. For years, Camp Catamount has enjoyed a distinguished nation­ al reputation as one of America’s premier “party schools.” But in the latest rank­ ings released this week, UVM has slipped from 13th to 18th in the country. Very disturbing. The drop in party school prestige, it should be noted, has happened during the watch of interim President Ed Colodny, a retired airline executive. You’d p H jP v |i | |T think with all the booze poured down airline passengers’ throats, Colodny could have maintained Vermont’s standing? Let’s hope the new president will address the slippage. Despite the drop, in party rank, however, UVM does get a pretty uplifting endorsement in the “What Students Say” category: “Many UVM undergrads feel that their student body provides ‘a wide variety of social groups. From hippies to jocks, UVM has it all.’ To these happy undergrads, ‘the atmosphere up here is real laidback and relaxed. I noticed when I first came up here that if you smile at someone or say “hi” to a stranger, they almost always say “hi” back. People up here are cool.’” Nice. The Review goes on to note that there are “more than a few” students “who complain that ‘some­ times I feel as if I’m surrounded by hippies, extreme environmentalists and communists. They aren’t that widespread on campus, they’re just very vocal.’” Amen! But before all you Camp Catamount fans get too depressed over the drop in “party school” rank­ ings, take note. The Princeton Review ranks Groovy UV third in the country behind the giant state uni­ versities of Wisconsin and Alabama in the “Lots of Hard Liquor” category! Cheer up! Every year about this time, like clockwork, UVM dominates the local media spotlight when the top “party schools” are announced. But UVM is not the only Vermont college to win national rank­ ing. Unfortunately, the others always get over­ looked. No more. Itsy-bitsy Goddard College (enrollment — 345), should be celebrating big-time this week as The Princeton Review ranks the crunchy, far-out Plainfield, Vermont, institution of “higher” learning sixth in the nation in the very important “Quality of Life” category. (The University of Richmond ranked first, followed by Harvard, University of California-Santa Cruz, Dartmouth College and Brigham Young.) Goddard also ranked 16th in the nation in the cannabis-friendly “Reefer Madness” category. Little Goddard is right up there with the pot-smoking big boys like NYU, the University of WisconsinMadison and the University of Colorado-Boulder. Congratulations, Goddard! Fire up the bongs! Also winning acclaim this year is high-brow Bennington College (enrollment — 545). Bennington won recognition for its campus-wide lack of interest in political activity. It’s called the

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Curses, Foiled Again Police in Omaha, Nebraska, arrested Edward Ming after he pulled up to a banks drivethrough window and presented a stolen check to the teller, who turned out to be the person the check was stolen from. While Ming waited for his cash, bank employees notified police and wrote down Ming’s license plate number. After getting the money, however, Ming asked to use the men’s room, which is where police found him. “We Lad the victim right there. We had the suspect right there. We had all the information,” Officer Meg Fricke said. “All we had to do was grab him.” • Police Officer Jason Cooper was on his way to cash a check at Capital City Bank in Topeka, Kansas, when police dispatchers reported that a man was trying to cash a stolen check there. As Cooper arrived at the bank, a man who was leaving fit the dis­ patcher’s description. “It was perfect timing. I couldn’t have planned it better,” Cooper said after arresting Jeffrey A. Huges, 28. When Cooper interviewed the bank clerks, he discovered the checks the suspect was attempting to cash were ones stolen from Cooper when his car was burglarized a month earlier. “He was pretty shocked,” Cooper said when Huges saw the name on the stolen check matched the one

on Cooper’s police badge. “It was some pretty sweet justice.” • A 27-year-old man broke into a library in Boksburg, South Africa, where Police Superintendent Christo Heunis was discussing crime statistics with business people. When the burglar alarm went off, Heunis helped security officers grab the suspect, who was carrying boxes and computer disks. Litigation Nation Joseph DeMarco of Shelton, Connecticut, filed a lawsuit against Colgate-Palmolive, claiming to have found a used condom in his toothpaste. He said the stress of discovering the condom caused his blood pres­ sure to rise, ultimately leading to a heart attack a year later. • Vanderbilt University Medical Center reached an out-of-court settlement with Arthur C. Tucker Jr. of Brentwood, Tennesee, who sued the hospital for $13 million after his penis had to be amputated from a botched prostate treatment. Tucker was being treated for a swollen prostate gland by a device designed to channel microwave energy through a catheter. Tucker’s lawyer Randall Kinnard alleged the catheter slipped, causing microwaves to be directed at Tucker’s penis instead of his prostate, severely burning his genital area. • A New Jersey couple filed a

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suit against the Kellogg Co. over a house fire they blame on a flaming Pop-Tart. The cou­ ple’s attorney, Mauro C. Casci, said Brenda J. H urff put a cher­ ry Pop-Tart in the toaster, then left the house to drive her chil­ dren to preschool. When she returned 10 to 20 minutes later, smoke was pouring from house

the sun’s radiation than the darker surface of a calm sea. The scientists calculated the average cooling effect of the whitecaps to be greater than the benefits gained from reducing some greenhouse gases covered by the Kyoto Protocol. • The annual harvest of harp seals in Labrador dropped for

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and firefighters were on the scene. The fire caused $100,000 in damage. “She had put it in the toaster and apparently for­ got about it,” Casci said. Although Kellogg spokesperson Dick Lovell insisted, “Pop-Tarts are safe and do not cause fire,” the box warns customers not to “leave the toaster appliance unattended due to possible risk of fire.” Problem Solved Winds that increase with global warming could lessen the effects of such warming, accord­ ing to researchers at the Scripps Institution of Oceanography at La Jolla, California. The white crests of waves whipped up by the wind reflect back more of

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the third straight year, as hunters headed home before catching their quota. The rea­ son, according to fisheries scien­ tists, is “the increased use of Viagra, as a substitute for seal penises.” The organs are consid­ ered an aid to male sexual per­ formance in traditional Chinese medicine, but Canada’s Department of Fisheries and Oceans noted that slackening demand, starting in 1999, had dropped prices for “seal organs” from $100 to $13. Reality Bites Hollywood filmmakers shooting Reign o f Fire, a mythi­ cal adventure about dragons taking over England, decided to set the film amid snow-capped

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aise your hand if you knew August was “New Music M onth” in Vermont. During all the media reflection on the Dean Decade — and Dick Snelling’s gubernatorial era before that — no one thought to ask the sitting guv about his “appreciation for the creation ol new music.” And yet he recently put his pen to a proclamation stating that new music has been “fundamental to the histo­ ry of Vermont and Vermonters since the days of composer Justin Morgan.” You’re not alone if you thought Morgan was just a horse breeder. Though Dean is a fan of experimen­ tal music, his official endorsement came at the urging of composers and perform­ ers who will be making music all over M ontpelier this weekend at something called the O ught-O ne Festival. You’re not alone if you never heard of that, cither — not to m ention the plunderphonics, fractal music, microtonality, electroacoustics, postminimalism and other strange but joyful noises that will make up this festival. For two days, the nation’s smallest cap­ ital will host performers and composers who have never come together in one place before, for an event that has never occurred before, to make music few Vermonters have heard — or heard o f— before. But that said, within the micro­ cosm of “new music,” some of the OughtOne’s participants are quite renowned, indeed, and some of the works performed will be world premieres. These include a p ag e 8 a

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piece by Jon Appleton, co-creator of the groundbreaking Synclavier and director of the graduate program in electroacoustic music at Dartmouth College. Other works are so spanking new they scarcely exist — they’ll be presented as works in progress — while some will be improvisations, never to exist again. Much of that which is rather lamely called “new music” has also gone under the slightly more descriptive rubric of “contemporary classical.” But festival organizers Dennis Bathory-Kitsz and David Gunn have coined a new moniker: “nonpop.” In fact, the tagline of OughtOne is “the Woodstock of Nonpop” — a catchy if equally oblique way to categorize this collection of sub-genres. The term is “useful because it implies there’s this whole world out there defined by what it’s not,” suggests Troy Peters, director of the Vermont Youth Orchestra. “I grew up in the classical tradition, and as a composer I still kind of say I write ‘con­ temporary classical.’ But it’s hard to come up with a name... composers today may not have any more connection to Brahms or Mozart than they do to Britney Spears.” Nor do the sub-genres necessarily resemble each other, though many rely on advanced sound technology. “If they share anything at all, it’s probably lack of visibil­ ity,” Bathory-Kitsz jokes. “But stylistically, no, no more than Frank Zappa and Wayne Newton do as pop artists.” He and Gunn are good at making up names, however — including their own alter-egos for the radio program they’ve hosted for the last six years. “Kalvos &

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Damian’s New Music Bazaar” has injected experimental sounds onto the airwaves, and the Internet, every Saturday afternoon since May 1995 from Goddard College’s WGDR. “It was the first nonpop music show online in the U.S.,” Bathory-Kitsz — a.k.a. Kalvos — proclaims with pride. “We just did show number 325.” The shows include interviews with composers that are archived on K& D’s Web site. Many of those composers are huddled over a score in a town near you right now. “There are more composers per capita in Vermont than in any other state, mostly of nonpop genres,” exclaims Bathory-Kitsz. “Around 250 — it’s staggering!” The Ought-One Festival was a natural extension of the Kalvos and Damian show. “We figured it was time to get out of the virtual world and spend time with the artists in real life, and have the people who listen to our show see and hear them,” Bathory-Kitsz explains. “David and I made a concerted effort to bring this stuff together.” But they did have a little encourage­ ment. “I bugged them,” acknowledges Phil Kline, a New York composer who sits on the K&D board and will perform this weekend in Montpelier. “I thought it would be cool to have a festival up here in Vermont. By the third time I asked, they said, ‘Yeah, we’ll do it.’ They really took the ball. I had envisioned a one-day thing with a few composers. But they have this amazing Web forum, and it really made things happen.” I ’he Ought-One proved to be a lot more popular than anyone imagined. “We

didn’t think that many people would want to come and play for free,” Bathory-Kitsz says of performers who waived their fees. “I expected about 12 people to say yes. More than 100 did.” In fact, there will be 37 concerts involving 120 performers and composers, most of whom have been played or inter­ viewed on “Kalvos & Damian’s New Music Bazaar.” The numbers apparently intimidated officials at Goddard College, the original site of the festival; they backed out just last month. The organizers flew into panic mode. “The Onion River Arts Council saved our asses,” lauds Bathory-Kitsz, explaining the nonprofit managed to relocate the fes­ tival into performance quarters at four churches in downtown Montpelier — Bethany, Trinity, Christ and Unitarian — and the City Center for registration and info headquarters. Less than a week before participants begin to arrive — from as far as Europe — Bathory-Kitsz is still scrambling to find lodging for everyone. Meanwhile, Gunn is trying to figure out how to install a dance floor in a too-small section o f Bethany Church. “There are three performances on a dance space,” he frets. Time to improv.

avid Gunn — a.k.a. Damian — is a bit the worse for worrying about the upcoming weekend. He hasn’t had enough sleep and claims he’s losing his memory andhis sell-esteem. He just made a four-hour round trip delivering sheet


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music to Kline and some other composers vacationing, and rehearsing, in Ludlow. “ blame Dennis for this festival,” Gunn announces. “Can I blame you, too?” If he’s on edge, it only seems to make him sillier. Even on the phone Gunn seems to be auditioning for a Monty Python skit — a John Cleese with an American accent. But then you get the . feeling maybe he’s always like this. His

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and medieval European instru­ ments and some assembled from the hardware store. “I play a didgeridoo made out of PVC pipe, with one end covered in beeswax to form a mouthpiece,” Levin explains. “Charlie plays a 10-foot piece of garden hose with a trumpet mouthpiece on one end and a transmission-fluid funnel on the other, like the bell of a trumpet. He kind of swings d a y m a y n o t H a v e stra y m o r e the thing around overhead when he plays.” Levin, a Massachusetts B r a n m s o r M o z a rt t n a n t h e y native who was schooled in gamelan and electronic music S p e a r s .” at Mills College in California, favors acoustic instru­ T r o y P e t e r s now ments and minimal technolo­ gy. The ensemble’s CD is a And then there are the 500-plus compo­ simply miked recording of rehearsals, sitions. with just a little reverb and editing of Bathory-Kitsz is on the board of the bloopers. “T h at’s one thing that will Vermont Contemporary Music Ensemble make us a little different at O ught-O ne,” — a core group at the Ought-One — so notes Levin. “There’s a ton of stuff that it’s no surprise that his works regularly involves signal processers, amplification, appear on their bills. This weekend his experimental electronic things with a ton RatGeyser for MalletKat and playback will of gear. We’re kind of opposite to that be performed by Michael Manion, and the approach.” Pojo Guitar Duo will play his HighBirds Brian Johnson, a percussionist, com­ (Prime). “Playback,” Bathory-Kitsz poser and manager of the FlynnSpace in explains, “is what we used to call tape. Burlington, also prefers low-tech — like Now we use all kinds of other electronic the sound of his hands beating on things. media.” He’ll be performing solo and in ensemble this weekend, including “Eight Mallets f you thought new music com­ Four Brian,” written for him by composer posers were a rarified, studiousJoseph Celli. “It’s not pop music; it’s mod­ geek breed, Dennis Bathoryern classical music,” Johnson elucidates, Kitsz and David Gunn dash that stereo­ “the continued growth in classical music. type — so do a lot of the women. If any­ The pieces I’m doing... don’t sound like thing, the Ought-One Festival reveals classical, but come out of a Cageian thing, humor to be a common thread. Witness improvisational.” the names of some of the acts: the 111 Having helped organize numerous Wind Ensemble, Odd Appetite, Ensemble events at the Flynn, Johnson knows all too Uh Maybe, Loons in the Monastery, well what challenges face Bathory-Kitsz NonSequitur. Then there are the titles of and Gunn with the Ought-One. “It’s a compositions: Ear-Walking Woman, slow and horrible boat to China to try and Dancing on Eggshells, Is that a nuke in your pull one of these things off,” he says. “I’m silo or are you just glad to see me?, in praise happy to just be a simple-minded per­ o f buddy hackett, Raised by Jackals and former.” many more. Though the new music community Gunn’s story continues in this vein, O f course, a few names favor stark around the world is relatively tiny, concluding with his stated aspiration to minimalism: Sonatas 1-3; A Cappella; Solo; Johnson adds, local fans do come out of hear his music in elevators one day. It Tronic Involutions; Suite for Toy Piano. the woodwork for a concert by the might be some time, however, before Toy piano? Yes. Though many nonpop VCME, and will surely delight in the Muzak orders up such works as Armies o f Mice or The Troll’s Awful Curse. With titles composers create layers of recorded, affect­ remarkable variety of sounds and sounded, looped, chewed up and regurgitated makers at the Ought-One. The festival like these — and with found-sound ele­ sounds with highly sophisticated equip­ “could be the start of something big,” ments that might include cheese balls, ment, the lowly and even jokey toy piano Johnson muses: unhappy toddlers or tear gas — Gunn’s is a big deal. Or rather, a little deal, Gunn “You don’t know how disparaging it compositions can be surprisingly melodi­ amends. That Suite was written in 1948 can be that, no matter how famous you ous. Caccia (Red-Handed), for example, by John Cage — who more than anyone get as a composer, you will be unknown sounds like a score for a Keystone Cops could be called a progenitor of new, exper­ to most people,” says Bathory-Kitsz wist­ movie — except for the parts that sound imental, nonpop music. Since then the like, say, a Midwestern marching band at fully. “We figured if we could put the instrument has, well, struck a chord with the circus. people, the styles, the composers together, some players — including virtuoso James maybe maybe maybe this field that has The Bathory-Kitsz Web site is more Bohn, performing this weekend. Toy been ignored for 50 or 60 years will be sedate by comparison, but a lot more welcome again.” ® ' informative. His formal education was at , pianos “just have a particular sound to them, friendly, nonthreatening,” offers Rutgers, and his resume reveals involve­ Gunn. “It evokes childhood, I think.” “Kalvos & Damians New Music ment in some 13 arts festivals prior to Bratrleboro’s 111 Wind Ensemble take Bazaar”can be heard — i f you’re in range O ught-One, as well as teaching, writing the cake for unusual instruments, though: and speaking gigs and Web site design — — on WGDR 91.1 EM, Saturdays at 2:30 They make their own. For the last seven his site for the radio show won an p.m., or online at http://kalvos.org. For more years John Levin, Charlie Schneeweis, info about the Ought-One Festival in 'TJ1" ASCAP award last year. Bathory-Kitsz also designs and builds “original electron­ Kevin Moreau and Eric Boyer have been Montpelier this weekend, August 25-26, see performing totally improvisational con­ ic instruments” — his credits include http://ought-one.com/ or call the Onion certs on a zany variety of wind and percus­ River Arts Council, 229-9408. Tickets to the electronic jewelry for composer David sion devices — some derived from Indian Van’Tieghem — as well as acoustic ones. festival are $15 per day, or $5 per concert.

that he studied composition at a big uni­ versity “not noted for its music depart­ ment, but boy could they do football.” Namely, Ohio State University. Reportedly bitter at not making the marching band, Gunn retaliated by forming his first ensemble, the Well-Tempered Chamber String Band of Greater Columbus. It fold­ ed after the debut performance of his composition Crapsody.

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counterpart, Bathory-Kitsz, is just as cheery, if seemingly less addled. “I always have to play the straight man next to David,” hey»wx-complains. It’s easy to imagine that all the musi­ cians flocking to’Montpelier just want to hang out with these guys. In fact both are not only radio personalities — call them the Click and Clack of new music — but prolific and serious composers themselves. Well, let’s say they might fit in what Kline calls the “serious nonseiiousness” camp. None of Guam’s compositions are on the bill this weekend, but some can be heard in snippets on his own Web site. In fact, some of the pieces are snippets — one is only a minute long. O f the dozen or so samples listed on the home page, the lengthiest is a still-modest 30 m in­ utes, suggesting that, while nonpop may open your ears, it won’t try your patience. The photo introducing Gunn online seems like a scene our of O Brother, Where Art Thou?: The composer is standing in striped prison garb next to an endless flat highway, thumb extended. A sign next to him warns, “Hitchhikers may be escaping inmates.” Gunn’s bio goes on to explain

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we’ll be getting all of them back.” Other changes are in the pipeline as well. “We’re also only restricted to keeping Ethan Allen a second-run house until May 31st,” Merrill Jarvis says, indicating he would then be free to show new releases at the New North End site. “I’m not sure just which direction we’ll go in. The place has a steady, devoted audience. I don’t want to gouge the public. I’m happy. We’re making money.” Six weeks ago, the Ethan Allen opened a firstrun independent film, Memento, that had never played any of the Hoyts theaters, according to Jarvis. Propelled by strong reviews, cineastes have been flocking to see the dark, idiosyncratic thriller about the frailty of human memory. “I hope to hang onto the film until the students come back to town,” he points out. “They’ll real­ ly dig it.” The four-screen theater might not have a long shelf life at its current location in the rapidly evolving Ethan Allen Shopping Center, where a Hannaford Superstore is under construction to replace the now-dismantled Grand Union. “We’re in discussions with the developer to build a new six-plex there,” says Jarvisfwho expects to contin­ ue spending half of each year in semi-retirement in Las Vegas. The former owner of the Flynn Theatre is also behind the planned 10-plex Maple Tree Cinemas at Taft Corners, a venue for commercial releases that will have a stadium seating capacity of about 1500. Its scheduled to open next spring or early summer. Jarvis also owns the Bijou, a 500-seat four-plex in Morrisville. When it comes to employees, he believes the business will be able to draw from the expansive family labor pool — his wife, four sons, one daughter and grandchildren. “There’s always a Jarvis in the theater,” he pledges. ® — S.G.


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Reel Ville continued from page 11 a father who gives the only existing snapshot of his dead wife to their imaginative adolescent son). At least a half dozen entries in the German cinema section trum­ pet a youthful outlook. Birthday concerns a reunion of friends who are about to turn 30. Julies Spirit — not to be confused with the aforementioned Juliet o f the Spirits — is about strange twists of fate when two girls collide while run­ ning from opposite ends of the same street. The Days Between sticks with disaffected twentysomethings in Berlin. An 18year-old with a baby finds disap­ pointment when she goes looking for her boyfriend in I ’ll Wait on You Hand and Foot. The aspiring actress in A Fine Day decides to make some big changes in her life. Klarissa, 26, must come to terms with the impending death of her mother in End o f Season. A vintage sensibility will be evident in a restored Metropolis, the 1927 silent classic by Fritz Lang about a futuristic society in which the workers are at the mercy of the capitalists. usic and movies are paired in two off-beat festivities that are part of a week-long series of free outdoor screenings next to the Place des Arts on St-Catherine: Under­ ground, Emir Kusturica’s 1995 Cannes award-winning absurdist drama about the Balkan political

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interlocking stories to chronicle a day in the life of New York City’s illustrious Chelsea Hotel. Seven and a Match is a come­ dy-drama with Heather Donahue of Blair Witch Project fame. Jack the Dog, about a womanizing photographer who only finds true love when forced to become a single dad to his young son, stars Peter Coyote and Thomas Gibson of TV ’s “Dharma &

nlike American produc. tions, the foreign-language films are in, duh, foreign languages. All are subtitled, but sometimes only in French. So, unless you’re bilingual, it's crucial to check first, or suffer the conse­ quences of some obscure SerboCroatian dialect. Similarly, the multinational co-productions can be dizzying because characters often speak

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Greg.” Bridget Fonda and Stanley Tucci make sparks in The Whole Shebang, about a family fireworks business in New Jersey. Wry monologist Spalding Gray gets serious for a psycholog­ ical thriller about paranoia called Revolution # 9, apparently a Beatles-inspired title. The theme of family dysfunction, Arkansasstyle, drives Daddy and Them, directed by Billy Bob Thornton. He’s in the cast, along with Laura Dern, Kelly Preston, Jamie Lee Curtis, Ben Affleck, Andy Griffith and singer-songwriter John Prine. Another big name — Martin Scorsese — shares My Voyage to Italy, a 245-minute documentary on the most influ­ ential motion pictures from his ancestral homeland.

with a variety of accents. Who knows what to expect from the French-Israeli-Italian Eden, which boasts a terrific cast — British Samantha Morton and American Thomas Jane, among others — and segues from Connecticut to Haifa in the blink of an eye? Germany, Greece and Spain join forces on Anna’s Summer, in which a middle-aged photojour­ nalist discovers old family secrets and a new love. Kazakhstan, France and Japan pooled their resources to finance The Road, about a filmmaker with career, marriage and mother problems. Both Loren and Chan speak English, of course, so the duo should have no trouble convers­ ing at the piano bar in the Wyndham Hotel, which serves as

festival headquarters. They might talk about his home turf, the set­ ting for her 1967 role in A Countess From Hong Kong, a silly romantic romp directed by Charlie Chaplin, with Marlon Brando playing a diplomat. Countess won’t be included in the Loren tribute this Sunday; Marriage Italian Style has that honor. Chan’s tribute on September 1 will be paired with the movie he chose from his own repertoire, The Legend o f Drunken Master. The two films were released in 1964 and 1994, respectively, but will be screened just six days apart under the stars, together at last in a crazy cinema paradiso on a Montreal street of celluloid dreams. © The Montreal World Film Festival runs Thursday, August 23 to Monday, September 3. Simultaneous screenings take place in 14 rooms at four venues: Theatre Maisonneuve, Cinema Imperial, Cinema Parisien and Centre Eaton, all along or just off StCatherine. Plus, outdoors at night next to the Place des Arts. Free festival schedules are avail­ able in Burlington at Seven Days, 255 South Champlain Street, and at Waterfront Video on Battery Street, both in Burlington. The pro­ gram book, with detailed descrip­ tions o f each film, costs $20 and can be purchased at any o f the par­ ticipating Montreal theaters. That’s also the place to buy tickets, which are $8.50 CD. Info, 514-8483883 or www.ffin-montreal.org.

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edge of Little Italy, 20 minutes from downtown. New food shops seem to appear every month, with names like Thai-Son, Thai-Hour and Epicerie Phnom Penh. Most of these stores stock the typi­ cal Asian ingredients, sauces and gorgeous leafy vegetables. Thai-Son also has a “deli” counter selling several fried rice and noo­ dle dishes by the pound, Chinese and Vietnamese barbecued ducks and pork, and Vietnamese sandwiches to go. It’s in this neighborhood that we’ve discovered a great little restaurant that has become our favorite haunt for Vietnamese food. Dakao at 360 Jean-Talon Est is one

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mount of slurping is a llow ed. is given the same attention as a couple or a crowd. Across the street is Pho Cali (1011 StLaurent), another fine purveyor of dreamy soups and noodle dishes. Pho Cali also serves wonderful pork chops, fish and poultry on noodles or rice, along with the 20 variations of Pho. Pho Cali also introduced us to the Vietnamese version of espresso^ a great treat in any season. The coffee cup and stainless-steel drip filter are brought to your table, along with a tall glass of ice if you order cafe glace. Order the drip coffee with sweetened condensed milk, and stir it up from the bottom of the cup before drinking. Yum. Recommended for culinary adventur­ ers is Cafe Saigon at 1280 St-Andre, near

Imperial Roll. Underneath the noodles, lettuce, bean sprouts, pickled carrots, daikon, cucumbers, watercress or cilantro and chopped peanut are ready to be plucked out with chopsticks or a fork. The deep-fried Imperial Roll provides a crispy, warm contrast to the cool, tart vegetables and the squishy noodles. It’s a riot of fla­ vors, very filling, and a deal at $6.50 CD. We’ve frequented many Vietnamese restaurants in Chinatown as well. Using our standard of Pho and the grilled vermi­ celli dish, however, we’ve settled on a cou­ ple for repeat visits. Pho BaC (1016 StLaurent) has an extensive menu, uses fresh vegetables, has fine broths and a very courteous staff. I’ve stopped alone at Pho Bac several times for a quick bowl of noo­ dles and found that the lone female diner

the corner with Ste-Catherine Est. The broth is thin and the vegetables are limp, but two people can eat a lot o f food for under $10 CD. Eating well in Montreal means getting off the main drag, and that certainly applies to Vietnamese restaurants. The best spots we’ve found aren’t on Prince Arthur, or in restored Victorians. Nor are they full of antiques and wood paneling. Usually they have dingy windows, and the whole family works in the kitchen or din­ ing room. Often, though not always, they’re as spotless as Burlington’s Oasis Diner, but these restaurants are definitely urban storefronts. Dakao, for example, is in a basement. The farther you get from the tourists, you see, the closer you get to home — cooking, that is. ©

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water Burlington sells, the better off it is. “In fact, they’d like to sell some of it to us,” Pratt informs. “And we do have an agreement in hand; there are just a few stipulations for water quali­ ty that they have to meet.” In the meantime, the

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lowed by dishwashing, then showering. Even though most people in Chittenden County have a 6.8 trillion gallon water reservoir to draw from, even though Vice President Dick Cheney thinks conservation is for chumps, and even if it’s raining as you read this, it’s always a good idea to conserve. Especially since it’s so easy to make an impact. Here’s how: • First, don’t even think about watering the lawn. It may look terrible, but “it’s not dead, just dorm ant,” assures Jim Glanville, general manager and head groundskeeper at Rocky Ridge. He oughta know — he’s got acres of parched fairway stretch­ ing between his irrigated greens and tees. A little bit of sprinkling won’t do a dry lawn much good. Greening up an acre of lawn would require 27,000 gallons of water every week. If you must water your garden, install a drip system or collect water in a rain barrel. • Second, don’t flush unless nec­ essary. You know the old saying: “If it’s yellow, let it mellow.” (With slogans like that, no won­ der the conservation movement is floundering.) • Fix the leaks. A running toilet wastes an average of five gallons a day — enough water to keep 20 chickens fully hydrated! Ditto a single dripping faucet at one drop per second. • While you’re at it, turn o ff the faucet. Running the water while brushing your teeth consumes about five gallons of water daily. • Install a low-flow shower head and save up to 17,000 gallons per year. A low-flow toilet can save another 10,000 gallons annually. Reducing the tank capacity with a quart bottle can save eight gallons a day — nearly enough to keep a small cow con­ tent! ®

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Inside Track continued from page 5a “Election? What election?” cate­ gory. Bennington College ranked 16th. Bravo! The Review carries the follow­ ing colorful description of the Bennington College student body. “[We are] a strange mix of people who are very motivated to work hard and others who do nothing but party. Likewise, we are a mix of extremely intelligent people and complete morons... We know how to have a good time, and our horrid ratio (2 to 1 female to male) has made us strong, independent, self-confi­ dant and intimidating. We are a crazy breed.” Cool. Bennington College also scored fifth in the country for having the worst town-gown rela­ tions, and 17th in the “Dorms Like Palaces” category. Cushycush. That put it just one spot behind Middlebury College for dorm comfort. Dingleberry also cracked the top 20 in rankings measuring the efficiency of the administration (third) and the quality of the campus library (ninth). There is, after all, a little more to college than hard liquor, pot­ smoking and partying, right? Fam ou s Vermonters? — On

Monday, Commerce Secretary M o lly Lam be rt and Transportation Secretary Brian Searles were joined by a vaca­ tioning U.S. Sen. P a tric k Le a h y in rolling out the state’s new online “Vermont Travel Planner.” The idea is that out-of-staters will log on to www. l-800Vermont. com and be so sucked in by the wealth of enticing information they’ll start planning a trip to the Green Mountains pronto. Great idea! However, a check of the site indicates some of the powers that be are still living in the good old days. For example, check out the page that lists “Famous Vermon­ ters.” Hey, for a little state we’ve got no shortage of famous people. Off the top of our head, here’s a short list. Who wouldn’t want to come and visit the birthplace of Jeezum Jim Jeffords, the man who singlehandedly saved the country from the Texas oilmen? Or how about Ph ish , the world-famous band that started out at Nectar’s on Main Street in Burlington? Bet a lot of hockey fans across North America would enjoy visit­ ing UVM’s Gutterson Fieldhouse to see where future NHL Hall of Famer John Le C la ir of the Philadelphia Flyers played college hockey. And what about John Irving, the Academy Award-winning Dorset novelist and snob? (Out of staters don’t need to know about his elitist take on Act 60.) Or how about Nobel Peace Prize winner Jo d y W illia m s of Putney? Or B e m ie S an d e rs , the socialist author of the $300 IRS rebate checks Americans just cashed? And last, but not least, Ben Cohen and Jerry Gre e n fie ld the planet’s impresarios of frozen fat?


For fans of the macabre, there’s even executed serial killer Ted Bu n d y, who was born in Burlington — a Lund Home baby put up for adoption.. ^ Hey, were talking famous, folks. But not one of them made the new Web site’s list of “famous” Vermonters. Instead, the powers that be at Tourism and Marketing think out-of­ staters will be enticed to visit Vermont based on the reputations of the usual array of boring, oldtimers such as Calvin C oolidge, Chester A . Arthur and Warren Austin! Pretty exciting dudes, eh? By the way, Warren Austin was the first U.S. ambassador to the United Nations. A household word? Unfoitunately, the official list of “Famous Vermonters” is a little sloppy. For example, the last entry states, “In 1902, a Burlington doctor was the first person to cross the entire U.S. by car.” Truly an amazing feat, but the state not only omitted the name of this truly famous Vermonter, but screwed up the date of his achievement, too. Dr. Horatio Nelson Jackson departed San Francisco on May 23, 1903. He reached the Atlantic Ocean on July 26, 1903. Jackson’s buried in Burlington’s Lakeview Cemetery with a host of other famous Vermonters who also did­ n’t make the official “famous” list. Go figure. Tuesday, we contacted S tephanie Carter, deputy com­ missioner for Tourism and Marketing, with our concerns. Ms. Carter acknowledged that “Famous Vermonters” is “not the best title” lor the Web site list. The state’s list is more one of “historic” figures, she said. Ms. Carter said she greatly appreciated our efforts to expand their list. “That’s exactly what we’re looking lor — feedback,” said Carter. Hey, only here to help.

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PLAYING FAIR Hamto believe it’s that time of the year already — when the classic rock hits the fans and, before you can stop yourself, you’re eating fried dough. At least memorable powercrunch tunes from R .E .O . Speedwagon (pictured) and Styx will kick out the end-of-summer in retro style. This Sunday at the Champlain Valley Fairgrounds.

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hop, reggae), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. $3. 18+ D EC AD ES D AN C E PAR TY (DJ Robbie; ’70s-’90s), Millennium NightclubBurlington, 9 p.m. NC/$10. 18+ before 11 p.m. O P EN M IKE W /JIM M Y JA M S ,

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9:30 p.m. $3. ■; S A LA D DAYS (pop-rock), Nectar's, 9:30 p.m. NC. L E F T E Y E JU M P (Delta blues), Red Square, 9:30 p.m. NC. TH U R S D A Y N IG H T M AS S (DJ), Club Metronome, 9 p.m. $2. BO OTYLICIOU S (DJs Robbie J.; hip-hop/r&b), Millennium Nightclub-Buriington, 9 p.m. $2/$ 10. 18+ before 11 p.m. DJ NIGH T, Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. NC. R EG G A E N IG H T (DJ), J.P.’s Pub, 9 p.m. NC. B LU E FO X (blues), Vermont Pub & Brewery, 9:30 p.m. NC.

Backstage Pub, 6 0 Pearl St., Essex Jet., 0 78-5494. Bayside Bar be cue, Lake Rd., St. Albans, 5 27 -7 43 0 . Borders Books & Music, 2 9 Church St., Burlington, 865-2 Breakwater Cafe, King St. Dock, Burlington, 6 58 -6 27 6 . Burlington Coffeehouse at Rhombus, 186 College S i, Burlington, 8 64 -5 88 8 . Cactus Cafe, 1 Lawson Ln., Burl., 8 62 -6 90 0 . Cactus Pete’s, 7 Fayette Rd., S. Burlington, 8 63 -1 13 8 . Capitol City Grange Hall, Northfield Rd., Montpelier, 7 4 4 -6 1 6 3 . Capitol Grounds, 4 5 State St., Montpelier, 2 23 -7 80 0 . Champlain Club, 2 0 Crowley St., Burlington, 8 63 -5 70 1 . Charlie B's, Stoweflake Resort, 1746 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 2 5 3 -7 3 5 5 . Charlie O'S, 7 0 Main St., Montpelier, 2 23 -6 82 0 . Chow! Bella, 2 8 N. Main St., SL Albans, 5 24 -1 40 5 .

LATIN O D A N C E P A R TY W/DJ H EC ­ TOR COBEO, Sh-Na-Na's, 9 p.m. $3. ORCHID (former members of

City Limits, 14 Greene SL Vergennes, 8 77 -6 91 9 .

viperHouse), The Waiting Room, 9:30 p.m. NC.

Compost Art Center, 3 9 Main SL, Hardwick, 4 7 2 -9 6 1 3 .

R IVER C ITY R E B E LS , D Y S FU N K S H U N , G R A Y S C A LE, P ER FEC T S A L E S M A N (punk/metal-hop),

Diamond Jim’s Grille, Highgate Comm. Shpg. Ctr., SL Albans, 5 24 -9 28 0 .

Club Metronome, 188 Main St., Burlington, 8 65 -4 56 3 . Cobbweb, Sandybirch Rd., Georgia, 5 27 -7 00 0 .

Daily Bread, Bridge St., Richmond, 4 34 -3 14 8 .

Edgewater Pub, 3 4 0 Mailetts Bay Ave., Colchester, 8 65 -4 21 4 . Finnigan's Pub, 2 05 College St., Burlington, 8 64 -8 20 9 . Flynn Center/FlynnSpace, 153 Main St., Burlington, 8 63 -5 96 6 .

Higher Ground, 7 p.m. $5. AA O P EN M IK E W /T-BO N E, Backstage Pub, 9 p.m. NC.

Franny O’s 7 33 Queen City Pk. Rd., Burlington, 8 63 -2 90 9 . Henry’s, Holiday Inn, 1068 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 8 63 -6 36 1 .

KA R A O K E W /M ATT & B O N N IE DRAKE, Edgewater Pub, 9 p.m.NC. M IKE P ED ER S O N (rock),

Monopole, 10 p.m. NC. G&B S P EC IA L E FFEC T S (DJ; ladies’ night), Naked Turtle, 9:30 p.m. NC. 18+ K AR AO K E W /FR ANK , Franny O’s, 9 p.m. NC. O P EN M IK E, Otter Creek Tavern, 9 p.m. NC. O P EN M IKE O P E N , Thirsty Turtle, 9 p.m. $15 registration fee. S H A D R A Q (rock), Matterhorn, 9 p.m. $3/5. ROCK ’N ’ R O LL R A C E N IG H T (clas­ sic & modern rock DJ), Millennium Nightclub-Barre, 9 p.m. NC/$8. 18+

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Breakwater, 6 p.m. NC. W IZN BAR & G R ILL (live radio show), Lincoln Inn Lounge, 4 p.m. NC, followed by DJ S U P E R ­ SO UN D S (dance party), 9 p.m. NC. BOB G AG N O N (jazz), Upper Deck Pub at the Windjammer, 5:30 p.m. NC. S A LA D DAYS (pop-rock), 135 Pearl, 7:30 p.m. $6, followed by DJ LIT T LE M A R TIN , 10 p.m. $4. OLD JAW B O N E (reggae), Valencia, 9 p.m. NC. ... M EG H U T C H IN S O N (folk), Borders, 8 p.m. NC. M EA G A N W ALS H (folk), Liquid

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Last year Allman Brothers fans were stunned to hear that founding member

Monopole, 7 Protection Ave., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 5 1 8 -5 6 3 -2 2 2 2 . Music Box, 147 Creek Rd., Craftsbury Village, 5 86 -7 53 3 . Naked Turtle, 1 Dock St., Plattsburgh, 5 18 -5 6 6 -6 2 0 0 .

and influential guitarist Dickey Betts was ousted from the band — that old standby, “ creative differences,”

Nectar's, 188 Main St., Burlington, 6 58 -4 77 1 .

was cited. But Betts wasted no time putting his own band together, and issuing more sizzling blues-rock with

135 Pearl St., Burlington, 8 63 -2 34 3 . Otter Creek Tavern, 35c Green St., Vergennes, 8 7 7 -3 6 6 7 . Radio Bean, 8 N. Winooski, Ave., Burlington, 6 60 -9 34 6 .

the release, Let’s All Get Together. Together they are, on stage at Higher Ground this Friday. Vermont's own

Rasputin's, 163 Church St., Burlington, 8 64 -9 32 4 . Red Square, 136 Church SL, Burlington, 8 5 9 -8 9 0 9 .

blues contenders, The Nobby Reed Project, open.

Rhombus, 186 College St., Burlington, 8 6 5 -3 1 4 4 . Riley Rink, Rt. 7A North, Manchester, 3 62 -0 15 0 .

Lounge, 10 p.m. NC. EA M E S BR O S , (blues/jazz), Radio Bean, 9 p.m. NC. R H Y T H M RO CK ETS (rock), Halvorson’s, 9:30 p.m. $3. JO SH BROOKS (singer-songwriter), Sweetwaters, 9 p.m. NC. DJ N IG H T , Ri Ra Irish Pub, 10:30 p.m. $2. JU LIE T M C VIC KER (jazz vocals), Red Square, 6 p.m. NC, fol­ lowed by FO X TR O T Z U LU (rock/funk), 9:30 p.m. NC. D A N C ET ER IA (’80s & '90s dance/pop DJ), Club Metronome, 10 p.m. $2. K A R A O K E N IG H T , Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 9 p.m. NC. M R . FR EN C H (rock), Nectar’s, 9:30 p.m. NC.

B O O TLES S & U NH O R S ED (Irish),

PR OJEC T (blues), Higher Ground,

Ripton Community Coffee House, Rt. 125, 3 88 -9 78 2 .

Rasputin’s, 5:30 p.m. NC, fol­ lowed by TO P HAT DJ, 9 p.m. NC. FU S IO N (hip-hop/reggae/dance; DJs Robbie J. & Toxic), Millennium NightclubBuriington, 9 p.m. $3/10. 18+ before 11 p.m. K A R A O K E, J.P.’s Pub, 9 p.m. NC. B ELLW ET H ER (bluegrass w/Brett . Hughes, Beau Stapleton & Gordon Stone), The Waiting Room, 9:30 p.m. NC. S E E P EO P LE S (groove), Vermont Pub & Brewery, 9 p.m. NC. LA R R Y B R ETT ’S JU K EB O X (DJ), ShNa-Na’s, 8 p.m. $3. HIT M EN (rock), Henry’s Pub, Holiday Inn, 9 p.m. NC.

9 p.m. $20/22. 18+ B R O TH ER ’S JO H N (rock), Trackside Tavern, 9 p.m. $2.

Ri Ra the Irish Pub, 123 Church St., Burlington, 8 6 0 -9 4 0 1 . Ruben James, 159 Main St., Burlington, 8 64 -0 74 4 . Rusty Nail, Mountain Rd., Stowe, 2 53 -6 24 5 .

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Sami’s Harmony Pub, 2 16 Rt. 7, Milton, 8 93 -7 26 7 .

Backstage Pub, 9 p.m. NC.

The Shed Restaurant & Brewery, Mountain Rd., 2 53 -4 36 4 .

JO H N C A S S EL (jazz piano), Tavern

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Sh-Na-Na’s, 101 Main St., Burlington, 8 65 -2 59 6 . Snow Farm Winery, Shore Rd., South Hero, 3 72 -9 46 3 . Starksboro Community Coffee House, Village Meeting House, RL 116, Starksboro, 4 34 -4 25 4 . Sweetwaters, 118 Church St., Burlington, 8 64 -9 80 0 . The Tavern at the Inn at Essex, Essex Jet., 8 78 -1 10 0 . Thirsty Turtle, 1 S. Main St., Waterbury, 2 4 4 -5 2 2 3 . Trackside Tavern, 18 Mailetts Bay Ave., Winooski, 6 55 -9 54 2 . 2 42 Main, Burlington, 8 62 -2 24 4 . Upper Deck Pub at the Windjammer, 1076 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 8626585. Valencia, Pearl St. & S. Winooski, Ave., Burlington, 6 5 8 -8 9 7 8 .

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M IC H E L L E S H O C K ED , D U B N A T U R A L (Mood Swing, CD) — Go ahead, just try to catego­ rize Michelle Shocked. Folk? Swing? Blues? Hillbilly? All of the above, as it turns out, ” and now you can add New Orleans-style dub reggae to the mix. Dub Natural is 13 outtakes from the asyet-unreleased Deep Natural, and is mostly instrumental. The discs distribution is limit­ ed, so your best chance for picking one up is to attend one of her shows. And while Deep Natural, with its glorious vocals, won’t be out until early next year, the dub version should hold us for a few months. “Match Burns Dub” is already getting reg­ ular radio play, and for good reason. Sassy horns, funky drums and extraordinary organ play tag in a pace-changing musical game. Shocked contributes mysterious, sultry, echo­ ing vocals that are quite unlike anything heard from her before. She’s now living in New Orleans, and the Crescent City’s influence is apparent on many tracks. While “Can’t Take My Dub” is the most overtly reggae song on the disc, the

vocals feel like something straight outta the gospel tent: “Joy, joy, joy hallelujah/Can’t take my joy from me.” The organ and horns on “House Burns Dub” are spooky and soothing at the same time. “Peach Fuzz” chugs along with big beats, sweet trombone and joyful cries of “Hail, hail, the gang’s all here.” “Fat Brown Snake Dub” will have you dancing around the room in synch with the big drums and cool keyboard parts. There are more gospel/blues vocals in this one, but they’re buried like lost spirits. Someone is belting out “I got some good news,” but it comes out like a whisper. Such a tease! Some instrumental tracks could turn a movie from blase to extraordinary, such as “Why Do I Dub?” and the Al Green-ish “Forget to Dub.” On “DOD Dub” and “Draughts of Dublin,” Shocked takes downand-dirty blues guitar riffs and makes them interesting with something like a recorder. By the end of the latter, a sea of instruments are stirred into a bubbly jambalaya stew. Fiachna O ’Braonian of Hothouse Flowers gets credit for some nice guitar work, while

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to town. Keller Williams kept the crowd interested with his solo acoustic performance; he even threw in a cover of The Grateful Dead’s “Unbroken Chain.” Finally, out came Bobby and Rob and the rest of the crew. Everyone started to push forward to get closer to this musical icon. Bobby stood there in his Tevas and shorts, belting out classics like “West L.A. Fadeaway” and “Candyman.” He had a little trouble hitting some of the high notes, but he’s been singing for 40 years. Rob

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GOOD G U YS PR OD UC TIO N S (DJ),

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Naked Turtle, 9:30 p.m. NC. AD A M S & E V E (rock), Franny O’s, 9

p.m. NC. CODE 501 (rock), Otter Creek Tavern,

9 p.m. NC. DISTAN T T H U N D ER (rock), City Limits,

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Burlington Coffeehouse, 8 p.m. $6. B R EN D A N D EV IT T (indie rock), Radio Bean, 5 p.m. NC, followed by T H E L A Z Y S O N G W R ITER (acoustic), 9 p.m. NC. AD A M R O S EN B ER G (singer-songwriter), Valencia, 9 p.m. NC. DJ LIT T LE M A R T IN , 135 Pearl, 10 p.m. $4. DIG 3 (groove), Halvorson’s, 9 p.m. $3. M R . FR EN C H (rock), Nectar's, 9:30 p.m. NC. R E T R O N O M E (DJ; dance pop), Club Metronome, 10 p.m. $2. IN N ER O R C H ES TR A (jazz), Red Square, 9:30 p.m. NC. K A R A O K E, J.P.’s Pub, 9 p.m. NC. FLA S H B A C K (’80s Top Hat DJ), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. NC. C LUB M IX (hip-hop/house; DJs Irie, Robbie J. & Toxic), Millennium Nightclub-Burliil^ton, 9 p.m.

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Red Square, 9:30 p.m. NC. B EATS & P IEC ES (DJ A. Dog), Club

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Bean, 9 p.m. NC. D AYVE H U C K ET T (jazz guitar),

Sweetwaters, 11:30 a.m. NC. LA S T N IG H T’ S JO Y (Irish), R] Ra Irish Pub, 7 p.m. NC. S LA M (poets; host Nadine Wolf Budbill), 135 Pearl, 8 p.m. NC. JA M ES H A R V EY Q U A R T ET (jazz), Red Square, 9:30 p.m. NC.

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(jazz),, Leunig’s, 7:30 p.m. NC. IRISH S ES S IO N S , Radio Bean, 8 p.m. NC. K A R A O K E K A P ER S (host Bob Bolyard), 135 Pearl, 9 p.m. NC. W AN D ER IN G JEW S (klezmer/folk), Red Square, 9:30 p.m. NC. LA S T N IG H T ’S JO Y (Irish), Ri Ra Irish Pub, 7 p.m. NC. R E LE A S E (DJs Dubmagic, Swill, Mirror, Capsule, Sonus), Nectar’s, 10 p.m. NC. LIV E DR UM & B A S S , Club Metronome, 10 p.m. $2. DJS S P A R K S , RH IN O & HI R O LLA (hiphop, reggae), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. $3. 18+ D EC A D ES D A N C E P A R TY (DJ Robbie; ’70s-’90s), Millennium NightclubBurlington, 9 p.m. NC/$10. 18+ before 11 p.m.

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Edgewater Pub, 9 p.m. NC. N AK ED T U R T LE JA Z Z B A N D , Naked

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Radio Bean, 9:30 p.m. NC. GR IPPO FU N K B A N D , Red Square,

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o n g o in g B U R LIN G TO N A R E A OFF LIMITS, sculptures by Clark Russell. Rhombus Gallery, Burlington, 865-3144. Through August. JEAN CARLSON MASSEAU, sepia, photographs and prints of landscapes. Isabel’s on the Waterfront, Burlington, 482-2407. Through September. HENRY ISAACS, oils and pastels. Furchgott Sourdiffe Gallery, Shelburne, 985-3848. Through September 25.

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THREE CENTURIES OF AMERICAN INTERIORS, six new or re-interpreted historic houses showcasing American interior design from 1795 to 21st century. Shelburne Museum, 985-3346. Through October 14. THE COLLECTOR’S HOUSE, a new building envisioning the home of a 21st-century folk art collector, designed by architect Adam Kalkin and decorated by Albert Hadley. Shelburne Museum, 985-3348. Through October 2003.

CHAMPLAIN VALLEY RICHARD WEINSTEIN & MARY MCKAY LOWER, paintings, and LUKE SHEETS, pottery. Ferrisburgh Artisans Guild, 877-3668. Through September 17. MARY TAYLOR, metal sculptures by the late artist, an exhibit commemo­ rating the 30th anniversary of the craft center. Frog Hollow, Middlebury, 388-3177. Through August. LIGHT OF DAWN, an exhibit of con­ temporary Abenaki artists Gerard Rancour Tsonakwa, Yolai’kia Wapita’ska and more, using traditional materials. Chimney Point State Historic Site, Addison, 759-2412. Through Columbus Day. GRANITE & CEDAR, a 30-year retro­ spective of photographs of Vermont’s Northeast Kingdom, by John M. Miller. Vermont Folklife Center, ' Middlebury, 388-4964. Through November 10. DIAMONDS IN THE ROUGH, 30th anniversary exhibit featuring works-inprogress by six artists in wood, glass, clay, metal, fiber and prints. Frog Hollow Vermont State Craft Center, Middlebury, 388-4074. Through September 19.

CLOSE TO THE LAND: BARNS IN VERMONT, featuring contemporary artworks by John Long, Deborah Holmes, C.B. Johnson, Victoria Blewer, Meryl Lebowitz and John Brickels, as well as historic pho­ tographs. Henry Sheldon Museum, Middlebury, 388-2117. Through October 14.

ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS, a fatherand-daughter show of new works by Sam and Sophie Kerson. Dragon Dance Theater site, Bear Swamp Rd., Middlesex, 223-4051. Through August by.appointment. PHOTOGRAPHS by Eva Weiss, Merwin Gallery, Castleton, 468-2592. Through September 2. A FEW ABSTRACT LANDSCAPES, paintings by Axel Stohlberg. Axel’s Frame Shop & Gallery, Waterbury, 244-7801. Ongoing. VERMONT HAND CRAFTERS, works by local artisans, Vermont By Design Gallery, Waterbury, 244-7566. Ongoing.

NORTHERN FRED SWAN & CHARLES ZHAN, paintings. Robert Paul Galleries, Stowe, 253-7282. Through August 24.

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JAKE GEER: POINT OF VIEWJLANDSCAPES, and OIANE SOPHRIN: FIG­ URES AT WORK/PATTERNS AT PLAY. Through August 26. Also, EXPOSED! 2001, an annual outdoor sculpture show featuring 17 artists. Helen Day Art Center, Stowe, 253-8358. Through October 21. BREAD & PUPPET MUSEUM, featur­ ing a collection of giant puppets, masks, installations and other art­ works from the theater troupe. Bread & Puppet Farm, Rt. 122, Glover, 5253031. Through November 1. VERTIGO VERMONT, an evolving exhibit of aerial photographs of Hardwick and surrounding area, by" Jerry Trudell. Compost Art Ctr., Hardwick, 651-7848. Weekends, ongoing.

sculpture by Phillip Godenschwager. Supreme Court, Montpelier, 828-4784. August 27 - September 21. THE RIVER FILTER II, a site-specific sculpture by George Shumar designed to remove trash from the North Branch River. Installed near State Street Bridge between Capitol Grounds and Sammy's Bagels, Montpelier, 229-9416. Through September.

ALL THE MORNINGS OF THE WORLD, black-and-white photographs of the world’s indigenous people, by Ethan Hubbard. Chandler Gallery, Randolph, 728-9660. Through September 16. KAREN BROOKS, oil paintings and paper sculptures. Caffeino’s Coffee House, City Center, Montpelier, 223-7253. Through August. LOCAL COLORS, pastels by Joyce Kahn. La Brioche Bakery, Montpelier, 229-0443. Through August 24. ELIZABETH EDGERTON, new paint­ ings. Mist Grill Gallery, Waterbury, 244-2233. Through August 29. NANCY DIEFENBACH, marble sculp­ tures, and LINDA JONES, paintings and two-dimensional works. 101 Center Street Gallery, Rutland, 438-2097. Through September 23. GENE PELHAM, paintings and illus­ trations by Norman Rockwell’s studio photographer. Pavilion Building, Montpelier, 828-3345. Through August. WILLIAM STEINHURST, photographs. Capitol Grounds, Montpelier, 223-7800. Through August. ABUNDANCE, a group exhibit featur­ ing works in multiple media by 28 local artists. Studio Place Arts Gallery and Mediums Blend Cafe, Barre, 479-7241. Through August 25.

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ANTIQUITY IN ROME FROM THE RENAISSANCE TO THE AGE OF ENLIGHTENMENT, selections from Dartmouth’s collections. Hood Museum, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 603-646-2808. Through September 9. LETTIE TOURVILLE, watercolors, oils and pastels; and other artists. Adirondack Art Gallery, Essex, N.Y., 518-963-7270. Through Labor Day. LIONS & EAGLES & BULLS, early American tavern and inn signs from the Connecticut Historical Society. Hood Museum, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 603-646-2808. Through September 16. COLLECTORS’ CHOICE QUILTS, a revolving exhibit of American quilts. Cupola House Gallery, Essex, N.Y., 518-963-7494. Through October 12. LIFE IN AFRICA, the Collins Collection of Angolan Objects, featur­ ing 50 artifacts from daily and cere­ monial life. Through September 23. Also, PICASSO EROTIQUE, paintings, sculptures, prints and drawings by Pablo Picasso expressing eroticism. Through September 16. And ALU­ MINUM BY DESIGN, a multidiscipli­ nary exhibit examining the role of alu­ minum in design, culture, science and technology. August 23 - November 4. Montreal Museum of Fine Arts, 514-285-2000.

PLEASE NOTE: Seven Days is unable to accommodate all of the displays in our readership area, thus these list­ ings must be restricted to exhibits in truly public viewing places. Art in business offices, lobbies and private residences or studios, with occasional exceptions, will not be accepted. Send art listings to galleries@sevendaysvt. com. You can also view art listings at www.sevendaysvt.com.

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w hite oil in several o f these pieces. T h e title o f “C ry p to blastus” m ay refer to a particular extinct sea lily, an d w hile its three dark vertical form s at first appear to be com pletely abstract, they m ay

KENNETH P. OCHAB, mandala nou­ veau paintings and Vermont land­ scapes in oil. Also, paintings by Keith Davidson and Jo Mackenzie. Gold Leaf Gallery, Waitsfield, 279-3824. Ongoing.

picture, aq d u n d u la tin g d ark lines su rro u n d it. A w hite, cloud-like stru ctu re gathers in th e u p p er h a lf o f th e green, along w ith chains o f d ark red circular brushw ork. R andall has great facility w ith th e brush, altern atin g betw een sinew y lines an d b road

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“Love Nest,” by Deborah Randall In “T ic T ac,” R an d all’s acrobatic b ru sh w o rk seeks new heights. A n organic stru ctu re o f

images, and are textured at their tops as th e w hite oil repels w ater-based m edia. R andall’s techniques are distinct yet in te rd ep en ­ d en t. “S econd Skin” is layered in a sim ilar way, w ith tw o patches o f w hite hovering over an explosive

C hristm as tree o f energetic cir­ cular scribbles unifies the u p p er an d lower blocks o f w hite. M ost o f R andall’s paintings are large-scale, and she seems to prefer com posing w ith in a square rather th an th e standard rectangle. A square is a diffi­ cult shape to w ork in because it is so balanced. T h is p ain ter avoids such stasis by varying p ain t intensities an d keeping th e areas o f th e heaviest p ain t away from th e edge o f th e p ic­ tu re plane. “H o neycom b

the canvas, co u n terb alan ced by b ro ad sw aths o f % deep crim son. “T ic Tac” has an overall green atm o s­ phere in w hich th e scene unfolds. Traces o f a less

g ro u n d o f stained grays. A gain, form s bleed th ro u g h the w h ite — in this case a series o f seed­ like shapes. A tangled

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in ten se pale b lue can be seen u n d e r the green. In ad d itio n to th e six large p ain tin g s o f th e show, R andall has in clu d ed a trip ­ tych, “Traveler,” an d a d ip ­ tych, “A n o th e r Ship o f

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Fools.” T h ese com prise p a n ­ In b o th o f these w orks, the colors do n o t change very m u c h across th e panels — pale blues, salm on — as if sam e e n v iro n m en t. B u t a sort o f evo lu tio n seem s to u n fold w ith in th em . In “Traveler” th ere is a b en d in g fo rm o n th e left, a chain-like stru ctu re in th e center a n d a b u n d le d

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shape at th e right. Sim ilarly, “A n o th e r S hip” consists

field o f yellows an d pale yellow-greens. Ferocious

o f a central shape in b o th panels th a t is altered from o n e side to th e other.

red “hives” are o u tlin ed over these hues, b u t m uch o f th e actio n rem ains safely aw^y from th e edges o f th e square. T h e hive shape appears again in “Love N est,” w hich is also w h at Randall has titled th e en tire exhi b itio n . B right greens o f shifting values fill th e p a in t­

I f R andall is telling stories in h er w orks, she does so obliquely. T h e narrative elem ents o f each piece m ig h t have as m an y in te rp re tatio n s as there are viewers, b u t th e form al aspects o f h er w o rk are consistently strong. (Z)

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“Love Nest,” paintings by Deborah Randall, Doll-Anstadt Gallery, Burlington, ! Through August.

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passed on. Plus, the ads an d previews included two im p o rta n t com edy w arn in g signs: A cow — in this case, a cow dangling from a rope tied to a h o t-air bal­ loon — an d W h o o p i G oldberg. I th in k th e reason G o ld b erg ’s presence w ould p ro ­ vide cause for concern goes w ith o u t saying. O n the bovine front, have you noticed th a t it’s becom e alm ost obligatory for H ollyw ood laughfests to m ake com ic use o f barnyard animals? Never m in d the m an/beastbased gags in the recent Rob S chneider turkey The A n im a l and the p ro m in e n t goat in the previews for the u p co m in g T im Allen com edy, Big Trouble. W e’ve also seen Jim Carrey w restling a cow in Me, M yself & Irene, C hris Klein w ith his arm up a cow ’s b u tt in Say

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balloon in R at Race. C rispin G lover can’t find w ork, b u t h alf the u n g ro u n d beef in the c o u n try is suddenly carrying SAG cards.

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BUBBLE BOY Jake Gyllenhaal stars in the controversial comedy from Biair * Hayes which takes a light-hearted look at the life of a boy born without an immune system and forced to live a highly insulated existence — until the day he designs his own mobile "bubble suit” and hits the open road. With Swoosie Kurtz and John Lynch. (PG-13)

THE CURSE OF THE JADE SCORPION Woody Allen directs and costars in his latest, the comic saga of an insurance fraud investigator who falls for his firm’s new efficiency expert. Helen Hunt and Charlize Theron costar. (PG-13)

JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK Kevin Smith directs and costars in this comedy reuniting two of his best-known characters for an

odyssey to Hollywood, where they plan to put the kibosh on a produc­ tion they believe is based on their own adventures. With Jason Lee, Jason Mewes and Judd Nelson. (R)

JOHN CARPENTER’S GHOSTS OF MARS Set 175 years in the future, the director's latest concerns problems that- arise for Earth workers when a mining operation on Mars disturbs the ruins of an ancient civilization.


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Featuring Ice Cube, Jason Statham and Natasha Henstridge. (R) SUMMER CATCH Freddie Prinze Jr. and Jessica Biel are paired in this semi-raunchy romantic comedy about a wealthy girl who falls for a local working-class boy while on vacation with her family in Cape Cod. Bruce Davidson costars. Michael Tollin directs. (PG-13)

s h o rts *= REFUND, PLEASE ** = COULD’VEBEEN WORSE, BUT NOTA LOT *** = HAS ITS MOMENTS; SO-SO **** = SMARTER THAN THEAVERAGEBEAR ***** = AS GOODAS IT GETS AMERICAN OUTLAWS** Colin Farrell and Scott Caan are paired in this Western which purports to tell, for the first time ever, the true story of legendary bandits Frank and Jesse James. With Timothy Dalton and Kathy Bates. (PG-13) AMERICAN PIE 2**1/2 Jason Biggs, Chris Klein, Shannon Elizabeth and the rest of the gang from the halfbaked original reunite in this sequel about the wild summer they spend together after a year apart at differ­ ent schools. Alyson Hannigan costars. J.B. Rogers directs. (R) AMERICA’S SWEETHEARTS**172 Joe Roth directs this comic look behind the scenes at the life of a married movie star couple forced to pretend all is well as they promote their lat­ est film, even though both partners have fallen in love with other peo­ ple. Julia Roberts, John Cusack, Catherine Zeta-Jones and Billy Crystal star. (PG-13) THE ANNIVERSARY PARTY***172 Jennifer Jason Leigh and Alan Cumming codirect and costar in this portrait of a couple who’ve separat­ ed but attempt to reunite on the occasion of their sixth anniversary. With Parker Posey. (R) CAPTAIN CORELLI’S MANDOLIN**172 Nicolas Cage plays an Italian soldier who falls in love with a local beauty while stationed on a Greek island in the early days of World War II.

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friday 2 4 — thursday 3 0 The Curse of the Jade Scorpion* 1:30, 4:10, 7:10, 9:45. Captain Corelli’s Mandolin 12:30, 3:20, 6:10, 9. The Luzhin Defence 7, 9:40. American Pie 2 1:10, 4, 6:30, 9:10. The Others 1, 3:45, 6:45, 9:30. Legally Blonde 1:20, 4:20. Planet of the Apes 12:45, 3:30, 6:20, 9:20.

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W ednesday 2 2 — thursday 2 3 Rat Race 1:20, 4, 6:50, 9:25. Rush Hour 2 1:40, 4:20, 7:10, 9:35. The Princess Diaries 1:10, 3:50, 6:30, 9:10. Planet of the Apes 1, 3:40, 6:40, 9:20. Jurassic Park 3 1:30, 7. Legally Blonde 4:10, 9:30.

friday 2 4 — thursday 3 0 America’s Sweathearts 1:30, 4:10, 7, 9:30. Rat Race 1:20, 4, 6:50, 9:25. Rush Hour 2 1:40, 4:20, 7:10, 9:35. The Princess Diaries 1:10, 3:50, 6:30, 9:10. Planet of the Apes 1, 3:40, 6:40, 9:20.

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W ednesday 2 2 — thursd a y 2 3 Swordfish 1:15, 7, 9:35. Spy Kids 1:30, 6:40. The Fast and the Furious 1:50, 7:10, 9:25. Doctor Doolittle 2 1:40. Moulin Rouge 6:50, 9:15. Memento

of Paris' Montmartre district, where he comes under the spell of a sultry singing courtesan. John Leguizama costars. (R) OSMOSIS JONES*** The latest from the Farrelly brothers stars Bill Murray in a live action-animation combo set inside the body of a zoo maintenance worker. Featuring the voices of Chris Rock and David Hyde Pierce, who play microorgan­ isms that team up to keep him from succumbing to a deadly virus, which is voiced by Laurence Fishburne. Everybody follow that? (PG) THE OTHERS*** Nicole Kidman moves out of the M o u lin Rouge and into a haunted island mansion in this thriller about a mother with two ailing sons who finds herself in a no-exit nightmare. Christopher Eccleston costars. Chilean director Alejandro Amenabar makes his English-language debut. (PG-13) PLANET OF THE APES*172 Mark Wahlberg and Tim Roth face off in Tim Burton’s $100 million update of the 1968 sci-fi classic, which, this time around, takes place on a planet other than Earth. (PG-13) THE PRINCESS DIARIES*** Garry Marshall directs this comedy about a 16-year-old New Yorker who’s sur­ prised to find out she’s the sole heir to the throne of Genovia. With Julie Andrews and Robert Schwartzman. (G) RUSH HOUR 2**1/2 Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker are together again in this sequel to their 1998 buddy blockbuster. This time the two team up to battle Chinese crooks in Hong Kong. Chris Penn costars. Brett Ratner directs. (PG-13) THE SCORE***172 The latest from director Frank Oz teams Robert De Niro and Ed Norton for the saga of an aging thief blackmailed out of retirement by a brash upstart. Marlon Brando costars. (R) SEXY BEAST**** Ben Kingsley stars in the latest from Jonathan Glazer, the violent, foul-mouthed saga of a brilliant gangster who uses a variety of psychological tricks to lure an associate out of retirement. With Ray Winstone and Amanda Redman.

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bye. You’re not likely to see much of them now that the most popular TV show/marketing gimmick in the uni­ verse has hit the big screen. At least not until it makes it to home video. (G) SAY IT ISN’T SO*** Family comedy takes on new meaning in this Farrelly spawned laugher about a guy who meets the girl of his dreams and then finds out she may be his sister. Chris Klein and Heather Graham star. J.B. Rogers directs. (R)

(R) SPY KIDS*** The latest from Robert Rodriguez is something of a depar­ ture —- a family comedy about two secret agents who marry and spawn a pair of espionage-loving offspring. Antonio Banderas and Teri Hatcher star. (PG).

n e w on v id e o HANNIBAL**172 Ridley Scott follows G la d ia tor with the highly anticipated sequel to The S ile n ce o f th e Lam bs, which finds Hannibal Lecter at large in Europe. Anthony Hopkins, Julianne Moore and Gary Oldman star. (R) POKEMON*** Kiss your kids good­

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W ednesday 2 2 — thursday 2 3 American Outlaws 11:30, 2:05, 4:40, 7:10, 10. Rat Race 11:05, 1:50, 4:25, 7, 9:40. American Pie 2 11:15, 2:15, 4:45, 7:15, 9:55. Osmosis Jones 11:25, 1:45, 4:05. Rush Hour 2 11:35, 2:10, 4:30, 6:30, 7:20, 9:15, 9:50. The Princess Diaries 11, 1:35, 4:10, 6:45, 9:25. Planet of the Apes 12, 3, 6:40, 9:35. Jurassic Park 3 11:20, 2, 4:35, 6:55, 9:20. America’s Sweethearts 11:10, 1:40, 4:20, 6:50, 9:30.

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ing “fam ily fu n .” C h ild re n get Show ie th e C lo w n , a p e ttin g zoo, som e circus stu n ts a n d a giant sand castle. A n d adolescents in search o f m usic can take in 12-year-old p h en o m A aron

lotsa latkes T h in k o f it as a challah day. For the sev­

Boys. “T h e kids w a n t w h o ’s h o t,” explains general m anager D avid G rim m . “W e once co n cen ­ trated only on country, b u t th e fair appeals to th e w idest dem o g rap h ic o f any event in the

en th year ru n n in g , th e Jew ish Food and C u ltu ral Fair serves up knishes, latkes, blintzes and kugels, ham m en tasch en , ruggelach and m a n d leb ro d t in O ld W o rld style. A fter th e eat­

state. So, w e’ve got to th in k o u tsid e th e b o x .” T h e 2001 g ran d sta n d lin eu p finds K enny Rogers a n d Brooks & D u n n co m p etin g w ith

ing — an d trad itio n al singing an d dancing — com es food for th o u g h t: a show o f Israeli aerial

p u n k y -p o p B lin k -182, boy b a n d 98 D egrees a n d R .E .O . Speedw agon, an ensem ble th a t’s

p h o to g rap h y called “Florizons” supplied by the M in istry o f Foreign Affairs. N o athletic activi­

C arter and his sister Leslie, 14. T h e ir older b ro th er, N ick, is a m em b er o f T h e Backstreet

been a ro u n d for m o re th a n th ree decades. T h e fair has also b o o k ed Styx, a group th a t sparked a b rie f b an o n rock ’n’ roll in B u rlin g to n w h en a M em orial A u d ito riu m audience w en t w ild at o n e o f th e ir concerts in th e late 1970s.

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August 2 6 . Ohavi Zedek Synagogue,

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on the road A t o n e tim e, wayfarers ven tu red o u t o n freew heeling cross-country odysseys w o rth y o f Jack K erouac or cruised R o u te 66 in convertibles, looking for kicks. N ostalgia for th e traveling life will be th e subject o f “A m erican W anderlust: T aking to th e Road in th e 2 0 th C e n tu ry ,” a S helburne M useum exhibition due to open in Ju n e 2 002. C u rato rs are inviting V erm onters to a tten d a “m em ory n ig h t” session to gather artifacts, souvenirs, p h o to g rap h s and h o m e movies. Trips in recreational vehicles are o f particular interest. A t the gathering, people w illing to record their recollections can m ake a future a p p o in tm e n t. S hould be a gas.

Anthony B at H igher Ground Memory-Gathering Event: Saturday, August 2 5 .

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W h e n it com es to classic m usical films, Singin in the R ain is

As this long, h o t su m m er draw s to a sw eltering end,

right up there w ith A n A m erican in Paris and The W izard o f Oz. S tarring D o n ald O ’C o n n o r, D eb b ie R eynolds a n d G en e Kelly, w ho also co-directed w ith Stanley D o n en , th e 1952 m usical spoofed H ollyw ood itself w ith a ro m an tic tale a b o u t how th e talkies changed everything an d

consider chilling o u t in co n tem p latio n o f the legacy o f the last Ice Age. N o t even 14,000 years ago, retreating m ile-thick glaciers left th eir m ark o n th e state w ith scoured bedrock ou tcro p s an d sand or gravel deposits

everyone in th e industry. K aren A m irau lt is ch o reo g rap h in g the fall p ro d u c­

from the rushing m elt w aters. G eorge S pringston o f

tion for Lyric T h ea te r an d , to g eth er w ith d irecto r Al M yers, is loo k in g for 16 ad u lt m en, tw o m ale y o u th s an d 20 w o m en , as well as people for a pleth o ra o f crew jobs. B ring y o u r um brella. . .

the A gency o f N atu ral Resources leads a Glacial G eology Field Trip th a t includes Lake W illo u g h b y — one o f th e m ost d ram atic exam ples o f ice sculpting in the state. T h e w ater tem p recalls the colder D eborah R a n d a ll at

tim es, an d climes, too.

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Geology Field Trip: Friday, August

School, 7 -10 p.m. Info, 3 7 2 -3 8 4 4 .

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22 .

sport PICKUP SOCCER: Join goaloriented players of all ages and skills for informal games at Oakledge Park, Burlington, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-6104. VERMONT EXPOS: The Utica Blue Sox take on the green team at Centennial Field, Burlington, 7:05 p.m. $4. Info, 655-6611.

drama ‘CABARET’: See August 22. ‘THE RAINMAKER’: See August 22. ‘NOISES OFF’: See August 22, 8 p.m. $31. ‘FLOYD COLLINS’: See August 22, 8 p.m. $28. ‘TARTUFFE’: Moliere targets 17th-century French morality in


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acting GRACE KILEY’S A C T O R ’S ST U D IO : September 15, 16, 22 & 23, 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. Williston. $210. Info, 878-0432. This inten­ sive studio is fo r experienced actors who w ant to develop audition mater­ ial, practice scene study a n d prepare a film reel; rehearsal a n d performance skills w ill be included during this ses­ sion. THEATRICAL IMPROVISA­ TIO N : Twelve Monday evenings, September 24 through December 17, 7-9 p.m. Flynn Center for the Performing Arts, Burlington. Info, 652-4500. Cathy H urst o f St. M ichael’s College Playhouse helps stu­ dents explore the fu n ofim prov including focus, comic tim ing and spirit o f play. BEG IN N IN G ACTING: Twelve Thursday mornings, September 20 through December 13, 10 a.m. noon. Flynn Center for the Performing Arts, Burlington. Info, 652-4500. Explore the foundations o f actor training through improvisa­ tion, script work and characterization with Jean Taylor. STORYTELLING: Six Tuesdays, September 18 through December 11, 7-8:30 p.m. Flynn Center for the Performing Arts, Burlington. Info, 652-4500. The Flynns Joan Robinson, a storyteller a n d performer, guides students as they develop per­ sonal and fo lk stories a n d discover their unique voices and styles. FUNDAM ENTALS OF A C T ­ ING: Class begins Tuesday, September 4, 9-11:45 a.m. Community College o f Vermont, Burlington. Registration begins August 13. Info, 865-4422. This course provides an introduction to the theoretical and practical principles o f acting.

aikido A IKIDO O F C H AM PLAIN VAL­ LEY: Adults, Monday through Friday, 5:45-6:45 p.m. and 7-8:15 p.m. Thursdays, noon - 1 p.m. Saturdays, 10:15-11:15 a.m. &C 11:15 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Children, Tuesdays, 4-5 p.m. and Saturdays, 9-10 a.m. Adults’ intro classes begin Tuesday, September 4, 5:45 p.m. and children’s intro classes Saturday, September 1, 9 a.m. Aikido o f Champlain Valley, 17 E. Allen St., W inooski. $55/m onth, $ 1 2 0 /three months. Info, 6546999 or www.aikidovt.org. Study this traditional Japanese m artial art to develop flexibility, confidence a n d self-defense skills. A IK IDO OF VERM ONT: Ongoing classes Monday through Friday, 6-7 p.m. and 7-8 p.m. Saturday, 9-10:30 a.m. Sunday, 1011:30 a.m. Above O nion River C o­ op, 274 N . W inooski Ave., Burlington. Info, 862-9785. Practice the art o f A ikido in a safe and supportive environment.

art FERRISBURGH ARTISANS GUILD: Classes beginning September 11. Info, 877-3668. Fall classes include clay a n d kinder art fo r kids, pottery, stained glass, and watercolor fo r adults.

arts management N O N P R O F IT ARTS M ANAGE­ MENT: Wednesdays, August 29' through December 5, 4-6:45 p.m.

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Division o f Cont-inuing Education, University o f Vermont, Burlington. Info, 656-2085 or www.learn.uvm.edu. Lane Series leaders Jane Ambrose and Natalie N euert use the series as a case study.

bartending PROFESSIONAL BARTEND­ ING TRAINING : Day, evening and weekend courses. Various loca­ tions. Info, 888-437-4657 or bartendingschooI.com. Get certified to make a mean martini, margarita, manhattan or mai tai.

boatbuilding S T E A M -B E N D IN G W O R K ­ S H O P : Saturday, September 8, 11 a.m. - 4 p.m. Burlington Shipyard (near King St. Ferry dock). Free. Info, 4 7 5 -2 0 2 2 . Tim Clark o f the Burlington Schooner Project helps participants learn how to steam -bend w hite ash into 12inch diam eter hoops, hand-rivet them together a n d shape them smooth fo r the canal schooner Lois M cClure.

business BUSINESS PLAN BASICS: Thursdays, September 13 through December 20, 9 a.m. Maltex Building, Burlington. $46. Info, 860-1417. Create a thorough busi­ ness plan a n d learn about evaluating ideas, marketing a n d financing. M ASTERING T H E BOARD GAME: Wednesday, September 12, 8 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. Windjammer Conference Center, S. Burlington. Info, 863-4464. Board-run organi­ zations get a lesson in improving communication a n d increasing effi­ ciency among members. G E T T IN G SERIOUS: September 18 & 2 4 , October 1 & 8, 5:308:30 p.m. Women’s Small Business Program, Trinity College Campus, Burlington. $115, grants available. Info, 846-7160. Explore the possibilities a n d realities o f business ownership, assess your skills a n d interests and develop a business idea. M A R K ET Y O U R SMALL B U SIN E SS: Six alternate Thursdays, beginning September 6, 6:30-8:30 p.m. N ew D irections Studio, Burlington. Register, 8 6 2 -3 8 8 8 . Professional coach Karen Stew ard N olan helps participants to create a pow erful m arketing p la n in a supportive, small-group setting.

craft NATURAL IM PRINTS: Sunday, August 26, 2-4 p.m. Arcana Farm Stand and Greenhouse, Jericho. $5. Info, 899-5123. Use flowers, grass, ferns, p ine needles a n d vegetable leaves to make beautiful patterns on fabrics. FROG HO LLO W CRAFTS: Beginning mid-September. Frog Hollow Craft School, Burlington. Info, 860-7474. Classes in fib er art, wood, jewlery, calligraphy a n d glassblowing begin this fall. PAINTIN G CERAMICS: Ongoing classes. Blue Plate Ceramic Cafe, 119 College St., Burlington. Free. Info, 652-0102. Learn the fundam entals o f painting ceramics to create gifts a n d other trea­ sures.

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dance M O D E R N A N D JAZZ DANCE CLASSES: Thursdays, September 6 through December 13. Registration begins August 13. Community College o f Ver-mont, Burlington. Info, 865-4422. Get an introduction to dance techniques, aes­ thetics and theory through exercises in choreography and movement. HOLLYWOOD-STYLE SWING: Six Sundays, beginning August 19. Beginners 5-6 p.m. Slides and tricks, 6-7 p.m. Intermediate/Advanced Lindy Hop, 7-8 p.m. Champlain Club, 20 Crowley Street, Burlington. $40/six weeks. Info, 862-9033 or www.hollywoodstyleswing.com. Pick up the nations most popular dance in a fu n and relaxed atmosphere. TAP D ANCING: Adult classes for beginning and intermediate stu­ dents start Thursday, September 13. Soumome Studio, 69-A Mountain Street, Bristol. Info, 4532832. Instructor Joan Derry is also available fo r private lessons fo r ages 11 and up. M OVEM ENT BASICS: Twelve Tuesdays, September 18 through December 13, 10-11:30 a.m. or Thursdays, 7-8:30 p.m. Flynn Center for the Performing Arts, Burlington. Info, 652-4500. Teaching artist Beth Hartman intro­ duces dance fundamentals to students who like to move but don’t consider themselves “dancers. ” M OVEM ENT LAB: Ten Saturdays, beginning September 22, 10:30 a.m. - noon. Flynn Center for the Performing Arts, Burlington. Info, 652-4500. Sara McMahon, a veteran o f Burling-ton’s M ain Street Dance studio, leads expe­ rienced dancers as they deepen their knowledge o f personal movement p a t­ terns and expression. H IP-H O P FOR ADULTS: Twelve Wednesdays, beginning September 19, 7-8:30 p.m. Flynn Center for the Performing Arts, Burlington. Info, 652-4500. Boston Conservatory-trained Katrina Steinberg introduces students to this vigorous dance form and culture. B EG IN N IN G M O D E R N & JAZZ DANCE: Twelve Wednesdays, September 19 through December 12, 10:30 a.m. - noon. Flynn Center for the Performing Arts, Burlington. Info, 652-4500. Tracy M artin helps stu­ dents develop basic techniques, build strength, flexibility a n d confidence while exploring a variety o f dance styles.

health & fitness D E SIG N IN G A H O M E CARE PROGRAM: Friday through Sunday, September 7-9, Karme Choling Shambhala Buddhist Meditation Center, Barnet. $230, includes meals and basic accomoda­ tions. Info, 633-2384 or www.kcl.shambhala.org. A nn Cason, author o/Circles o f Care, helps caregivers fi n d support services, work with negative emotions, connect to spiritual issues and deal with burn-out. TW O-DAY V ISIO N VACATION: Saturday and Sunday, September 1 & 2, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Westford. $185, includes lunches. Info, 660.2582. Certified instructor J. Beth Baldwin teaches N atural Vision

Improvement, a whole-person approach to preventing and reversing functional eyesight distortions such as nearsightedness, farsightedness, astig­ matism and so-called “old-age sight” or reading blur. W O M EN A N D ...L IV IN G IN TH E PRESENT...TOGETHER: Wednesdays, beginning Septem-ber 5, 12:30-2:30 p.m. The Sanc-tuary, Shelburne. Info, 985-4961. Learn how being more fu lly present with yourself and others can dramatically influence relationships and the ability to enjoy life.

hypnosis EM OTIONAL FREEDOM: Saturday, September 15, 10 a.m. 4 p.m. Best Western, S. Burling­ ton. $60. Info, 860-7286 or www.risingsunhealing.com. Experience rapid a n d lasting freedom from phobias, traumatic memories, anxiety and other emotional chal­ lenges. W EIG H T LOSS A N D YOUR SU BC O N C IO U S M IN D : Tuesdays, September 12 through October 31, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m. Rising Sun, Burlington. $180 ($160 before September 1). Info, 860-7286 or www.risingsunheal ing.com. Learn to end self-sabotage and create a healthy lifestyle fo r per­ manent weight management. SM OK ING CESSATION C LIN ­ IC: Tuesdays, September 11 through October 9, 7-9 p.m. Rising Sun, Burlington. $125. Info, 860-7286 or www.rising sunheal ing.com. E nd dependancy on ciga­ rettes and become a perm anent nonsmoker.

language GERMAN: Beginning and inter­ mediate conversation, grammar and comprehension. Private and group lessons, $30/hour, group prices vary. Info, 863-4649. Genese G rill is a college instructor with a doctorate in German literature and languages. ESL: Ongoing small group classes, beginners to intermediates. Vermont Adult Learning, Sloane Hall, Fort Ethan Allen, Colchester. Free. Info, 654-8677. Improve your listening, speaking, reading a n d writ­ ing skills in English as a second language. FRENCH: Four new groups begin­ ning in September in Jericho. Adult beginners and intermediates; chil­ dren preparatory and Level I. Prices vary. Info, 899-4389 or ggp@together.nCt. Personalize your language learning with a combina­ tion o f group a n d individual lessons. ITALIAN F O R B E G IN N E R S: Twice-weekly sessions begin in September, tim es to be arranged, H yde Park. $ 1 5 0 /1 0 classes. Info, 8 8 8 -4 5 9 6 . Learn Italian in a live­ ly conversational style.

martial arts TAEKW ONDO: Beginning and advanced classes Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, 4:30-8:30 p.m. Saturdays, 11 a.m. - 3 p.m. The Blue Wave TaeKwonDo School, 182 Main Street, Burling­ ton. Prices vary. Info, 658-3359 or info@bluewavetkd.com. Fifthdegree black belt and form er national team member Gordon W. White teaches the exciting art a n d Olympic sport o f TaeKwonDo.

meditation M ONTPELIER MEDITATION: O ngoing Tuesdays, 6-7:45 p.m. Community Room, KelloggHubbard Library, Montpelier. Info, 229-1787. S it together fo r Insight or Vipassana mediation sessions. ‘T H E WAY OF T H E SU FI’: Tuesdays, 7:30-9 p.m. S. Burling­ ton. Free. Info, 658-2447. This Sufi-style meditation incorporates breath, sound and movement. M EDITATION: Sundays, 9 a.m. noon. Shambhala Center, 187 S. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Free. Info, 658-6795. Instructors teach non-sectarian and Tibetan Buddhist meditations. M EDITATION: Ongoing Tuesdays, 7-8:30 p.m. Green Mt. Learning Center, Spirit Dancer Books, 125 S. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Donations. Info, 6608060. Take part in a weekly medita­ tion and discussion group. G U ID E D M EDITATION: Sundays, 10:30 a.m. The Shel­ burne Athletic Club, Shelburne Commons. Free. Info, 985-2229. Practice guided meditation fo r relax­ ation a n d focus.

music N E W M U SIC CLASSES AT CCV: Beginning Tuesday, September 4, Community College ofVerm ont, Burlington. Registration begins August 13. Info, 865-4422. Music classes include: Intro to Vocal Perform­ ance; Piano I; Intro to Music Technology; Music Fundamen-tals; Guitar I, II, III; Guitar Ensemble; Percussion I; Chorus. Music classes cover a variety o f musical styles including jazz, rock, pop, traditional and world music. B E G IN N IN G G R O U P PIANO: Tuesdays & Thursdays, August 28 through December 6, 7-7:50 p.m. Division o f Continuing Education, University o f Ver-mont, Burlington. Info, 656-2085 or www.learn.uvm.edu. Students with no keyboard background learn read­ ing, playing techniques and exercises with other beginners. G R O U P FOLK GUITAR: Mondays & Wednesdays, August 27 through December 5, 8:10-9 p.m. Division o f Continuing Education, University o f Ver-mont, Burlington. Info, 656-2085 or www.learn.uvm.edu. Beginning strummers learn the techniques and style fo r playing fo lk guitar. THEATER SONGS: Twelve Thursdays, beginning September 20, 7-8:30 p.m. Flynn Center for the Performing Arts, Burlington. Info, 652-4500. Carl Recchia helps singers explore techniques to interpret and perform great songs from Broadway musicals; reading music not a requirement.

photography FALL P H O T O CLASSES: Classes start this fall. Center for Photo Studies, Barre. Info, 229-5970. Beginning-to-advanced shutterbugs study black a n d white technique, “Women in Photo, ” Holga camera and open darkroom. FROG H O LLO W PH O TO G R A ­ PHY: Classes start this fall.. Frog Hollow Craft School, Burlington. Info, 860-7474. Photo classes include Intro to Photo & Darkroom,


Historic Essex photo fie ld trip a n d Liquid Emulsion Class. PHOTOGRAPHY: Ongoing class. Jon’s Darkroom, Essex Junction. Info, 879-4485. Beginning photog­ raphers, or those in need o f a refresher course, take classes in shooting or black-and-white processing. Darkroom is available fo r rent.

pottery POTTERY CLASSES FOR KIDS & ADULTS: Group classes, private lessons, studio rental and work­ shops. Days, evenings and week­ ends. Vermont Clay Studio, 2802 Waterbury-Stowe Road (Route 100), Waterbury Center. Info, 2441126 ext. 41. Let yourself experience the pleasures and challenges o f work­ ing with clay, whether y o u ’ve had a lot, ju s t a little or no pottery experi­ ence. RAKU W O R K SH O P W IT H BOB GREEN: September 4 through 6, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Shelburne Craft School. Info, 9853648. Learn how to create your own pottery and experience the magic o f the Raku firin g process. RIVER STREET POTTERS: Seven-week sessions, beginning September 4. Three beginner-inter­ mediate potters wheel groups: Mondays, 6-9 p.m. Tuesdays, 6-9 p.m. Wednesdays, 9:30 a.m. 12:30 p.m. Hand-building all lev­ els, Wednesdays, 6-9 p.m. Advanced wheel, Thursdays 6-9 p.m. Kids, all ages, Tuesdays, 3:305:30 p.m., Fridays 10 a.m. - noon. Free practice days for adults. River Street Potters, 141 River Street, Montpelier. Prices vary. Info, 2247000.' -Let your•creativity come *knou* through in a friendly, supportive' atmosphere. FROG HOLLOW POTTERY CLASSES: Beginning midSeptember. Frog Hollow Craft School, Burlington. Info, 860-7474. Wheel work, han d build­ ing and sculpture are among the

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psychology SO U L FO O D: Tuesdays, September 18 through November 6, 7-8:30 p.m. Malletts Bay, C ol­ chester. $150 before September 1 /S 180 after. Info, 859-9211 or NutritionAlternatives@ yahoo.com. Lisa Cox leads a sm all group explor­ ing the psychological a n d spiritual connection to food.

reflexology IN T R O D U C T IO N TO REFLEXOLOGY: Saturday and Sunday, September 8 & 9, 9 a.m. 5 p.m. 35 King Street, Burling-ton, Info, 899-2876. Learn an effective reflexology method fo r total body rejuvenation with Geraldine Thompson, an American Board Certified Reflexologist.

self-defense BRAZILIAN JIU-JITSU A N D CAR DIO BO X ING : Ongoing classes Monday through Saturday for men, women and children. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Academy, 4 Howard St., Burling­ ton. Prices vary. Info, 660-4072. Escape fea r with an integrated selfdefense system based on technique, not size, strength or speed.

sport SP IN N IN G : Ongoing daily class­ es. Chain Reaction, One Lawson Lane, Burlington. First ride free. Info, 657-3228. Pedal your way to fitness in a diverse, non-competitive environment.

substance abuse SUBSTANCE ABUSE TREAT­ M ENT: Weekend program. Possibilities Counseling Center, Essex Jet. Info, 878-6378. Working professionals get nonresidential, affordable treatment in a private setting.

tai chi CULTIVATING CHI: Tuesdays and Wednesdays, 7-8 p.m. Oakledge Park, Thursdays, 7:308:30 a.m. Waterfront Park, Burlington. $3-6 sliding scale. Info, 865-2090. Practice integrating Chi Rung, T ’a i Chi Chih a n d gentle yoga fo r health and increased energy. TAI C HI FOR BEGINNERS: New fall schedule begins Monday, September 10. Sundays, 11 a.m. noon and Mondays, 7-8 p.m. Shelburne Athletic Club, Shelburne. $9/each or $ 8 0 /10-class card. Info, 651-7575. Session leader Kristen Borquist is a seventh-year stu­ dent o f local expert Bob Boyd.

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women W O M E N ’S M EDITATION &c CANOE RETREAT: September 12-16 on the Adirondack Water­ ways, New York. Info, 425-4710 or www.earthislandexpeditions.org. Women bond over autum n berries, still waters and canoeing as a con­ templative practice. A W O M A N ’S CLAY A N D YOGA RETREAT: Friday through Sunday, September 21-23, at the Yurt Sanctuary, Ten Stones

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yoga BEECHER HILL YOGA: Ongoing day and evening classes or private instruction and yoga thera­ py. Hinesburg. Info, 482-3191 or bhy@downstreetmagazine.com. Beecher H ill Yoga offers classes in Integrative Yoga, Yoga fo r Posture & Alignment, Therapeutic Yoga and Yoga-based Stress Reduction. ‘BECOM ING PEACE YOGA & MASSAGE’: Ongoing yoga classes, new groups forming. Essex Junction. Info, 878-5299. Release chronic tension, gain self-awareness and '‘honoryour inner wisdom” through Kripalu-style yoga practice. BIKRAM YOGA: Ongoing daily classes for all levels. 257 Pine Street, Burlington. Info, 651-8979. A heated studio facilitates deep stretching. YOGA VERM ONT: Daily classes, noon, 5:30 and 7:30 p.m. Saturday and Sunday, 9:30 a.m. Chace Mill, Burlington. Info, 660-9718 or yogavermont.com. Ashtanga-style. “p ower”yoga classes offer sweaty fu n fo r all levels o f experience. YOGA FOR BODY, M IN D A N D SOUL: Beginning Saturday, September 8, 8-9:30 a.m. Unity Church, Essex Jet. Suggested dona­ tion $10/class. Info, 878-9001. Classes include pranayama (science o f breath), all the asanas (postures), relaxation and meditation.

C O U PLE’S YOGA CLASS: Four sessions, September 25, October 16, November 13 & December 11, 7-9 p.m. The Yurt Sanctuary, Ten Stones Community, Charlotte. $30 couple/each or $ 1 10/four. Info, 425-4710 or www.earthislandexpe ditions.org. These inspiring classes are led by Gillian Kapteyn Comstock a n d Russell Comstock. LIVING YOGA ST U D IO : Ongoing Kripalu yoga classes with Martha Whitney, Theora Ward and Martha Dyson, for all levels o f experience. Burlington. Info, 8602814. Fall classes include sessions fo r women facing cancer and large-bod­ ied women. M O N D A Y /W ED N ESD A Y YOGA: Mondays, beginning September 10, 7-8:30 p.m. or Wednesdays, beginning September 19, 7-8 a.m. The Awakening Center, Shelburne. $90/10 weeks or $12 each. Info, 425-4710 or www.earthislandexpeditions.org. Stretch your m in d and body a t a con­ venient Shelburne Village location. Y O G A A N D ART: Four Tuesdays, beginning August 28, 7-9 p.m . C hain Reaction studio, O ne Lawson Lane, Burlington. $120/fou r weeks, sliding scale available. Info, 2 3 8 -9 0 2 8 . Sarah Eley a n d M onica Stachnik m ix yoga a n d artistic expression to stretch both body a n d creativity.

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LIVE IN CASE MANAGERS: Apartment provided so you can help teens develop independent living skills. Excellent benefits and support. MSW preferred, but not required. RESIDENTIAL STAFF: Full, Part-time, and respite positions available Send resumes to: SJ at Spectrum Youth & Family Services, 31 Elmwood Ave., Burlington,VT 05401

j p : SOVERNET. We have immediate openings in the Burlington area for: Full-time Retail Sales Manager Previous managerial/supervisory experience required Part-time Retail Salesperson(s) Candidates for both positions should be familiar with Internet and Telecom technologies, be organized, motivated, and mature, with a neat appearance. Competitive wages, generous benefits offered. If you are interested in joining our dynamic team, please fax, mail or email your resume to:

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OUTDOOR JOBS MANAGE PARKS ' RESTORE STREAMS • RUHR TRAILS Are you between the ages of 16-24 and searching for meaningful work? Does working outside this fall appeal to you? The VYCC is currently hiring crew members to complete conservation projects throughout Vermont.

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program Director Seeking energetic, innovative professional to oversee all programmatic aspects of Hillel at the University of Vermont. Position requires creativity, initiative, a commitment to Jewish pluralism, excellent communication and interpersonal skills, and the ability to develop inclusive programming. Master's degree and work experience in the Jewish and/or campus community preferred. Competitive salary and benefits. Please send letter of intent and resume to: Jena Strong, UVM Hillel, 461 Main Street, Burlington, VT 05405. For more info: (802) 656-1153.

Staff Attorney Vermont Legal Aid seeks a full-time attorney for its Disability Law Project in Rutland. Responsibilities include administrative a d vo ca cy and litigation on a w ide range of issues facing per­ sons with disabilities. Case work is pri­ marily in the areas of governm ent ben­ efit programs, education, guardianship, and other areas concerning individual rights. Applicants must have excellent written and oral skills and demonstrat­ ed experience in public interest law, civil rights law or legal services. Experience with disability issues is desir­ able. Applicants must be adm itted to practice in Vermont or willing to take the next available examination. Salary is $29,000 + D.O.E. with excellent fringe benefits. Send cover letter, resume, references, and writing sample by September 14, 2001 to: Eric Avildsen, Executive Director c/o Sandy Burns Vermont Legal Aid PO Box 1367 Burlington, VT 05402 EEOC - People with disabilities, women and minorities encouraged to apply..

TEACHERS W AN TED Fun filled, child oriented, accredited center look­ ing for energetic, compassionate and fun filled teachers. Full-time teacher positions opening for second shift care. Two full-time teacher assistant positions opening for first shift pre school. In the near future, (July/August) we w ill be looking for a full-time cook/aide and other potential aide shifts. All Full-time positions are fully benefited and we have competitive salaries. Par-time posi­ tions receive prorated benefits and equally com­ petitive pay. Respond to the Burlington Children's Space 241 North Winooski Avenue Burlington, VT 05401

Deliver food to low-income Homebound seniors and disabled adults. Complete & maintain required client paperwork. Ability to develop good rapport with seniors & homebound clients. Good listening skills. Train and coordinate delivery volunteers. Ability to network & refer clients to other community service providers as needed. Immediate supervision — Food Shelf Director. Background —A combination of education and experience with community service, advocacy or capacity required. Good computer data entry skills. Ability to deal effectively with a wide range of individuals and organizations. Good driving record/valid drivers license. Lift 50lbs. or more.

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Publisher, PO Box 800, Middlebury, VT 05753 fax:388-8485;email: vtmag@sover.net.

Criminal Court Advocate (40 hrs/wk with benefits) for a shelter for women who are survivors of domestic and sexual violence. The CCA works closely with the team at the State Attorney's Office, provides support and advocacy for women when criminal charges against the abus­ er are involved, works with women in shelter, and answers the hotline. We require a team worker with good communication skills, a strong feminist per­ spective, and a knowledge of domestic and sexual violence. The successful applicant will have a Bachelor's Degree in an appropriate field or equiva­ lent experience. Send resume by 9 / 7/01 to Clarina Howard Nichols Center, PO Box 517, Morrisville, VT. EOE.

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STAFF ACCOUNTANT Growing CPA Firm seeks Staff Accountant to perform Financial Statement en£ igagements, tax engagements, and other specific responsibilities which will incl ^ Lclude but are not limited to: QuickBooks reviews, provide accounting assistance and general client support. Candidates will excel at JD&A who are self motivated and goal-oriented, perform well individually as well as in a group, and are looking to advance within the firm. The Staff Accountant will also become familiar with the firm’s internal policies and procedures and maintain absolute client confidentiality at all times. Applicants are required to be a CPA or CPA candidate with a Bachelor’s Degree in Accounting and 1-3 years experience in Public Accounting. Computer literacy and experience with the following software is preferred: Lacerte, UltraTax, MS Office, and QuickBooks Pro. This position offers a competitive salary with full benefits and is eligible for participation in the Firm’s Bonus program. For a complete job description, please mail, fax or e-mail your resume with cover letter to: A. Puchrik Firm Administrator John Davis & Associates 431 Pine Street, Suite 16 Burlington, VT 05401 Fax: 802-658-5705

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IXapun^el i§>alcm Champlain Vocational Services, Inc. Can You Help? The biggest difficulty facing families o f people with develop­ mental disabilities is building lasting respite or residential rela­ tionships. Inviting someone you don’t know well into your home can be a little daunting. Imagine the feelings of a moth­ er needing some time for herself and asking a stranger to help out! Champlain Vocational Services helps out: We help with the introductions, support the various needs that arise, and help lessen the worry of caring families. Giving individuals and families real choices, true friendships, and new experiences is an incredibly rewarding way to feel good about how you live. It’s well compensated and support is always available. Call Laura Chabot at 655-0511, or stop by for further information: CVS, 77 Hegeman Avenue, Colchester, VT 05446

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ASSOCIATE PLAflim CUT O f SOUTH MMinOTOfl The City of South Burlington VT has an opening for an Associate Planner, a self-directed position, working in a team environment with the Director of Planning & Zoning and Zoning Administrator. Key responsibilities include working with applicants and general public on development application, reviewing application for consistency with City regulations, assisting with permit enforcement, and providing staff support to Natural Resources and Design Review Committees. The Associate Planner will also have opportunities to work on leading-edge GIS, modeling, planning and urban design projects. Qualifications are an undergraduate degree in urban studies or another field related to planning, solid computer skills with ArcView proficency strongly preferred, a related internship or professional experience, flexibility, and a sense of humor. Entry-level applicants welcome. Salary range $28,000 - $33,000 depending on experience with outstanding benefits package. Please submit cover letter, resume and one-page writing sample to: J.B. Hoover, Director of Planning and Zoning City of South Burlington 575 Dorset Street South Burlington, VT 05403 Position open until filled. City website www.sburl.com. An Equal Opportunity Employer. Pine R idge School, a p riv a te re sid en tia l school serving adolescen ts w ith learning d isa b ilitie s h as th e follow in g cu rren t openings:

SCIENCE TEACHER Full time with benefits. BA required, Vermont Certification preferred. Please call 434-2161 or submit letter of interest and resume to: JoAnna Easton, Director of Academics

ASSISTANT RESIDENTIAL INSTRUCTORS Applicants should have experience working with adolescents and a strong desire to learn. Duties include: occasional overnights, general supervision of students on and off campus in the transition program, direct instruction of social, organizational and life skills, planning and implementation of activities, creating supportive, structured dorm environment. Salary plus board and health benefits. Training provided for all aspects of position. Please call 434-2161 or submit letter of interest and resume to: Neil Emerson, Director of Residential Life

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Bread Baker, Delivery Person Bristol Bakery is taking applications for the following positions:

Bread Baker W e are searching for a fun, self motivated, creative person to fill our Assistant Baker position. The bakery produces a variety of breads for wholesale and retail. Scheduling is flexitye-This would be the ideal position for someone who either has some bread baking expe­ rience or no experience with a neat passion to learn. This position is part time with potential for full time

Delivery Person Work-early mornings delivering our delicious bread ih our truck and have your days free. 5am-1Oam Tuesday through; Saturday More hours available if desired. ,.| W e are looking for mature, responsible people who can work as a tiam ifi a fun, flexible* creative atmosphensr^^^ Call Tom @ 453-4890 or t@clements.net

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DEVELOPMENT ASSISTANT The Vermont Foodbank, a busy, non-profit organization, seeks a self-starting individual to manage a large donor database, perform clerical, reception and telephone answering duties. Attention to detail, excellent interpersonal, customer service and written skills are a must. Full benefit package. Application deadline: September 1, 2001. Send resume and cover letter to: Vermont Foodbank, Attn: Human Resources, PO Box 254, South Barre, VT 05670. E.O.E.

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NAEYC accreditednon profit center seeks energetic, creative teachers. M ary Johnson Children's Center is an exciting early childhood program in a new, state of the art facility. We have the following openings: * Lead preschool teacher * Assistant preschool teacher * Several individual assistant positions Experience and a commitment to Early Childhood Education desired. Please send resume and three letters of reference to: MARY JOHNSON CHILDREN'S CENTER 81 W ater Street Middlebury, VT 0 5 7 5 3

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The Baird Center for Children and Families A Division o f the Howard Center for Human Services FAMILY SUPPORT - SERVICE PROVIDER Full-time positions available to assist youth with social and living skill development in their home and in community settings. Afternoon, evening and weekend hours. 1:1 support services delivered in collaboration with case management. BA a n d /o r

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SCHOOL SOCIAL WORK OPPORTUNITIES Seeking experienced, flexible school social workers for openings in our partnerships with the following schools for the 2001 2002 school year. All positions correspond with the school calendar. Guaranteed supervision and numerous training

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PROFESSIONAL PARENTS NEEDED Live for free in a single family home in a rural setting. Receive a generous tax-free stipend. Being a professional parent means providing a supportive home environment, teaching independent skills, and being a positive role model for two chil­ dren. You will be a part of a dynamic team that provides supervision and support. Couples encouraged to apply (one member could have other employment) Call Matt at 6 5 2 -2 1 4 8 .

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“The Job Fair was fantastic! We have already hired two people and are talking to a third. The applicants were fantastic. If you were looking for employees, this was an unbelievable place to find them. It was an excellent day!” — Craig Bond, VP/Marketing, B ond A uto Parts

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week substance abuse crisis clinician for 24/7 stabilization program. W e offer a competitive salary and benefits. Bachelor’s degree

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Pizza Makers & Drivers FT & PT drivers earn up to $ 15.00/hr including tips. Must have reliable vehicle and good driver’s record. PT & FT Pizza maker positions available. No experience nec Apply at your local D O M IN O ’S PIZZA STORE „ o r call 658-3333.

Batch Process Team Leader Autumn Harp, a manufacturer of high quality skin care products seeks a quality minded “hands-on” leader, for second-shift who wilt report to the Production Supervisor. The Batch Process Team Leader will be responsible for the preparation of our lip balm and skin care formula­ tions, including weighing and handling of ingredients, and equipment inspection and operation, as well as achievement of team goals. At least 5 years of manu­ facturing / supervisory experience; good math skills; excellent communication and interpersonal skills; pro­ active problem solver; ability to work both independent­ ly and as part of a team; ability to work with hot pour perfumes and fragrances.' We offer competitive compensation and benefits, a great place to work, and (of course) free lip balm! We are proud to be a founding member of Vermont Businesses for Social Responsibility, with strong ties to our commu­ nity. We appreciate diversity and the ability to leap tall buildings! Please send a cover letter, and resume to: Carole W illiams Autumn Harp, Inc. PO Box 267, Bristol VT 05443 Fax 802/453-6420 E-mail: cwilliams@autumharp.com

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Shift Supervisors • H ourly Partners We are seeking individuals with a passion for people and customer service. Supervisory experience preferred for shift supervisor candidates. Please call 1- 888 - 796- J A V A E x t . 37629 and leave your name and phone number, you will receive a call within 24 hours to schedule an interview. We offer great benefits, including medical, dental and vision coverage, 401(k) with company contributions, stock options, paid time off, free coffee and more for partners working 20+ hours per week. EOE

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BARTENDERS WANTED. Make Money, get Trained. Fun, exciting atmosphere. Up to $250 per shift. Call 800-806-0084 x 203. (AAN CAN) BEAUTIFUL LOCATION in Waitsfield: Catering/ Lodging business needs help in our office. Skills in Excel, Word and file orga­ nization required. PT and FT. Please call Linda at 802-583-1091.

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Open-minded, organized, energetic, hard working, good communicator needed for at a non-profit nature publication. Unflappable, flexible and reliable. Send resume and cover letter to Heron Dance-. 52 Seymour St. Middlebury, VT 057531115.

Pine Street is looking for a part-time barrista to work M-F, mornings. Apply in person at 412 Pine St, Burlington.

GRAPHIC DESIGNER: Small graphic design firm seeks self-starting designer with web and traditional graphic capabilities. 2 years professional experi­ ence required. Submit to directd@together.net, via fax 802-660-9022 or mail to Direct Design, Inc., 7 Kilburn St., Burlington, VT 05401. No phone calls.

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needs host for tastings and retail. Knowledge of wine a plus. 244-7012.

WILDERNESS CAMP COUNSELOR. Sleep under the stars. Hike the Appalachian Trail. Canoe the Suwanee. Help at-risk youth. Free room/ board. Clothing Allowance. Excellent salary/benefits. Details and application: www.eckerd.org. Send resumes: Selection Specialist/AN, Eckerd Youth Alternatives, P.0. Box 7450, Clearwater, FL 33765. (AAN CAN)

dancer. Safe, fun, prof­ itable, easy to learn, flexi­ ble hours. Agency, 658-1464. CAREGIVER for an elderly women in Richmond. Evenings, 5-7 p.m. and/or weekend mornings, 9-12 p.m. Call 434-3657. CASHIER: Bourne’s Texaco, S. Burlington. $7.75/hr, shifts avail. May include weekends and weekday afternoons, flexible hours. 760 Shelburne Rd., S. Burlington. 658-6460.

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with children ages 6 weeks through 7 years. Experience in education preferred. Call the PlayCare Center at 434-3891 or 864- 3323. CIVIL RIGHTS investigators needed for discrimination study. Compensation and training provided. Flexible hours. Women and minori­ ties encouraged to apply. Call 864-3334 for more into.

Alternative health care practice seeks self-motivat­ ed, personable, efficient person to handle all facets of a busy office. Experience in customer service and/or front-office environment and knowl­ edge of QuickBooks and Word preferred. Send resume to Health Resolutions, 41 Main St., Burlington..

Professional male seeking house sitting position, short or long-term/seasonal. Burlington, Stowe and sur­ rounding areas at no charge with excellent refer­ ences. Call 288-1551, leave msg.

COMMUNITY SUPPORT worker: Small, progressive human services agency seeks skilled, creative sup­ port person to assist 17year-old young man in a variety of school and com­ munity based situations. Part-time or full-time schedules. Immediate opportunities in an excep­ tional agency. Call Robert at 802-295-9100.

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OVERNIGHT CASHIER: $8.25/hr, full-time posi­ tion, M-F. Looking for great attitude and reliability. Inquire at Bourne’s Texaco, 760 Shelburne Rd., S. Burlington. 658-6460.

PAINTER WITH INTERIOR and exterior experience needed right away. Call Paul 863-5397. PAINTERS: Prof., experi­ enced, transportation, year round work. Great pay and benefits. Call 658-7944.

PAINTERS WANTED:

Reasonable hours, fun 50s atmosphere, pay based on experience or we will train the right person. Apply at the Malt Shoppe in Stowe. 253-4269. DELI ATTENDANT. Full­ time, days. Seeking mature upbeat individual to assist owner in daily operations. Apply in person at Cobblestone Deli, 152 Battery St. 865-3354. DELI HELP WANTED: Full­ time position, 9-5, M-F, starting at $8/hr. Contact Christy at 878-1264, Bread & Beyond.

Experienced, transporta­ tion, great yvork environ­ ment, good pay (min. $ 10/hr.). Call Steven at Expert Painters 865-9839. RESPITE SUPPORT work­ er: Small, progressive human services agency seeks respite support for young man and his family in the Williston-Hinesburg area. Once weekly, and other occasional overnight respite needed in your home. Experienced providers call Robert at 802-295-9100.

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ROOFERS & LABORERS:

needed to join our fun-lov­ ing team. Apply at Depot Street Malt Shoppe in Stowe. 253-4269. EXTRAS/ACTORS. Up to $500 a day! All looks needed. Call for info 1-800-260-3949 ext. 3025. (AAN CAN)

Good wages & benefits, women & minorities encouraged to apply. Signon bonus, $500. A.C. Hathorne Co., Williston, VT. Call 862-6473.

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Developers. Excellent salary, bonuses, benefits & work environment. 6 Degrees Software, 176 Battery St., Burlington, VT 05401. www.6degrees.com MAKE FULL-TIME while only working part-time. Average over $ 10/hr to start. We offer hourly wage, weekly commissions & nightly cash bonuses. Flexible scheduling. No selling involved. No experi­ ence required. For more information call 863-3383. MOTHERS: We need your cooking and organizational skills. No experience nec­ essary, we will train. Funloving and dynamic only need apply. Some week­ ends and nights necessary. Apply at the Malt Shoppe in Stowe. 253-4269.

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WORK ON WALL STREET without leaving VT! Public Relations firm in Stowe seeks part-time employee for research & client con­ tact. Microsoft Office. 26 hours a week, $ 11/hr. Fax or e-mail resume to 802-253-2827 or hkidney@together.net. WVNY-TV, the ABC affiliate in Burlington, VT, currently has part-time positions open. Experience in radio or television is helpful. Please send resume to WVNY-TV, d o Chad Conant, 530 Shelburne Road, Burlington, VT 05401. EOE.

►business opps BARTENDERS: Make $100-$250 per night. No experience necessary. Call 1-800-246-6196 ext. 3000. (AAN CAN)

CLOTHING BOUTIQUE, Waitsfield, needs new owner. We love our fun store and want it to go on. You buy actual inventory and special website and you’ll own it including all hand-crafted displays, resources, great customers, etc. Call 802-767-3009. EARN UP TO $25,000 to $50,000/year. Medical insurance billing assistance needed immediately! Use your home computer, get FREE internet, FREE long distance. 1-800-291-4683 dept. 190. (AAN CAN)

Lead Paint Safety and Essential Maintenance Practices Wednesday, August 29,5:00-9:00 p.m. Contois Auditorium, City Hall, Burlington d f ’Vermont State Law requires owners of pre-1978 rental properties and child care facilities, as well as anyone doing work that disturbs paint in housing constructed prior to 1978 that receives federal asssistance (Section 8, etc.) to take this course. The course provides important information for anyone doing paint­ ing, rehab or maintenance work on older properties. Space is limited—Reserve a seat by calling the Vermont Housing 8c Conservation Board Lead Paint Hazard Reduction Program at 1-800-290-0527

DODGE RAM conversion van, 2500, 1997, white, 71K mi., ex. shape, plush int., CD, fold-out couch, great wheels. Great for touring bands. $12,000, with 5’ x 8’ trailer for $13,500. Call 288-9136.

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MAZDA PROTEGE, 1996, 4 dr, auto, 63K mi., dual air bags, CD, studded snows, exc. cond. $5500. Call 879-8844. MAZDA RX 7, 1988, runs good, needs body work. $900/bo. Call 496-7408.

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►lost & found FOUND: Nice older city bike. About a month ago. In Burlington. Call 660-2028 to identify.

► announcements INVENTORS-PRODUCT IDEAS WANTED! Have your product developed by our research and develop­ ment firm and profession­ ally presented to manufac­ turers. Patent Assistance Available. Free Info.: 1-800-677-6382. (AAN CAN)

MERCHANT ACCOUNTS explode your business! Free bonus guide (with application) reveals new concepts in mail order and internet commerce guaran­ teed to make you rich. Toll free: (866) 515-2082. www.nxjaz.com/merchant.h tm (AAN CAN) MULTI-FAMILY homeware sale. 100% to Children’s School in India. 8/24: 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. 8/25: 12 p.m. to .5 p.m. Clothing, sports. 1406 Hinesburg Rd, S. Burlington. YARD SALE: Great for col­ lege students! Tables, chairs, desk, etc. Sat. Aug. 25th, 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. 307 Colchester Ave. Call to snag early. 863-5485, ask for Tim.

YOUR CLASSIFIED AD printed in more than 100 alternative papers like this one for just $1150.00! To run your ad in papers with a total circulation exceeding 6.9 million copies per week, call Josh at Seven Days, 864-5684. No adult ads. (AAN CAN)

1993, no rust, great vehi­ cle, $3000. Call 223-2279. SUBARU DL, 1988, 145K mi., 4 dr, 5 spd, runs great, needs minor work, inspected in Feb. $500. Call 863-5115.

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1992, 4WD, auto, pwr everything, 114K mi., must sell. $2000 OBO. Call 660-0874, evening or leave msg.

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Coupe, 1994, black, auto, air, cruise, power windows, doorlocks & moonroof, cas­ sette, 68K mi., good condi­ tion. $7300. Call 860-3656. AUDI 90 QUATTRO Coupe, 1990, black/tan Ithr, moonroof, pwr everything, A/C, cruise, alarm, studded snows, 153K mi. $6500. Call 864-3107.

CHEVY CAVALIER, 1995, 2 dr, auto, am/fm cassette, 95K mi., excellent condi­ tion, runs well. $3995. Call 434-7267. CHEVY CONVERSION van, 1995, black, low mi., TV/VCR/stereo, back seat reclines to bed, mint con­ dition, can be seen near Tafts Corners. Call 388-7433.

CHEVY SILVERADO 3500, 1998, 4WD, 6.5 turbo diesel, 59K mi., loaded. 485-7427 days, 485-7429 evenings.

4 dr, 5 spd, A/C, AM/FM/ Cassette, Cruise, pwr every­ thing, new tires, very clean, properly maintained, exc. running condition, garaged and washed regularly, 145K mi. $1999. Call Dave 800-622-6397 ext. 2230 weekdays, 583-1919 weekends.

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VW JETTA GL, 1994, red, 4 dr, 5 spd, 75K mi., motor is 40K mi., Kenwood CD, alarm, exc. cond., studded snows. $5900. Call 879-8844.

►boats PEARSON CRUISER sail­ boat, 1979, 30’, sleeps 5, mint condition, survey included:done June ‘01, must sell. Come sail it. $17,000/B0. Call 802-324-3239.

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OPPORTUNITY! $40K to $70K Yr. Potential! Data Entry: Medical Billing. We Need Claim Processors Now! No Experience Needed. Will Train. Computer Required. 1-888-314-1033 Dept. 352. (AAN CAN)

lots available. $295,000 each. Call Foulsham Farms Real Estate at 864-7537.

OUTDOOR WOOD-FIRED hot tub rental and delivery business. Fun year-round 2nd income. Our other business has taken off! Call for info call 802-563-3063.

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► re a l e s t a t e > h o u s in g ► fu rn itu re BURLINGTON: Oasis in the city! 2600 sq. ft. home. Last house on dead end street in hospital/university area. On privately owned road with 1-1/2+ acres of wooded ravine in a family neighborhood. Screened porch, sun room and coun­ try kitchen. 2-1/2 baths. 5bedrooms. Full, dry base­ ment; stotage attic. $275,000. Excellent for family. Open house 1-5 p.m. Saturdays and Sundays or shown by appointment. Buyers' agents welcomed. 49 Fletcher Place. 658-1726. WESTPORT, NY: Camp for sale on Lake Champlain, 3level, 8 room, rustic camp. 104 ft of lake front, large dock/lawn/deck areas, pri­ vacy. Asking $149,000. Call 518-647-8263 or 518-546-3607.

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Circa 1790 with 7 fireplaces, Wide pine board floors, small paned windows. Awesome view of the Adirondack Mts.

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ADIRONDACKS, NY:

HOUSESITTING SERVICE:

Exceptional rental opportu­ nity for the right individual. Rustic, round cabin on 20 acres. 1.5 hours to Burlington. Burn wood, haul water. Has phone and electric. $100/mo. Call 802-229-9351. BRISTOL: 2-bedroom apartment. No pets. $500/mo. includes heat and hot water. Call 453-3693. BURLINGTON: Sunny 2bedroom apt. for rent. Great downtown location, close to Waterfront and Church St., nice backyard. Avail, immediately. No dogs. $750/mo. + utils. Cali (802) 862-5841. MILTON: 4-5 bedroom, 1.5 baths, 2 car garage, W/D hookups, gas heat, large yard. Avail, immediately. Pets neg. $1350/mo. + utils. Call 434-5101. MILTON: Large 1-bedroom, gas heat, 2nd floor, park­ ing. $650/mo. + utils. Call 434-5101. MORETOWN COMMON: 3bdrm, passive, sunny, solar house, quiet pastoral set­ ting, yard, wood/gas/oil heat, extra conveniences, $1400/mo. Immediate occupancy. Call 802-496-3980. S. BURLINGTON: 2-bed­ room, 1-bath condo. Parking, W/D, gas heat. No pet/smokers. Avail. 9/15. Call 658-7978, evenings only. WINOOSKI: The Woolen Mill “Vermont's Most Unique Apartments”. Spacious loft style apart­ ments offering exposed brick and beams, river views, professional on-site management'. Pool, rac-... quetball court and health club included in rent. Studios, 1, 2, 2 + loft, parking. No pets. Call M-F, 9-5 for more information. (802)655-1186.

Prof., responsible, single M available for housesitting in the Burlington area. Be worry free while you’re away. Many references. Call Bill at 355-4445.

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►office space BURLINGTON: Restoration contractor seeks craftsperson/artisan to share studio space. Includes private office and spacious work area with some natural light. Shared entry, work sink, fax, and bathroom. $350/mo. + utilities. Call 865-6056.

Main Street Landing Burlington Waterfront Small Office/Retail Space Free Parking on Site Call 864-7999

wanted CHITTENDEN COUNTY: Caretaker seeks * autumn/winter home. Handy with maintenance, repairs and improvements. Reliable supervision for your summer home. References available. Contact Tim @ 603-860-6023.

► room for rent BURLINGTON: 1 bedroom in a 3-bedroom apt. F pre­ ferred, 5 min. walk to downtown, clean, responsi­ ble, no pets. Avail, now. $300/mo. + 1/3 utils. Call 863-8737. BURLINGTON: Furnished room in guest house, shared kitchen and bath. Clean, quiet, parking, laun­ dry. No smoking/pets. Avail. 9/1. $500/mo. includes all. Call 862-3341. BURLINGTON: New North End, nice room in family house, furnished or unfur­ nished, share bath, kitchen, laundry, Off-street parking. $450/mo., utilities included. Call 862-7510. S. BURLINGTON: Small, furnished room with cable and laundry service in nice, clean home. Near UVM, FAHC, U-Mall, air­ port, bus. Call 864-7406.

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WORK EXCHANGE: Chef/massage therapist/caretaker will shop, cook, clean, do laun­ dry, some childcare for a place to call home. Call Deanna at 802-951-2450.

►vacation rental ADIRONDACKS: Charming, rustic, private cabin over­ looking stream/falls. Fully equipped. Near lakes/hiking trails. Includes studio cabin. 1.5 hours from Burlington. Avg. $350/week. Call 518-585-2269.

OLD MONTREAL LOFT: Beautifully furnished and appointed apartment in historic building. Queen bed & Old Port right out­ side your door. $750/wk. call 802-388-0810 or see website: www.cyberentals.com/ can/JohnRQUE.html. SOUTH HERO: Lakefront cottages, private, top quali­ ty, available July/Aug. and through foliage, daily, weekly, seasonal. Many options. Call 802-372-4581.

►storage for rent COLCHESTER: Storage building. Dry storage space, 50’ X 30’, with 12 foot ceilings, no water or heat. Paved drive, easy access, just off exit 17 on interstate 89. Long or short-term tease. Overhead door opening 6’ X 7’. Secured and clean area. $1500/mo. Interested par­ ties please leave message at: (802) 893-8877, G.R. Enterprise INC.

►housemates 1000s OF ROOMMATE LISTINGS ONLINE! Free to list, search and contact. www.ROOMMATESERVICE.com (AAN CAN) BURLINGTON: 1 room avail, in 2-bedroom apt. on S. Willard St. No smok­ ing/pets. Avail, immediate­ ly. $370/mo. + utils. Call Dan at 660-9967. BURLINGTON: 1 room avail, in beautiful 4-bed­ room Victorian. F grads./ young prof., only, nonsmokers. Hardwood floors, free laundry, parking. Close to UVM/downtown. $375/mo. + utils. Call 617-864-6844 BURLINGTON: Beautiful apt. near downtown. Very affordable. Healthy, com' fortable environment with 3 others. Start Sept. Contact SierraMelcher @hotmail.com with phone number. BURLINGTON: Cool, calm, clean, creative, non-smok­ ing. Avail. 9/1. $350/mo. + utils. Call Elvis at 660-8200. BURLINGTON: Join con­ scious; peaceful, 4-bed­ room home. Sunny room, hrdwd firs, no pets/tv, ex. location. $330/mo. + utils. Call 660-9092. BURLINGTON: Looking for a non-smoking grad, stu­ dent to share 3-bedroom apt. located at 406 North St. Off-street parking, W/D, small garage. $400/mo. utils. Call Alexis at 863-5510.

BURLINGTON: Looking for one prof./grad, student, to share nice 2-bedroom apt. 3 blocks from UVM. Avail 8/28. $550/mo., heat included. Call 860-6797. BURLINGTON: M/F to share 2-bedrOom house in Old North End. Responsible prof./grad stu­ dent. Avail, now. $300/mo. + 1/2 util. Call 865-8071. BURLINGTON: Shared condo at 68A S. Willard St., located between Church St. & University. 1 large furnished room, 1-1/2 BA, W/D, parking. Prefer F prof./grad. No pets. Avail. 9/7. $400/mo. 660-7172. BURLINGTON: Small bed­ room in 6-bedroom house •off North St. $250/mo. + utils. Call David at 862- ^ 4078 evenings, 865-4814 X 207 days. CHITTENDEN COUNTY: Are you a caring person tired of high rents? We have elder home providers who charge low/no rent in exchange for a few hours of weekly household work and friendly company. Call Project Home at 863-5625. EHO. COLCHESTER: Seeking prof. F to share spacious 2<bedroom townhouse near lake in Mallets Bay. Garage & basement avail, for stor­ age. Must like pets. Avail. 9/1. $625/mo. + utils. Call Jen at 864-1758 x 6469 COLCHESTER: Share 2bedroom townhouse, end unit, W/D, parking. $125/wk includes utils. Call 872-9257, after 5:30 p.m. ESSEX JUNCTION: Non­ smoking M/F to share 3bdrm. W/D on site. Must like cats. No additional pets. Large yard, garden and porch. $333/month + util. Call 288-1588. JONESVILLE: Responsible roommate wanted to share nice, big, 3-bedroom apt. Avail. Sept 1 or now. $320/mo. + 1/3 utils. Call 434-2865. S. BURLINGTON: 1-bed­ room in a quiet 2-bedroom condo. For more informa­ tion call 863-5899. S. BURLINGTON: Minutes to downtown, quiet, lake­ side community, 1+ bed­ room, prof, or grad./med. student. $500/mo. includes all. Call 660-3931, Iv msg. SOUTH HERO: Nice, sunny room in 1820's farmhouse, convenient to Burlington. $400/mo. + 1/2 utils. Call 372-5127. UNDERHILL: Young prof, couple w/3-bedroom house looking to rent one bed­ room. Quiet, country loca­ tion, 30 min. to Burlington. $400/mo. includes everything but long distance. Call 899-4115 and ask for Dave, Iv msg. WILLISTON: Needed IMMEDIATELY. 2-bdrm apt. MUST be clean, in quiet area for myself (responsible 29 y.o. F, non-smoker/partier) and my 6 y.o. daughter. Must allow my well behaved, quiet dog and my cats. My budget is approx. $700/mo. PLEASE call me @ (802) 238-5077. WINOOSKI: Male looking for active, non-smoking, prof./grad to share sunny 2-bedroom. Yard, quiet, bedroom and extra room. $475/mo. + utils. Call 655-6398. WINOOSKI: Three healthoriented, 30 plus, mature, prof, women seek house­ mate for beautiful 5-bedroom home. No cats, dog . possible. $400/mo. + 1/4 utils. Call 655-5903.

► entertainment WHEN YOU CARE enough to have the “very” best. New England Exclusive Escorts is your ticket to ultimate fantasy, alexandrews3@excite.com or phone 888-870-0232.

►dating svcs. COMPATIBLES: Would you like to be in love again? We’ve introduced thou­ sands of singles who wouldn’t have met any other way. We can connect you too. 872-8500, Williston. www.compatibles.com.

SINGLES CONNECTION: Professional and intelligent dating network for singles. Bi-directional matching. Lifetime memberships. Please call (800) 7753090 or www.nesingles.com. Helping you get connected.

►computer services MAC TRAINING & REPAIR: 15 yrs. experience. Creative problem solver. Training on press-ready file preparation, network-build­ ing, file storage, Photoshop, Quark, ICC pro­ filing, PDF workflows, and much more. Call Steve Bergman, 24/7 at 878-3636.

► professional services NEED A BREAK? Home Cleaning Service at a rea­ sonable cost. Sit back, relax and pick up the phone, Carolyn 860-1315 or 350-4672. TUTOR AVAILABLE for grade school thru basic college courses. Some experience with learning disabilities. Flex schedul­ ing, flex location. $ 15/hr 865-4540. Ask for Brie.

► misc. ■ ■' ■. services HANDYGUY seeks odd jobs. Painting, carpentry, lifting, hauling, anything. No job too small. Reasonable hourly rates. Within 30 miles of Burlington please. Leave message @ 603-860-6023. LAWN & GARDEN: Estate stone walls. Elegant and enduring patios & walk­ ways. Design and install. Call 802-865-1035.

► moving services GREEN MOUNTAIN MOV­ ING & Delivery and truck­ ing. Pickups & drop-offs welcome. 660-9817.

►wedding services CEREMONIES of the Heart: Weddings & Civil Unions. Creating the cere­ mony to fit your spiritual beliefs. Rev. M. Anne Clark, M.Ed., M.S.C., Interfaith Minister, also re­ commitment celebrations, baby-naming, funerals (802)879-1727.

► buy this stuff KENWOOD home theatre system. Dolby Digital, 400 watts, total power, 5 speak­ ers and sub, 1-year-old, original box. $200. Call Matt at 951-1782. WOLFF TANNING BEDS. Tan at home. Buy direct and SAVE! commercial/ home units from $199. Low monthly payments. Free color catalog. Cal! TODAY 1-800-842-1310. www.np.etstan.com.

►sports equip. E-BIKE-2000 24-volt model. Peddle/ Electrichybrid bicycle. Used once. Great for college/downtown folks. Retails for $1000, asking $500. Call Aaron at 878-7679

^com puters NEED A NEW DELL Computer but have bad credit? We can help. We’ve helped thousands like you. Ask about our “Fresh Start” program. 800-477-9016 omcsolutions.com Code AN29. (AAN CAN)

►furniture BED: Black wrought iron

►daycare EXPERIENCED DAYCARE PROVIDER. 4 days a week. 4 years and younger, in my home. Call Kathleen Corbin at 865-9356.

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canopy, queen mattress, box, frame. Never opened, still in plastic. Cost $895, sell for $365. Call 655-0219. BED: King, extra thick, orthopedic piliow top, mat­ tress, box, frame, new in plastic. Cost $1250, sell $495. Cell 734-0788. BED: Queen, orthopedic, pillow top, mattress, box, frame. Brand new. Sacrifice $375. Call 655-0219, LAZY BOY SOFA w/fold out bed, fabric in perfect con­ dition, $100. Single bed, mattress and frame, excel­ lent condition, $50. 25" color TV, in perfect working cond., $40. Call Andy at 863-4340-, after 7 p.m.


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WATERBURY to IBM: I need a round-trip ride from Waterbury to Essex Jqt. I work from 7 am-7 pm. (40051) RICHMOND P&R to ST. MICHAEL’S COLL. I am hoping to share driving on my commute to work. My hours are 7:15 am-5 pm, M-Th. (3271) WINOOSKI to FAIRFIELD INN. I need a ride from Maple St. in Winooski to the Fairfield Inn. I work Tu., Th. & Sat. at 8 am. (40055) MORRISVILLE to ESSEX. I need a ride to IBM. I work from 7 pm-7 am. (40057)

BURLINGTON to ESSEX JCT. I am looking for a ride to Essex Junction Monday-Friday. My hours are 8:00am-5:00pm. (40085) S. BURLINGTON to ESSEX JCT. I am looking for a ride to IBM from S. Burlington. I work M-F, 8 am-4:30 pm. (40038) BURLINGTON to S. BURLINGTON. I am looking fora ride Mon., Tues., Fri., & Sat. I work from 9:30am 6:00pm. 40077. BURLINGTON to MILTON. I am looking for a ride to IBM Mon. Sun. My hours are 9:00am - 5:pm. (40079) BURLINGTON to COLCHESTER. I am looking for a ride to Colchester Monday-Friday. (40084)

ST. ALBANS to ESSEX I need a ride to IBM. I need to be to work between 7:30 am & 9:30 am. (40056)

BURLINGTON to MILTON or COLCHESTER. I am looking for a ride to Milton or Colchester from Burlington at 4:30 p.m. (40096)

BURLINGTON to MILTON. I am looking for a ride to Milton from Burlington during the day. My hours and days are flexible. (40087) S.BURLINGTON to BURLINGTON. I am looking for a ride to Main St. in Burlington from Green Tree in S. Burlington at 5 p.m. Mon.- Fri. (40088) WILLISTON to COLCHESTER. I am looking for a ride to Water Tower Hill in Colchester from Williston and back from 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. (40093) SHELBURNE to S. BURLINGTON. I am looking for a ride to Willsiton Rd in Burlington from Shelburne and back from 8 a.m. to 4 p.m. (40095)

AD ASTRA RECORDING. Where creativity, technology and experience come together. 3 key ingredients to a great session. Please visit our web­ site: www.adastrarecording.com. Relax, record, get the tracks. Call 872-8583. CALLIOPE MUSIC— Full repair service & restoration of all string instruments. Authorized warranty service: Fender, Guild, Martin, Taylor, Takamine. 20 yrs. exper. 202 Main St., Burl. 863-4613.

On Tuesday, September 4, 2001, the Burlington City Count il will fill vacancies on the following City Commissions/Boards:

Board of Assessors Term Expires 3/31/02 One Opening

PIPEDREAM RECORDS has a special offer! From now ‘til the end of the year only $ 15/hr for recording time at their Burlington studio. To make appointments call 657-3344.

Fence Viewers Term Expires 6/30/04 One Opening Board of Tax Appeals Term Expires 6/30/04 * One Opening

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BAND SEEKING LEAD VOCALIST & BASSIST (male or female). ORIGINAL classic rock/blues sound. Commitment to recording. Page 452-4108. EXPERIENCED, versatile bass player looking for working band. Call Scott at 872-9247.

4:00 p.m., Wednesday, August 29, 2001. Applicants must be nominated by a member of the City Council to be considered for a position; a list of Council members is also available at the Clerk/Treasurer’s Office. Please call the Clerk/Treasurer’s Office at 865-7136 for further informa­ tion.

SAX, KEYS, DRUMS/percussion sought by working acoustic player. Original music. Improv and experience a must. Call Ben at 660-9177.

►music instruction ' * 5 HARP LESSONS: Harpist Rebecca Hampden is accept­ ing new students in Burlington and Central VT areas for lever or pedal harp. All ages, beginners welcome. 802-223-2492. harpden@hotmail.com.

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BURLINGTON to S. BURLINGTON. I need a ride to Sears at the University Mall. I work Sun.-Sat. from 6 am-2 pm. (40058)

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MANDOLIN: Lead, back-up, vocal accompaniment, music theory. All ages/levels. Tenor Banjo/lrish Bouzouki/guitar instruction also available. Brian Perkins (Atlantic Crossing, Celtic College) 660-9491.

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(Mar. 21-Apr. 19): Cut out the following testimonial, Aries. Photocopy it 50 times and hand it to anyone who’s a position to advance your Grand Experiment. Dear Big Shot: It is with unabashed glee that I recommend this hot-blooded self-starter for the jobs o f alligator-wrestler, fireeater, icon-smasher, fun-generator, or CEM (C hief Executive Maverick). Due to a benevolent conspiracy o f astrologi­ cal influences, this uncanny innovator is currently oozing courage, nerve and a what-the-hell, try-anything-once, hold­ nothing-back feistiness. I f there’s a task you’re too timid to try yourself assign it to this go-for-broke pioneer.

TAU R U S

(Apr. 20-May 20): I sought out prophecies from a Siberian shaman and a Yaqui bruja and the reincarnated wizard from Atlantis who hangs out in front of the local post office. Amazingly, they all foresaw the same upcoming events: an earthquake in Turkey, Calvin Klein’s arrival in Tajikistan, a new nickname for George W. Bush (“Taliban o f the Environment”) and, last but not least, revolution in Taurus’ love life. All the sages I con­ sulted are given to hyperbole, of course, so I’m not sure you should start planning quite yet for candle­ light dinners with long-stemmed roses and Molotov cocktails. But just in case they’re right, why not spruce up your approach to evoking passion in members of your favorite gender?

GEM INI

(May 21-June 20): Just in time for the happy occasion of you coming down to earth, I’ve devel­ oped a new form of meditation called muditation. The absolutely best way to do it is to meander over to a place where there’s a plentiful source o f rich id; D©€your clotfe«Sr threw«^»u[ self in and roll around. Keep sloshing until you’re purged o f your urges to make too much sense and filled with visions of very practical actions you can take to fulfill your dreams. Also recommended: Chant the mantra “Goo is life!” If this is too extreme for

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C ANCER

(June 21-July 22): In this week’s adventures in chem­ istry, rash and passionate reds will mix it up with cool and funky blues. Rolling thunder in your soul will either harmonize or clash with the hum o f your heavy mental machin­ ery. Your best animalistic hormones will begin swirling through you about the same time your control mecha­ nisms kick into high gear. The result? Worst-case scenario: You act like a beastly bureaucrat. Best-case scenario: You become a sexy, disciplined cata­ lyst.

LEO

(July 23-Aug. 22): I’m quite proud of my airline barf bag collec­ tion. Having traveled more than 35,000 miles in the last 15 months, I’ve snagged 37 varieties. Admittedly, most o f them are undistinguished, being little more than unmarked white cqntainers with meek designs. One model stands out above all the rest, however. The gourmet bag offered by the tiny Chiavare airline in Italy is decorated with a robust Salvador Dali-esque logo of a cobra coiled around a tower of clocks. I keep it in a prominent place on my mantel as a symbol of artistry and flair in a field where imagination is virtually nil. I urge you to procure a comparable talisman this week, Leo. It should embody your commitment ijnst bland mediocrity as you express your idiosyncratic genius.

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LIBRA

(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): As a veteran psychonaut who has, without resorting to drugs, explored hundreds of altered states of consciousness in the last 15 years, I believe the follow­ ing assertion has great credibility: It’s not so terrible to lose your mind (at least temporarily). What’s bad is not capitalizing on it, like by escaping the stunted realities that caused you to lose your mind in the first place; or by exploring surprising emotions that may lead you to the roots o f your future superpowers; or by narrating your life story into a beat-up tape recorder as you sprawl on the floor in a pool of your own tears and then selling the whole beautiful mess to a Hollywood screenwriter. P.S. To be frank, neither sanity nor insanity are all they’re cracked up to be. I prefer postsanity myself. Care to join me?

SCORPIO

(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): By no mqms do I listen to all the voices in my head. Some have hidden agendas they’re expert at dis­ guising, and others are too influenced by my irrational fears to be trusted. There is, however, a certain inner voice that never fails me. It sounds like a woman in her forties. I can hear her only if I turn down the vol­ ume o f the mass media echoing in my brain, and only if I am clear that what was true for me in the past may no longer be true now. As I woke up this morning, this cagey sibyl spoke.

“Tell Scorpios,” she murmured, “that it’s an excellent time to tune in to the soft-spoken voice in their heads that gives advice about how to gain power over themselves, not over other peo­ ple.”

SAGITTARIUS

(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): I predict that in the next four weeks, your supposed “trag­ ic flaw” will lose fully one-third o f its power to sabotage you. Your skill at distinguishing between authentic truth-telling and flowery bullshit will be growing at a rapid rate. Your vices will become both more interesting and forgivable. You’ll develop a perky willingness to do the half-right thing when it’s downright impossible to do the totally right thing. Finally, you will steadily expand your capacity to receive nourishing surprises. I only hope, Sagittarius, that you can deal with such absurd abundance.

CAPRICORN

(Dec. 22Jan. 19): In another 2100 years, the Age of Capricorn will begin. If you’ve been able to prolong your life through nanotechnology and immor­ tality drugs, you’ll feel perfectly at home in the world at that time. In the meantime, though, you should maybe get acclimated to the peculiar institutions o f the Age of Aquarius. Let’s start with channeling. In your case, it would be a mistake to try to access, say, a 10,000-year old warrior from the 13th dimension. So let’s go with something earthier. Try channel­ ing in the spirits of Captain James Cook and Ferdinand Magellan. They might inspire you to take maximum'y advantage of all the exploratory ener­ gy that’ll be available to you in the coming weeks.

AQU ARIU S

(Jan. 20-Feb. 18): The divine omens decree that something resembling a wedding

should now take place in your life. This doesn’t necessarily mean a trip to the altar. You Jcould just as well marry your fortunes to a new business part­ nership or a good long-term gamble or a stuffed animal you’ll really be able to rely on. The gods ask only that you commit yourself to a union that’s more dynamic and disciplined than you’ve ever been able to pull off.

PISCES

(Feb. 19-Mar. 20): For years I’ve made regular trips on Highway 101 in my home county of Marin, California. As familiar as this corridor is, there’s one landmark in the town o f Larkspur that never fails to pique my love o f mystery. It’s a small drawbridge over a lagoon about a hundred yards east o f the road. What makes it unusual is that the movable section of the span is always pointed straight up. Never once have I seen any traffic pass over it. And yet in my dream last night, the impossi­ ble had happened: The two sections o f the Larkspur bridge were connect­ ed. What’s more, seven o f my best Piscean friends were striding tri­ umphantly across it. I believe this is a prophecy concerning your imminent future: A passage has opened up between two parts o f your life that have never before been linked. You can c a ll Rob Broaony, day o r night fo r y o u r

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CERTIFIABLYQUIRKYF, 40. WARMS TO mind-bending & meaningful communion w/other welcoming, compassionate mortals. Life experience helpful. Friendship, silliness, absence of pretense 81 a big heart funda­ mental. 6906

HI THERE. I’MLOOKINGFORSOMEONE TO explore the outdoors with. I enjoy camping, hiking 8> rollerblading. I am an avid motorcy­ cle-rider. The winter is time for snowmobiling, xc-skiing & snowshoeing. 2954

AREYOU45-53, PWM, FIT, CONFIDENT, outgoing 81 fun? Intrigued by a spontaneous, fun, attractive, petite, classy, wild & crazy, 81 definitely unique DWPF? Call. 2950

SWF, BLONDE/BLUE, ACTIVE, ATTRACTIVE, 45. Looking for life partner. I enjoy art (high brow & low brow), philosophy, politics, ideas, friends, places; have home, cat, gar­ den & love travel. 7323

LALA! WHATTHE FRENCH KNOWABOUT

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AREYOU READYFOR PURE PLEASURE? DWPF, 27. ISO attractive, fun, strong, sensu­ al M for dining, dancing and...? All calls answered. 7229

Balance is equal weights. Self-image is a mirror. Got what it takes? Love, money, sen­ sitivity, compatibility, arts, entertainment, laughter, individuality, space- nutshell. 2942

HIP, EDUCATED, 33 YO MOTHER OF ONE.

“SEXINTHE CITY” SEEKS TONYSOPRANO.

sexy fun! Tres belle, late 30s, strawberry blonde. ISO younger, witty, buff, handsome hipster who likes to laugh, etc., naked. 2948

MEN FROMMARS, WOMEN FROMVENUS.

Friends first. Please call for details be you 25 or 4osomething. No Fraziers. 2933

44, 5’10”,178, CLEAN-CUT, ATHLETIC. WORN many hats, settled into a desk now. Would like to meet a woman who is in shape, apo­ litical, happy 81 nice. 7427

SUCCESSFUL, S FATHER/ENTREPRENEURIAL businessman seeks friend, lover, playmate, soulmate, business partner, companion. Must be intellectually, emotionally, spiritually, ethically, passionately equal. 7368

FRIENDSHIP FIRST! HUMOROUS, FIT, ACTIVE, college educated, financially secure, SWPM. ISO SWF, 33-44, to share gourmet cooking, lake swimming, hiking, motorcycling, mean­ ingful conversation, love letters & possible LTR. 7367_________________ ______________

ATTRACTIVE, RESPONSIBLE, AFFECTIONATE, athletic, musical, dog lover, house, view, SWM, 37. Enjoys: hiking, biking, camping, country music, dancing, Sun. drives, friends, laughter. ISO SWF, 28-39, attractive, respon­ sible, fun, friendship, maybe more. 7366

MID40s, HUSKYBUILD, SWM, NOT obsessed with sex, I like other things, too. Dinning, dancing, sightseeing, a good book, board games, using my mind. ISO SF who is interesting. 7359

HOLDING HANDS, SOULS ENTWINED! GAZING eyes, touching lips, shared respect, mutual adoration, simultaneous commitment, flow­ ers & love poems, dreaming of each other. You on a pedestal, us together!7357

& does laundry; enjoys outdoor actiivities, eclectic conversation over cocktails 81 appe­ tizers. ISO S/DF, 30-45, w/varied interests & a willingness to communicate. 7347

SEARCHING FORTHAT SPECIALSOMEONE.

the personals

SWM, 34 years young. 5 7 ”, 165, brown/blue, mustache. Enjoy dancing, cud­ dling, walking on moonlit beach on a warm night. ISO companion, 28-37, friends first, possible LTR. Please be honest & no head games. 7346

ip:;

PERSONALITY, STYLE, DIALOGUE, SPIRIT. Ancient wisdom, current discoveries. ISO savvy, intellectual, free-spirit/explorer w/hedonistic/sensual nature to merge mystic two w/everyday living for fun & growth.7345

DON’T MISS THE BOAT! The

SINGLES CRUISE

: COMEALONG &BE MYPARTYGIRL DWM,

is

* 40s, 5’9”, 150 lbs. ISO someone that is after | a good time. I’m in good condition & great ( to be with. 7344

th is F r i d a y ! N e e d m o r e

: ISO F, DARK-HAIRED BEAUTYWHO LOVES 2 massages, outdoors, relaxation, motorcycles. 2 Me: Great cook, new home, no rent, SWM, 1 40. ISO F, any age/race for an open-minded 2 friendshi|. 7339

info? L o o k to y o u r l e f t ...

DWPMISO FIT, ATTRACTIVE LADY, 40S-50S, for companionship 81 sharing. Like to dance, the outdoors, campfires, travel. Am honest, sincere & caring. Possible LTR. 7335 S/DWM, 41, GOOD-NATURED, EASY-GOING, fun-loving personality. Likes outdoor activi­ ties, dancing, romantic dinners, sunsets. ISO S/DWF, 30S-40S, for friendship, possible LTR. 7333 •

SWPF, 40, 5’2”, BR/BR, FULL-FIGURED, great sense of humor, love my friends, cooking, movies, reading, animals, skiing, swimming. Mod. weekend warrior in other sports. ISO one good man, 35-45. 7315

KISS MYTATTOO. KICKASS, FREAKYCHICK, 28, smart, enlightened & sexy. Might allow you to take me out to dinner if you’re inter­ esting, 28-34, love wine 81 worship me! 7305 ACTIVE, HEALTHY, ARTIST, INTELLIGENT, self-employed, outdoor woman, 53. ISO older, NS, kind, clean gentleman w/garden space in exchange for part-time home care, meal preparation &companionship. 7303 HAPPY, ACTIVE, AFFECTIONATE, 32 YO, P. Love hiking, mountain biking, kayaking, ski­ ing, skating, art, cooking, music, gardening, exploring & silly fun. ISO someone for spon­ taneous adventure, friendship, laughter & more. 7^02

getic 81 more than financially secure. ISO model-quality SWF, 30-40. Must be intelli­ gent, educated & employed. Social workers need not apply/not welcome. 7429

MID-CAREER PACINO, NSDP, COOKS, CLEANS

ISO M w/kind heart, liberal views, curious mind, hiking boots, tennis racket, 2-person kayak, snowshoes, hammer, books, sense of adventure & gourmet palate (or some of the above). 7319

working, outdoors, etc. Independent, honest, sincere, intimate, affectionate. ISO sincere, honest, handsome SWM, 40S-50S.7310

SWM, 40, BRILLIANT, HANDSOME, ENER-

FAVORME! GENTLE, ALLURING, EDUCATED

ATTRACTIVE, YOUNG-SPIRITED, 47 YO F.

ARTISTICSWF, ENJOYS MUSIC, ART, WOOD-

guy, athletic, grounded, sexy, spiritual. Likes kayaking, hiking, jazz/blues, cooking, travel, skiing, music. ISO sane but funky F, success­ ful 8L happy in her work. 7430

SWM. Favors quiescence over commotion, simplicity over “the wild life”. Seeking slen­ der, attractive, unassuming NS, SWF, 37-46, to share intimacy. 7365

BUDDHIST PHILOSOPHY, ENDURANCE sports: Upbeat, intelligent PF, 42 seeks very fit, playful M w/wit & wisdom. Hiking, bik­ ing, running, sea kayaking, gardening, yoga, nature, awe, respect, depth, abundance, mindfulness. 7322

chicks who like to just chill out, listen to great music 81 go for walks while talking about the amazing book you just read? 7435_____________________________________

humor. ISO Mr. Right Now, 25-32, to carry me off on his motorcycle. Open-mind, sense of humor a must. Bad boys a +. 2949

CANI, ASWF, 29, SHARE THESE INTERESTS w/you, a SWPM, 30+, NS, ND, NA: Music, theater, films, TV, chocolate, coffee, books, travel, humor, most things British? 7341

GIMMEEABREAK! WHEREAREALLTHE

ATTRACTIVE, SLENDER, 32, GOOD SENSE OF

gant sensual, petite, fit, P, curious, funny, fun. Loves healthy living & outdoors. 54, emotionally available. You: Playful, princi­ pled, outgoing, mischievous, attractive, bright, passionate, curious, available. 7234

ISO not too tall companion, 30-45, for shar­ ing good films, food & the occasional big city fix. 2956

m en Aeekinq wom en

SWM, 41, ENERGETIC, FUN &ATTRACTIVE

CHEERFULWiWF, 49, GENEROUSLYCON-

A=Asian, B=Black, Bi=Bisexual, C=Christian, CU=Couple, D=Divorced, F=Female, G=Gay, H=Hispanic, tSO=in Search Of, J=Jewish, LTR=Long-Term Relationship, M=Male, Ma=Married, ND=No Drugs, NS=Non-Smoking, NA=No A 1 cohol, P=Professional, S=Single, TS=Transsexual, W=White, Wi=Widowed, YO=Years Old

YOUSHOULD CHECKTHIS AD. DWM, 40s, SWF, 37, BLONDE/BLUE. INSEARCH OF PSWM for friendship &possibly more. Interests: Downhill &water skiing, swim­ ming, hiking 81 camping. Must be attractive, honest &have a positive attitude. 7228 SWF, 28, ATTRACTIVE, FUNNY, OUTGOING. Looking for her 28-35 YOsnowboarding Prince Charming/Fred Durst. For friendship/possible LTR. Enjoys hiking, danc­ ing, movies &kids. 7225 SWF, 31, SUBTLE RENEGADE, BLUESTOCKing, known for old-fashioned behavior, con­ ceptual adventure, sense of mischief. ISO soulful Mwho loves ideas, believes in kind­ ness. For quiet dinners, conversation, pefhaps more. 7224_________ 7_______ PRETTY, POLISH STUDENT, 24. ISO intelli­ gent, handsome Mmaybe to ct/ddle &have fun with during this summer 0^6911

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FLORIDAAREA. TAKEACHANCE. ATTRACTIVE SBPF, 45, 5’8”. Classy, honest, good sense of humor, enjoys outdoors. ISO WPMfor friendship first, possible LTR. Photo appreci­ ated. 2940 SWF, 30, MOTHEROF TWO. ISO HONEST M, 28-36, who enjoys dancing, dinning, movies, talking, walks on the beach. Please respond if interested. 2936 SWF, 40s, LOVES OUTDOORS, GARDENING& good conversation. Has friendly, quiet, spiri­ tual nature. ISO that special man who is easy-going 81 sincere to share interests. Possible LTR. 2927 TIME SWEETENED HONEY. SWF, 26 5*6”, 125, active Pisces svn, Libra rising, Gemini moon. ISO tall, strong, romantic gentleman. Hurts to love the worid so much. Smile with me? NS. 2926

5’n ”, 165 lbs. Fit, ambitious, healthy, goodlooking, ND, NS. Likes country, animats, walks, movies, outdoors, cuddling. Seeks attractive, fit, country girl. 7332

I ISOADVENTUROUS, OUTGOING, SF W/A * sense of humor. To experience mtn. biking, I skiing, good food &films, laughter & gener* al fun! SWM, 25, athletic, 6’2”, 195 lbs. 7330 : SWM, 40, WHO IS ASEVEN, WOULD LIKETO l be a nine or ten. ISO that special lady whd t could help me grow that far. Clean, discreet * &open-minded. 7329 : DREAMWEAVEW/ME. ADVENTUROUS, LATE l 20s, open-minded, internationally-sawy, US, l SWPM. ISO classy, honest but playful belle » femme for fun, friendship & courtship. 7326 : HAPPILYMARRIED (PART-TIME), VERYWELL l educated, kind Jewish man wants to meet l interesting attractive woman. Race, class, l age all are irrelevant. Let’s write our own l story! 7321 7S7

Or resp o n d t h e o ld -fa s h io n e d w a y : CALL THE NUMBER.

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Dear Lola, I have been married tor more than 20 years, and have never been unfaithful. Though I m aintain friendly rela­ tionships with many men, there has never been any­ thing in my behavior to suggest that my interest in any of them is roman­ tic, and none has ever misconstrued my inten­ tions — until now. A m ar­ ried man of cu r acquain­ tance has recently started sending me inappropriate e-m ail. His messages refer to instances when I have allegedly signaled an interest in more intimate relations, and suggest times and places when he would be willing to "satis­ fy ” my ”longings. ” Though I ’ve told him he’s cut of line, he persists. I ’m terri­ fied that one of cur spouses w ill see one of his messages and jum p to conclusions. What to do? Pursued in Pantcn Dear Pursued, Tell your unwanted suitor immediately that if he doesn’t stop bothering you, you w ill tell both your spouses what he’s been up to, and if he con­ tinues to persist, follow through. There’s no rea­ son why you should have to put up with this sort of nonsense.

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Reach cut to tela e / c O T ttp o .to iify 255 s, taptoin Street,

Buriinstcn, VT05402

$l.99/mfn. m ust be 18+

august 22, 2001

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m m AQ&kinq women co n id CLINICALLYDEPRESSED, MID-40S SWMW/ low self-image, emotional maturity of a 16 YO boy. ISO intelligent, athletic, self-actual­ ized, much younger woman to make life worth living. 7320_________________________

DHARMABUM, 40s, GOOD-LOOKING, KIND heart, radical mind. Into health, healing arts, high mountains. Lover of wild places, fine things, naked truths. ISO F 28-42, spirited, creative, attractive. 7314

SHE’S OUT THERE: ELEGANT, WARM, FUN, fit, petite, loves nature & healthy living, 3949ish. Me: DWPM, good-looking, principled, outgoing, mischievous & passionate. Enjoy culture, health, nature, fun. Zest for life & emotionally available. 7312

WAITING FORTHAT FWHO RISES ABOVE the pack of pretty faces, can feel a real con­ nection & is ready to let the adventure begin. SWPM seeks-lovely SWF, 26-36. 7311

JUST RUNNINGAWAYFROMITALL. RUNNER, free-spirit, 5’9", 170. Loves nature, hiking, photography, children, carpentry, folk guitar, philosophy, books, writing. ISO kind, friendly F to share life’s moments with. 7308_______

EXCEEDINGLYYOUNG35 YO. NS, ND, HANDsome, athletic, self-employed, successful adventurer ISO playmate. Must be a fit, ath­ letic, no excuse-using, self-considered “hottie”, 20-40. 7261

CANYOUWALKWELL? CANYOU RUN WELL? Can you talk well? Can you dance well? Drive well? Look well? Some might say that sounds like a pretty deep well. Undaunted, you reply, my well overflow. Inspiring 27 YO P, ISO romantic individual. 7256 ______

ATTRACTIVE, RESPONSIBLE, AFFECTIONATE, athletic, musical, dog lover, house, view, 37, SWM. Enjoys hiking, biking, camping, coun­ try music, dancing, Sun. drives, friends, laughter. ISO SWF, 29-39, attractive, respon­ sible, fun, for friendship, maybe more. 7253

SWPM, 35, 6’, ATHLETIC81ATTRACTIVE. ISO active F who enjoys dinner, dancing & romance. 7248

1950s MODEL: BUILTTO LAST. RUNS GREAT, look’s great, a few nicks and dents. Very reliable. 7240

SM, 45, 6’, SLIM. LIKES ECOLOGY, COOKING, many forms of music(pianist), art(painter), organic gardening. Headed south Nov.April. Hilltop, off-grid, East Central VT, ISO F, 31-48, 7239________________ ______________

DWM, 36, 6’2”, 175, BRN./BRN. ATHLETIC active, attractive. Three earrings, one tattoo, slightly geeky. You: Thin, active, attractive, NS, WF, 5’2”-5’iO”, 19-29. 7235

DAYDREAMINGWRITER. OBSESSIVE, LOVable, athletic, 42. Prefer unconventional women who don’t ignore, but work through their problems in life. ISO attractive, expres­ sive, self-aware, emotionally available F capable of deep intimacy. 7233 * ______ _

BAJD, INTO HEADGAMES, LABELS. SEEKS indiscreet, disease-ridden, smokers & drinkers devoid of humor. I’m 5*3”, 238 lbs., bald w/hairy back & shoulders. ISO LTR. No BiFs. 7226

HIKE, BIKE, SKI, TOUR, RELAX. UVMGRAD, 48 (sic), 5’9”, nice-looking, healthy, fit. Time flexible. Seeks fit, PC F interested in any of above. 7223

CREATIVE, ATTRACTIVE, FIT, LEFTIST DWM. NS, 40’s, good lover, dancer, father. ISO fun, attractive, compassionate, creative, playful NSF to dance, explore, love. Into photogra­ phy, outdoors, Vermont, dogs, friends, going deeper. 7218

don’t want a charge on your phone bill? call 1-8 0 0-710-8 727 and use your credit card. 24 hours a day! $1.99 a minute, must be 18+.

SWPM, 30, ATTRACTIVE, ATHLETICVERY

I’MNOTYOURAVERAGE FELLOW. I’VE HAD

honest & respectful. I enjoy: Hiking, pad­ dling, snowboarding, snuggling & frequent trips to the Flynn. ISO an honest, fit & emo­ tionally mature F. 7217

broad life experiences, travel, marvelous career, substantial financial success. Goodlooking, late 50s, gentleman widower. I want to meet a nice person who might consider sharing my active, interesting lifestyle. 2931

SWPM, ATTRACTIVE, ATHLETIC 4 3 -

QUIET, SENSITIVE, NURTURINGSM, 34.

Passionate & calm about life, endeavors, friends. Liberal, bright, funny, musical. ISO NS/ND partner w/whom to share, love, explore life. Would like a children?). 7216

Likes hiking, cooking, travel, classical music, yoga, giving massages. ISO happy, younger SF w/similar interests/qualities. Friendship first w/possible LTR. 2930

HAPPYM, NS, LITE DRINKER, EARLY50s.

ISO F, 18-30, fit & attractive, to have tots of fun. I like canoeing, mtn. biking, hiking, camping & other cool stuff. You? 2929

INMY50s, BUT INGREATSHAPE FORANY

NEWTO BURLINGTON: ATHLETIC, FRIENDLY

age. Looking for adult fun. Age/race not important. Dinner, dancing. Not looking for LTR, just some fun. 7211___________________

SWM, 39, NS, ND, honest. ISO younger SWF for friendship or more. Enjoy nature, sun­ sets, all seasons, all activities (run, bike, kayak, hike). Let’s talk. 2925

I’MA DECENT, NICE, FUN, ATTRACTIVE, 45 YO guy. I would like to meet a nice lady. I’m kind, old-fashioned, gentle, caring, willing to commit, love dancing. 7206

INMYFIFTIES, BUTINGREATSHAPE FOR

SWM, 42, ENJOYS SIMPLE THINGS IN LIFE: Conversation, walks, sense of humor, movies, the beach, mountains, music, flow­ ers, plants & more. ISO WF for fun, friendship, possible LTR. 7202 _______________

DWM, 48, ISO NS, RUBENESQUE F. EARLY riser, traditional, organized, warm, nurturing, honest, emotionally healthy, giving, spiritual, gentle. Who believes her man is #1 & likes sharing, romance & nesting. 7201

SWM, BLUE EYES. ISOAWARM, GENTLE, understanding woman in her 40s or 50s. I weigh 160 lbs., like dancing, movies, and walks. 2783

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MANSEEKS ONE WOMANTO FORMPRIVATE herpes support group. Kindness, alternative­ ness, gratefulness, foolish simplicity. Must be interested in sharing some time with young daughter. North by northeast VT.7197

NEED NO REPLY, JUST STOP BY. WHERETHE

ISO a F who believes in honesty & who is average huilt. I enjoy fishing, camping & cuddling. Take a chance with me. 6905

type guys who aren’t obviously gay. I’m 41, 5’n ”, 170, med. build, good looks & shape. Not a lot of experience, like most things but have limits. I like men that act like men & not too heavy. 7426

GWM, 29, BROWN HAIR/EYES. ISO YOUNG,

important), slim med, build, straight-acting. Me: Late 30s, into road trips & camping. Discreet fun. Dk. brown/hazel, 6’, likes dogs. College students encouraged. 7343

SM, HEALTHY, FITNESS-MINDED, 40. ONLY interested in meeting older, 45-70, stocky, masculine, Ma or D, 215-270 lbs., potbellied, balding farmers. Truckers a plus. 7336

__________ GOOD-LOOKING 37 YOTOP. INSHAPE, ISO 7328

JADED, CYNICAL LAWYER, 39, FIT, EMOTIONally stable & financially secure. ISO intelli­ gent SF, 30-45, NS, fordebate, dining, travel & who knows? No poseurs, drama queens or social workers. 2955

MOONLIGHT FEELS RIGHT, SO LETS GET together tonight. SWPM, 45, seeks starryeyed SWF. The wind to blow magic our way. You wink 81 soulmates are okay. 2945

23-40 YO M for regular man-to-man. Must be attractive, in shape, D/D free & discreet. 7307_____________________________________

PUNISHME! GWM, 36, 6’, 180, HANDSOME, masculine. Craves servicing dominant men, 20-45. Into fetishes, S&M, B&D, humiliation, restraints, bare ass beatings. 7304

ISO MANWEIGHING 250-400 LBS. FOR

LOVE COMES INALLSHAPES & SIZES. Strong silent type, hopelessly romantic, eter­ nally optimistic, still in search of the right fit. No tobacco, not into crowds. Active, happy, outdoor type too! 2937

7360 Dog Team Rd„ Middlebury 388-7651

*SF for fun 81 exciting time. Discretion 'assured & expected. Afternoon romance “never hurt anyone. Call me &. I’ll take care ; of you over 8t over again! 7237

w/sweat. You are filthy, dirty. Muscles rockhard & you need private, hot, man-to-man contact with 5’9”, 175 lb., 40 YO BiMaM.

woman for our top employee on Middlebury farm. 40 YO, 5 ’9”, 190 lbs., handsome, good-hearted, honest. Come join our farm family! 6561

>D«ILY

; ATTRACTIVE MaWMISO MaF, ORATTACHED

THE HAIR ONYOUR CHEST IS DRIPPING

DAIRYFARMER/EMPLOYER ISOAGOOD

and a $25 gift certificate to

Fairly new to the scene. ISO guys for friend­ ship & fun, hopefully more. You have a life, friends, interests & are willing to travel.2957

GWMISO18-34 YOG/BiM(RACE NOT

I AM51, VERYGOODSHAPE FOR MYAGE &

used • closeout • new 191 Bank St., Burlington 860-0190

SPGWM, 37, 5’5”, 140, FIT. INSATIABLE TOP.

masculine, hairy-chested guy, 19-25. Only for discreet fun times. Discretion assured. Bicurious guys welcome. 7361

Wave/Art Chick/Big City Girl, 35-45, sought by minimalist, esoteric, eclectic 40something SWM. 6909_______________________________

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SGF, 25, BLUE EYES, 57”. MOUNTAIN GIRL

SPMISOAGUY’S GUY. REGULAR EVERYDAY-

day is long. SWPM, 41, 6’, 160 lbs. Attract­ ive, lanky beau seeks winsome companion inclined to explore length & breadth of land & sea. 7196

EVERYTHING’S GONE GREEN: 1980s NEW

ISO LIPSTICK DYKE OR Bi-CURIOUS MaF FOR LOTS OF FUN. I PROMISE YOU WON’T BE SORRY. DON’T HESITATE. DISCRETION A MUST. I’M WAITING.

who loves hiking, music, laughing, cuddling & the magic of love. You: Free-spirited, hon­ est & loves adventure. 7309

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HEART BIGAS ALLOUTDOORS, HONEST AS

LETS NOT BEATAROUNDTHE BUSH &GET

Hiker's Guide to VT from

lipstick dyke or Bi-curious MaF for lots of fun. I promise you won’t be sorry. Don’t hes­ itate. Discretion a must. I’m waiting. 7360

DESIRE FOR FIREI DWM, YOUNG39. SMOK-

to the point. SWM, mid 40’s seeks gal, 3550 for HMMM? 6913

ME: MaF, 39, SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED.

ME: MaF, 39,'SEXUALLYFRUSTRATED. ISO

er. Good looks & build. ISO slender F, 28-44, who’s cool, fun to be with. Must enjoy togetherness, classic rock, the sun, water, intimacy & passion.7200

S. Burlington mall buildings are blue, I will meet you. Think music. M, 60, ISO SF, NS, for friendship. Vegetarian. 7192

age. ISO adult fun. Age or race unimportant. Dinner, dancing. Not looking for LTR, just some fun. 2920

ONTHE FENCE. SBi-CURIOUS M, 30, 6’, 190. Attractive, not sure which side I’m on. ISO similar males, 18-35, for whatever. Discretion a must. No mail. 2938

GWM, TOP. ISO BOTTOMBOY, 18-23, SLIM to med. build. Me: 30s, 6’i ”, husky, shaved head, straight-acting. You: In need of spank­ ing (respect limits), verbal abuse & good times. 2934

*ATTRACTIVE, WPCU, 30s, STRAIGHT M, FIT. ‘ ISO SWM. Must be attractive, in-shape & ;very well-endowed for her enjoyment. Must l be D/D-free. 7207

*SEARCHING FORANATTRACTIVEYOUNG F, ; 18-30, to help us in making an adult video j for our private viewing. I’m 5 7 ”, 130 lbs., >26 YO, he’s 5’4”, 37 YO.7203

«SPANKING BUDDYWANTED. GOOD-LOOKING

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DOMINANT MISO Bi/Bi-CURIOUS WF TO ■ reward submissive WF. He: Imaginative, ■ respectful. She: 30 YO vixen, excited, fearful. We: Loving MaPCu, like to party. You: Young, beautiful, inexperienced, intrepid. 7417

SOMETHING NEW. WCU ISO BiF OR CUWITH BiF to experience new, exotic pleasures. If interested, tell us your fantasy. 7362

LOOKING FOR DISCREET FUN! M, 22, 6’,

»WM, late 30s, good shape. Likes receiving >81/or giving bare-ass spankings. Hand, pad« die, strap. Limits respected or expanded. <Group scenes a plus. 7199

[AREYOUAPAGAN, POLYAMOROUS, BiF >who’s tired of having to explain your ! lifestyle to potential mates? I’m a Pagan, » polyamorous, BiM ISO kindred spirits to >make wonderful magic together. 7198

iWMaCU ISO OTHER MaCU30-40, FORADULT

straight,brown/blue, 180 lbs. ISO attractive F, 21-40. Bi encouraged, but not a must. 7340

’ erotic fun. D/D free. Must be discreet! Do .you have 2 women fantasies, foursome ’ desires? Live out your fantasies! 6914

SEXUALLYUNFULFILLED. EXPLORE THE

; CU, HERE FORSUMMER. 38 & 43, VERY

erotic feeling of suspension & massage. ISO F, any age/race, for LTR. No strings attached. Curious, playful, happy SWM, 40. Likes gar­ dens, motorcycles, letters. 7338

attractive, very fit, fun, imaginative, upscale. ; Like hiking, biking, sailing, dining, indoor ! activities. ISO others for summer fun. 6894

BABY,CANYOU DRIVE MYCAR? WELL,

; Immortalist community in Burlington area. ; Please reply. 2935

yours anyway. Looking for a driver to help me put things in storage. Or, if you’re feeling adventurous, drag stuff to the West coast for slow camp out exploration of America. Can pay gas $, either way. 7325

WMaCU, ISO BiF TO COMPLETE OUR THREE-

friendship & more. I’m a handsome, 6’2 ”, 230 lb. chubby chaser. Don’t let my 59 years deter you. 7262

some & wife’s fantasies. We are both tall, slender 81 attractive. BiF needs to be D/D free, discreet 8. just want to have a fun time. 7251

LIKES ‘EMSKINNY. 47 YOGWM, 5’9”, 170

ATTRACTIVE MaWCU, 30s, ISO BiF FOR

lbs., masculine. ISO skinny, smooth, GWM, under 40, for friendship & more. Asians also welcome.7258

erotic pleasure. Discreet, D/D free, looking to meet for dinner, dancing & having a fun time. No strings or head games. Call us, you won’t regret doing so. 7238

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Personal of the Week receives a gift certificate for a FREE Day

SWM, 26 YO, 6’2”, FIT, ATTRACTIVE &SEXY.

Love the outdoors, skiing, hiking, biking, kayaking. Looking for LTR w/same interests. Age not important, just attitude. 7212

; FASCINATED FOLLOWER SEEKINGTO JOIN i I WANTTO FULFILL MYFANTASIES FOR ; erotic rendezvous w/F who would enjoy the ; same. No strings, just pleasure. PMaWM, 48. ; Fit & good-looking. Let’s play together. 2923

J ApJLj. ; DIRTYBLONDES WORLDTOUR 2001! ; Thanks to everyone who made it such a ; raging success... What’s next? The video ; game or the movie? 7440

; HEYBABRIAN, YOU’RE SOOOOO DREAMY!!! ; Kristen 7439

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to respond to a personal ad call 1-9 0 0 -370 -7127 we’re open 24 hours a day! i Apdj. ajnJtinju&d. WELCOME HOME COWGIRL! I’LLSTILL BE “sticking up for you even when I know you’re wrong.” Good luck in all you do. 7438

YOU: BLACKHAIR, VERMILIONSTREAKS, CAT

TO DANIELLE: YOUAREANEXCEPTIONALLY

BOLTONVALLEYFALLS, 8/5. YOU: INDIAN

7/21, METRONOME: MYPRINCE W/YOUR

eyed sunglasses & seen frequently sitting at Speeder’s w/a crowd of punksters & chain smokers. Me: In Oregon. Miss you, darlink. 7424_____________________________________

beautiful young lady. Our eyes meet ever so infrequently, but each time they do, there exists an undeniably strong chemistry. Last exchange Friday evening, 7/27. From the Ground Round, to Uno’s, to the Tavern, the mystery behind your eyes continues. I would be honored to be given the opportunity to solve it. Local Boy 7364

heritage w/boys. Me: Helping 2 infants. Boy played w/your tadpole container. Would like to meet you if unattached & interested.7337

gorgeous long blonde hair & Levi’s. You bought me a beer, then went off & did your thing. I was watching you watch me on the dance floor. Where have you been all of my life? 7313_________________________________

LES PAULA: I LOVEYOUR DIRTYFEET. Thanks for putting the smile back on my face & into my heart. You rocked my world & the boat... 7 4 2 3 _____________

TOALLMYBTOWNERS (YOUKNOWWHO you are): Thanks for the friendships, good times & general mayhem! I’ll miss you all in Cally! 7437 ________________________

TOTHE CUTE BARTENDERATTHE LINCOLN Inn: Hey sexy, do you do more than make great drinks? You know who... 7421

KRISTOPHER: LATELY, THOUGHTS OF THE time when we “two became one” have been haunting my dreams & I’m not sure why. How do I find out? -G. 7436

CACTUS PETE’S 8/7/01. YOU: HANDSOME, glasses & friends. Me: Goatee, tank & drink­ ing buddy. Couldn’t stop staring. What’s up with that?! 7419

SERGEANTTACITURNOF SHAKTI. MY HEART is heavy with love, in “all the words of mice and men, the saddest are it might have been.” Keep in touch my friend. -E 7433

RACING89 NORTH. YOURIDE? SKI RACKIN August? Maybe we could get lunch some other time? Me: Red SUV. Exit 12. 7418

NINASIMONE. MARVIN GAYE. VAN MORRI-

ANNABELLE: HAVEAGIMLET (ORACAIPER-

son. Sweaty skin licked by the wind. Sum­ mer! You’re a good guy Mr. C.C.! Don’t doubt it ever! Life is good! Miss Emma Lou. 7432

ina) with me at Smokejacks? Or perhaps just a tonic and lime. -D 7372__________________

TERRY. LLANDA. FREE & WONDERFUL. MUSIC 8! trees. I hope the sun comes through the pines. Thank you for your kindness, it will come back to you tenfold. Treehouse Emily. 7431______________________________________

JEDI KNIGHT, YOUR HONOR, KINDNESS, wisdom & love, have blessed me with your presence. 7e quiero. -Starseed737i_________

BRENDA@BOX945: GOTYOUR MESSAGE. Very disappointed, but I do understand & respect your feelings. A little scared myself. Please call if you change your mind. Ever intrigued, Paul. 7370_____________________

8/8: BORDERS. CUTE REDHEADCOMIC BOOK readin’ Lindsey. I gave you my card & bum­ bled on about comic books. Care to “bum­ ble” with me? Or talking is good, too. 7428

8/9/01: WE SHAREDAHELLO& ASMILE ON Pearl Street, & again by the Flynn. Could we run into each other again? Let’s share a meal. 7369

CRIKEY, CUTE BOI! DUNNOWHATTO SAY. I love it when you... 7425

IFYOULIKETHE LAKE, WRITE FOR HEAVEN’S sake. Travel, cooking, tennis too? I could be the one for you. ISO 45-60, financially secure, SPM w/humor to allure. Box 975

Seal your response in an envelope, write box # on the outside and place in another envelope with $5 for each response. Address to: PERSON TO PERSON c/o SEVEN DAYS, P.O. Box 1164, Burlington, VT 05402

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womsm Assdiinq mm but would love some pleasant companion­ ship for dancing, concerts, plays, coffee, pondering the meaning of life, laughs. Box 1010

SWF, 21, ENJOYS SWIMMING, TRAVELING,

dancing & conversation in Montpelier 8/4. On your next Burlington shopping trip, let’s talk. 7334_________________________________ are going to have a lot of love with our “twins”. What an experience to go through together! I love you, Shannon. 7331_________ •

PEARL’S 8/7. YOU: WHITE STRIPED SHIRT 81

8/5, BOLTON POTHOLES. I TOOKYOUR Pic­ ture, you took my heart. Please may we meet someday, somewhere. Mora, I dream of you. Play like a dog. 7358_________________

I’MNOTTHE LEAST BIT CRAZY, I’MJUSTA AUBUCHON HARDWARE, ESSEX, 8/10. YOU:

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INCARCERATEDSBM, 42, s ’io ”, 190 LBS. American Indian descent. Charming, humourous & sincere. iSO SF: warm-hearted, understanding, willing to establish friendship w/ the potential for LTR. Please include photo. Age/race irrelevant. Box 996_________ MATURE, INTELLIGENT, ATTRACTIVE, CLEAN

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, BiM, 49 (LOOKS 42), 5'8”, 150 LBS. (SLENder). ISO clean, slender (to 155) BiM, 22-35, disease free. For intimate fun & relationship. Can entertain. Reply quickly. Box 989_______

MaWF, Bi-CURIOUS, 36, BLK./BL., VERY attractive. Loves rollerblading, biking, skiing, working out. ISO SBiF or Bi-curious F to enjoy the above with & more. Box 1007

SHREW-TO-BE-TAMED DESIRED. SWM, 40s,

P, 50s, ISO LTR. SPORTS: BIKING, HIKING,

50s. Seeks similar F, 40-55, for social & pas­ sionate adventures w/LTR a possibility. Box 1009_________________________________

seeks to befriend lithesome, playful NS F with lifelong spanking fantasies. Box 974

SWM, 41, ISOSWF FORVISITS, LETTERS,

EXPLORER, SWM, 27, 6’2”, 140, LOVES HIK-

winter activities. Traveling, dining out, plays, concerts & beautiful sunsets. Are you 50s60s & similarity of interests? Let’s meet soon. Box 992____________________________

COMPOST: APPROPRIATE MIXW/PROPER

WM, LATE40s, FRIENDLY, ATTRACTIVE &

SBM, 36, 6*5”. MUSICALLYGIFTED, ATHLETIC

attention creates heat. Interested in adding your old bones, grass clippings & coffee grinds to mine? Eve ISO down-to-Earth, welleducated Adam, 5 qs -6 os . Box 999__________

out-going. Wished to exchange intimate let­ ters w/articulate & imaginative F. Possible meeting if chemistry is right. Drop me a line soon! Box 1011____________________________

build. ISO open-minded, sincere, intelligent women. Race & age unimportant. It’s the heart that really matters. Box 982__________

DWF, 48, CAT LOVER, TALL, BLONDE, MED.

34 YO M, ISO FTO FORMPARTNERSHIP

build, easy-going. Loves beer/wine, fine din­ ing, good people, traveling, trips to Montreal. Neatness is a must. Age late 30S-60. Box 987__________________________

with. To explore mutually interesting avenues of alternative intimate expression. Write & find out. Box 1005_________________________

tive. ISO older F in need of having certain unfulfilled physical needs attended to. Fine wining &. dining in pleasant surroundings. Discretion assured. Box 981________________

SECURE NS, SWM, 50s, ISOSWF, 40-52.

SWF, “NON-BARBIE”, ECLECTIC, CREATIVE,

TALL, TAN, BLONDE/BLUE, CAMPER, SKINNYdipper. ISO over 30, petite F w/great butt. Passionate, honest, sensual, thongs, friend, companion. D/D free. Let’s enjoy what nature gave us. Box 1001_________________________

kids okay. Me: BP 110/60, P 60, cholesterol 176, Babinsky negative, myopic, humourous. Golf, tennis, movies, travel. ISO friendship first. Box 979_____________________________

SINCERE, 5’n”, 33, FRESH CUP OF HOT

BUNKMATE. ADVENTUROUS, PASSIONATE,

Caribbean chocolate. Inviting beautifully spir­ ited F 2 a sip of honest friendship. I’ll warm the soul & bring a smile 2 your heart. Race unimportant. Box 995

SWPM, 58, FIT, FUN, ARTICULATE 8 ATTRACl

tan. ISO F, sensual, adventurous, passionate, for erotic fun. Sun, water. Friendship, com­ panion, possible LTR. Thongs a plus. Single a must. Will answer all. Box 978

INSHAPE, STRAIGHT-ACTING, DISCREETWM, 40s. ISO Ma or S, masculine men for earlymorning relief at my place in Burlington. J am sane & clean, & expect same. Box 988

GWF, 40+, CLEAN, WARM-HEARTED, ROMAN-

YOUTHFUL, FIT, P, SPORTS-MINDED, MID

LTR. I’m 5’n ”, 190, from the Adirondacks. Down-to-Earth, ND, NS, self-sufficient. Only need your love. Dannemora Prison inmate. Box 984__________________________________

movies, dining. ISO honest SWM, 21-30, for friendship & discreet encounters. Box 983

in the tub in the heat. Can’t wait to dance across the globe w/you. Tomorrow is always ; an adventure w/you. -P ayo 7 25 2

& safe. ISO same S or MaF to enjoy discreet, occasional mettings to express & enjoy erot­ ica with consideration, good humour & trust. Box 991__________________________________

ing, biking, movies, romance & adventure. ISO SW or HF, 21-27, w/similar interests for friendship, maybe more. ND. Box 1008

SWF, 21, ENJOYS OUTDOORACTIVITIES,

BELLA: SUCH LAZYFUN. SMOKES &DRINKS

Bristol. One was slinging rhymes, the other strumming lines. Oh yes, both were lookin’ fine. 7316

walking, camping, cooking, gardening, movies, eating out. ISO SWM, 24-32, NS, ND, disease-free. Must have a good personality. Box 1006____________________________

artistic, musical. Bibliophile, animal lover. Nurturing, kind-hearted, NS, ND. BDSM friendly, culturally famished (help!), moonchild. ISO SWM counterpart, 50+. Friends first, LTR? Box 985_______________________

7/18, HIGHER GROUND: MASSAGETHERAPIST : from Hinesburg. We danced. Want to dance again? 7252

2 SWEET BROTHERS ON MAINST. IN

town twirling frosty tendrils, spinning mis­ chievous labyrinths & charming off our sus­ penders. Shall we meet for elevenses? A magic lantern show? 7342

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BABY, WE MADE IT! AFTERAYEAR &1/2, I

on the 14th will wish you a happy birthday! Don’t blame me, it’s only rock & roll! 7317

WE SPYPIXILATEDGIRL-DANDYALL OVER

love so much. You crazy girls. What a week. SB 7259__________________________

am more in love w/you than ever. I can’t wait for the years to come! Love, Bear7255

DP: ALLOF BURLINGTONWHOSPIES YOU

for the summer of my life! Learning & teach­ ing with you has been incredible. The feeling still grows. 7353__________________________

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BLONDE HAIR, BLUE EYES, SHORT AS HELL

curly-maned shooter: Feasts of soft words & potent laughter, a glance through a coffee house window & my heart knew the poetry of you. 7318___________ _______ ________ __

FIRST BORNSHEEP HERDER: THANKYOU

TOTHOSE SWEDISH BLONDES WHOMI

of me, wrapped around an old Chinese scooter. My left hand holds on to your guava belly, right hand on the back of the seat. We take off. A dragonfly in heat, buzzing along the dirt roads of the Goan coast, on our way to Gil’s beach party... Who can see themselves? 7257_________________

TOTHE BEAUTIFUL, PINK-TROUSERED,

Brown hair, wearing shorts. Forgot to weigh & price your hardware. Green truck? Me: Slim brunette, brown pants, silver car. We smiled. Single? 7355______________________

the way you cut my grass. I want you to ride something other than the mower. So, how many years is it now? 7306___________

I SPYYOURSAND-DUSTEDTHIGH IN FRONT

jeans. Me: Tan shorts & blue plaid shirt. You borrowed my lighter. Wish I had stayed & talked. Still need a light? 7327_____________ & my dream come true. I love bubble head. Can’t take my mind off of us. Fly away with me. - Paiyo 7324__________________________

little shy, but I spy the smiley weatherman on News Channel 5. 7356

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DIESEL BEAUTYW/BLONDE DREADS: I LIKE

SASHA: I CAN’T BELIEVE IT, YOUALSO! WE

at Pearl’s. You make my life amazing. You’ve got my heart, & as for beauty, remember this: “You are.” 7363 _________________

ate, multi-talented, multi-faceted, mature, creative entity ardently seeks contact w/your beating heart. Box 1012____________________

I AMTHEAVANT-GARDE. COMPLEX, LITER-

MPRETTYCONTENTW/MYSINGLE LIFE,

KATHYFROMCRAFTSBURY: ENJOYED OUR

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$i.99/minute. must be 18+.

tic, mature, fun-loving. Seeks same in a 35+ GWF to make our lives complete. No baggage please. Box 994______________________

BiM, 5’4”, 140 LBS., NEEDS OBEDIENCE training. ISO males for verbal abuse &. what­ ever pleases you. Detailed letter would be nice. Box 986

THYSHAN’T BE DISENCHANTED, MYQUEEN,

EX-LARGE F, 35, FEWBOUNDARIES THOUGH many anxieties, seeks open-minded F friend(s) for adventurous debauchery. Box 990

your King awaits you, night & day, faithful to that most restless truth of thy most beautiful spirit, all doubt, thereof, to vanish, the very moment the eyes of our souls once embrace. Box 1002

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young. ISO GM, 20-40, to have a good time with. I have my own place to play. Box 1002

naturalist w/a penchant for silence. ISO someone w/a quiet abode near the lake to rent or share. Sincere WM writer w/many skills. Box 1000

COLLEGE-EDUCATED, TRAVELEDSENIOR. ISO

SWM, 34. I AMINTERESTED INSTARTINGA

GWM, 5’10”, 175/180, BRN./BL., 49 YEARS

platonic relationships for dinner, conversa­ tion & sharing mutual interests. Employed full-time, varying schedule. Enjoy cooking, biking, hikes, horseshoes, day trips to Montreal, etc. Box 998_____________________

friendship with a F who might be interested in becoming part of a threesome. Or at least exploring the idea via letter. Box 993

NEAT, TRIM, ACTIVE SENIOR. LOOKING FOR

MID50s M, SETTING-UP COOPERATIVEWITH

mutual pleasure w/educated & fun-loving men. Enjoy indoor & outdoor sports, days or nights. Box 997

several intelligent, hardworking Fs. Can be plain, must be honest, willing to be part of a highly motivated & productive group. Reply at length in your own handwriting. Box 977

BI-CURIOUS M, 34, FIT, BR. HAIR, GR. EYES. ISO fit, Bi CU to satisfy my curiosity.Box 980

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